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Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 673 days!)

do you spooge every time someone posts the biotruths smiley at you

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Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 673 days!)

also this is a place for sharing please tell us a story about why you are a virgoon raspy

from what i can gather you can't find the time to date because it would take away from your busy schedule of torturing small animals? please confirm or deny.

Rass P
Nov 23, 2012

by Ralp

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

do you spooge every time someone posts the biotruths smiley at you

i like it when people acknowledge i'm posting truthful things about human biology

Rass P
Nov 23, 2012

by Ralp

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

also this is a place for sharing please tell us a story about why you are a virgoon raspy

from what i can gather you can't find the time to date because it would take away from your busy schedule of torturing small animals? please confirm or deny.

i used to get laid for free but now i only gently caress escorts

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Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 673 days!)

how do you get rid of the bodies?

Tjadeth
Sep 16, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
VOLUNTEER
:nyan:
Women also have higher physical stamina and the potential for multiple orgasms, so really, even if fewer women than men wanted to risk having sex it would be pretty easy for one woman to bang multiple guys if it wasn't for the fact that men have historically tended to do things like stone women to death for being sluts. You guys kind of shot your collective gender in the metaphorical foot on that one

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Rass P posted:

it's much easier for undesirable women to find partners than undesirable men. although that applies to all men and women, not just undesirables. it's a behavioral adaptation to the different consequences of conception for each sex. men effectively have to lose from sex, other than semen that's replenished every day. women on the other hand have 9 months where they can't reproduce again and are less physically capable, plus the diminished success of future offspring (see my earlier posts).

so a woman needs to be more choosy in her mate, because reproduction takes an investment from her. if two people had to pick a stock to invest in, one spending $10, and the other spending $10,000, the second person would probably think about it harder. it's the same principle

if you're not a complete goon you've probably noticed that this is the social reality. if a man goes to a bar with a mind to get laid, he might, depending on a few things. but if a woman does, she'll succeed, guaranteed

Did you take this video seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1ifNaNABY

Because if you did, you're retarded.

Char
Jan 5, 2013

MONKET posted:

casual sex is yeah just what you said, a few dates and a screw or two. i'm fine with that but I don't know what any of the anti-casual people think of that though?? maybe one of those could enlighten us from their viewpoint????

I'll try.
I'm not really anti-casual sex, I'm just thinking that my lack of intimacy made me develop little emotional maturity. So if a girl accepts to have casual sex with me I'm pretty sure I'll have a hard time keeping it a no strings attached relationship.
I dunno, it just seems to be harder to handle.

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.
Why do all of you guys care about sex so much?!?!?!?!?!? Don't you just want to be around friends all the time and have fun?

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Sexgun Rasputin posted:

i was just pointing out that a bunch of virgoons have statements attached to the end of their manifestos and the basic gist is usually some kind of passive aggressive apology for not being able to just gently caress some rando skank like all the other mundanes. i get why they do it it's just a silly attitude that will actively sabotage you

anybody remember the title of that series savage love ran a few years ago, where dan asked people to send in their trashy hookup stories that turned into marriages and ltrs? nailing a stranger in a portapotty at bonnaroo and then 5 years later married with a bunch of kids, or a guy who blew a dude at a truckstop back in the 70s and they're still together 40 years later and happily married, stuff like that. very eye-opening stuff.

I have plenty of friends who decided to wait until they were married until they had sex and a lot of them are now married and presumably having sex. I also have plenty of friends who decided to have as much premarital sex as they wanted and a lot of them are now married and having sex. (And also a lot of them are unmarried and having sex.) A small percentage of each type of relationship has ended. None of the stances appear to have 'shot themselves in the foot'. Basically the fact that you had premarital sex and that's worked just fine and dandy for you doesn't make you a massive expert on how having sex and relationships works for every person ever is what I'm getting at here.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Has Dan Savage ever run a series where he asked people to send in trashy hook-up stories that led to restraining orders, psychological counseling and drug abuse? Because if not I don't think that's the best source from which to draw the conclusion that wanton sodomy inevitably leads to fulfilling emotional relationships.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Twisty of Fate posted:

Why do all of you guys care about sex so much?!?!?!?!?!? Don't you just want to be around friends all the time and have fun?

Me too

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 673 days!)

chill out chairchucker i'm just saying that pretending like you're too precious for casual sex when you don't have the choice is an unhealthy self deception, when one should be honest with themselves to find the path to happiness. it's another "hi i'm a bitter virgin" hallmark like the dudes complaining about gold diggers on okc.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 673 days!)

Some Guy TT posted:

Has Dan Savage ever run a series where he asked people to send in trashy hook-up stories that led to restraining orders, psychological counseling and drug abuse? Because if not I don't think that's the best source from which to draw the conclusion that wanton sodomy inevitably leads to fulfilling emotional relationships.

lol "wanton sodomy" you loving dork

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

If Dan Savage used the term wanton sodomy in one of his columns with positive connotations I bet your dick would get so hard we could hang a virgin off it.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Sexgun Rasputin posted:

chill out chairchucker i'm just saying that pretending like you're too precious for casual sex when you don't have the choice is an unhealthy self deception, when one should be honest with themselves to find the path to happiness. it's another "hi i'm a bitter virgin" hallmark like the dudes complaining about gold diggers on okc.

I'm pretty chilled out, I'm just disagreeing with you on some points is all.

EN Bullshit
Apr 5, 2012

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

chill out chairchucker i'm just saying that pretending like you're too precious for casual sex when you don't have the choice is an unhealthy self deception

This is wrong. Coping with your lot in life is entirely about self-deception and tricking yourself into becoming happy with what you are doing and what you have.

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE
That's so healthy bro

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

Some Guy TT posted:

Has Dan Savage ever run a series where he asked people to send in trashy hook-up stories that led to restraining orders, psychological counseling and drug abuse? Because if not I don't think that's the best source from which to draw the conclusion that wanton sodomy inevitably leads to fulfilling emotional relationships.

Dude, trashy hook-up worst case scenario is usually bad sex and no further contact. Savage's point in soliciting the positive stories was to illustrate that the precise circumstances of the initial hook-up matter less than whether or not the individuals hooking up are decent human beings who like each other. Form is not destiny.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 673 days!)

that dude doesn't care solovyov he's like carrie's mom in the film carrie screaming about dirtypillows, that is legit serial killer levels of extreme sexual repression

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

solovyov posted:

Dude, trashy hook-up worst case scenario is usually bad sex and no further contact. Savage's point in soliciting the positive stories was to illustrate that the precise circumstances of the initial hook-up matter less than whether or not the individuals hooking up are decent human beings who like each other. Form is not destiny.

Yeah, but come on. Trashy hook-up best case scenario is usually good sex and no further contact. If Savage's point was that hook-ups can lead to emotionally fulfilling relationships that was a lovely disingenuous point to make that really wasn't any better than the sarcastic one I just did. Don't hook up hoping you'll get a relationship out of it. That is terrible thinking that will set you up for disappointment.

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

that dude doesn't care solovyov he's like carrie's mom in the film carrie screaming about dirtypillows, that is legit serial killer levels of extreme sexual repression

...What?

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

Some Guy TT posted:

Yeah, but come on. Trashy hook-up best case scenario is usually good sex and no further contact. If Savage's point was that hook-ups can lead to emotionally fulfilling relationships that was a lovely disingenuous point to make that really wasn't any better than the sarcastic one I just did. Don't hook up hoping you'll get a relationship out of it. That is terrible thinking that will set you up for disappointment.

That's really not what was being said at all? Have sex with the people you want to have sex with when you feel comfortable having sex with them. Don't kid yourself that doing it within hours of meeting is some guaranteed relationship killer OR maker. It's not! Imagining that there is some perfect timetable to follow for sexual contact won't merely set you up for disappointment, it will distract you from more important factors like compatibility and respecting the person you're having sex with (not just respecting some social norm of "this is how long we wait to have sex to prove that we respect each other!").

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005

Twisty of Fate posted:

Why do all of you guys care about sex so much?!?!?!?!?!? Don't you just want to be around friends all the time and have fun?

It's pretty rad to do both, my girlfriend is also like my best friend in the world and it rules

Douk Douk
Mar 17, 2009

Take your pervert war elsewhere.
Wanton Sodomy is seriously the best phrase i've heard in a long time

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
The only people that have sex are homosexuals.

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
Well this was an interesting Saturday night to say the least.

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

Spiffo posted:

It's pretty rad to do both, my girlfriend is also like my best friend in the world and it rules

It's true. It's pretty awesome.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

WaltherFeng posted:

Well this was an interesting Saturday night to say the least.

don't play coy with us walt

HazCat
May 4, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

EN Bullshit posted:

This is wrong. Coping with your lot in life is entirely about self-deception and tricking yourself into becoming happy with what you are doing and what you have.

This is absolutely true. Literally everyone in the world suffers from learned helplessness and is incapable of taking steps to better their life. Just lie down on that floor, man, I'm sure the shocks will stop soon.

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE
Solving the Sex Problem: The Goon Guide to Getting Down

EN Bullshit
Apr 5, 2012

HazCat posted:

This is absolutely true. Literally everyone in the world suffers from learned helplessness and is incapable of taking steps to better their life. Just lie down on that floor, man, I'm sure the shocks will stop soon.

Yeah, you're right. I'll restate that:

This is wrong. Coping with your lot in life is entirely about self-deception and tricking yourself into becoming happy with what you can't change.

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I'm gonna order a takeaway and then have some sex.

Wonton Sodomy.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

EN Bullshit posted:

Yeah, you're right. I'll restate that:

This is wrong. Coping with your lot in life is entirely about self-deception and tricking yourself into becoming happy with what you can't change.

Eh, not always my process is as follows
1)well that sucks
2)can I make it stop sucking?
3)no? well that sucks
4)what do I have to do to stop it from sucking more?
5)ok, that's done, now what is a problem I can do something about?

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

Jeza posted:

don't play coy with us walt

To put it briefly, I'm not sure if I feel comfortable getting so much attention in one night. I went out with a company of three girls last night and two of them made it pretty clear what they wanted and had no problems getting intimate (which caused a bit of conflict between them). I don't know if going out drinking with such a big group is a good idea. Luckily, I have a 1 on 1 date with another girl next weekend but I'm a bit anxious if I'm going to be getting calls from other people in the mean time.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

WaltherFeng posted:

To put it briefly, I'm not sure if I feel comfortable getting so much attention in one night. I went out with a company of three girls last night and two of them made it pretty clear what they wanted and had no problems getting intimate (which caused a bit of conflict between them). I don't know if going out drinking with such a big group is a good idea. Luckily, I have a 1 on 1 date with another girl next weekend but I'm a bit anxious if I'm going to be getting calls from other people in the mean time.

Invite both of those girls and the third girl to your flat. Drinks. See what happens.

Going out with a large group is a great idea. Do it more often. Get out there and do stuff. Drink, responsibly be responsible and use good judgement.

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

Gatts posted:

Invite both of those girls and the third girl to your flat. Drinks. See what happens.

Going out with a large group is a great idea. Do it more often. Get out there and do stuff. Drink, responsibly be responsible and use good judgement.

That's what we did. Though we started at my flat, we ended up in one of theirs. Also stuff happened while some people were asleep, which was interesting considering how cramped the sofa was.

WaltherFeng fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Mar 9, 2014

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

Gatts posted:

Invite both of those girls and the third girl to your flat. Drinks. See what happens.


A classic race to the bottom scenario.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

WaltherFeng posted:

Also stuff happened while some people were asleep, which was interesting considering how cramped the sofa was.

:siren: What exactly are you admitting to here?

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Chairchucker posted:

I have plenty of friends who decided to wait until they were married until they had sex and a lot of them are now married and presumably having sex. I also have plenty of friends who decided to have as much premarital sex as they wanted and a lot of them are now married and having sex. (And also a lot of them are unmarried and having sex.) A small percentage of each type of relationship has ended. None of the stances appear to have 'shot themselves in the foot'. Basically the fact that you had premarital sex and that's worked just fine and dandy for you doesn't make you a massive expert on how having sex and relationships works for every person ever is what I'm getting at here.

Sexual compatibility is such a huge loving part of a healthy relationship that refusing to address it until you're married is a giant red flag to anyone not insane/religious. If I met a girl and she would tell me to put a ring on it before we can see if we even function together as adults, I'd sever immediately. Your anecdotal evidence is pointless.

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g r r nasty
Dec 19, 2013

by Red Star Baldgreg

Forceholy posted:

Did you take this video seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1ifNaNABY

Because if you did, you're retarded.

i've never seen that video but i wouldn't take it seriously since it's made by the austin institute for the study of family and culture and the only actual facts mentioned are just statistics

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