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Pissflaps posted:its not real
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Mar 3, 2014 22:17
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Its real pissflaps
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if it was twitter, there'd be a chance, but facebook? lol
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jyrka posted:I think it's safe enough to declare the people who guessed 1 goal the winners of this thread. It's highly unlikely that that mess of a footballer is going to score again this season. Thoughts? I think in this thread we are all winners (except sunderland lol)
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Mar 4, 2014 02:26
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Jozy proves you don't need goals to be a winner but he is a winner.
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i think ultimately football is the real winner
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Will Jozy be in action against the Ukraine (in Cyprus) tomorrow? Is this game why he was rested for the Cup Final? Can he broker peace in The Crimea?
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KDdidit posted:Will Jozy be in action against the Ukraine (in Cyprus) tomorrow? Is this game why he was rested for the Cup Final? Can he broker peace in The Crimea? I would like to think that Klitschko, Tymoshenko and Yanukovic can sit down together and laugh over a pint and a video compilation of Jozy's hits and misses from this years barclays.
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KDdidit posted:Will Jozy be in action against the Ukraine (in Cyprus) tomorrow? Is this game why he was rested for the Cup Final? Can he broker peace in The Crimea? Unfortunately, Ukraine cancelled the game. They last thing they need is a bunch of Americans coming in and shooting wildly.
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Concerned Citizen posted:Unfortunately, Ukraine cancelled the game. They last thing they need is a bunch of Americans coming in and shooting wildly. nice!
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Concerned Citizen posted:Unfortunately, Ukraine cancelled the game. They last thing they need is a bunch of Americans coming in and shooting wildly. this is a good post.
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Jozy is starting today. Edit: jozy just missed a clean header chance. Sent it just over the bar. I'm surprised he made it off the ground the big fatty Crunkjuice fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Mar 5, 2014 |
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USMNT did a great job. Here's a picture of Jozy's first goal:
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+ Strengths Eating Falling over
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Frankston posted:+ Strengths Sometimes simultaneously.
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Mar 8, 2014 01:16
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Who ate all the pies: a jozy altidore mystery book.
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Ponce de Le0n posted:Who ate all the pies: a jozy altidore mystery book. Except its just one page and it shows jozy eating the pies.
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Ponce de Le0n posted:Who ate all the pies: a jozy altidore mystery book. waterstones can't sell it because it keeps falling off the shelf
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Truthfully, Jozy's in the drivers seat. He's going to Brazil regardless. He'll be on the plane whether he plays another minute this season or not. so, if he wants out of there, he can basically tell Poyet to go pound sand. He'll get paid regardless, and they'll be forced to move him in summer at a drastically reduced fee........which might actually be best for getting him in a good position going forward. Does he want to do that, probably not. I dont think it's in his nature. But given Poyet leaving him out last weekend, and his apparent willingness to run his trap lately on all things Jozy...I would be tempted to do so if in his shoes.
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Monday Bandele posted:Truthfully, Jozy's in the drivers seat. He's going to Brazil regardless. He'll be on the plane whether he plays another minute this season or not. so, if he wants out of there, he can basically tell Poyet to go pound sand. He'll get paid regardless, and they'll be forced to move him in summer at a drastically reduced fee........which might actually be best for getting him in a good position going forward. You really should source these you know.
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What is jozy's nature.
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Pissflaps posted:What is jozy's nature. Nine (9) posts up.
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When I think Jozy and Nature, this immediately sprung to mind:
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TheBigAristotle posted:When I think Jozy and Nature, this immediately sprung to mind: my strongest memories of nature also involve wrestling! 
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TheBigAristotle posted:When I think Jozy and Nature, this immediately sprung to mind: a flair flop the perfect metaphor for the stale pudding that is jozy "the soccer player" altislore
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Why isn't Jozy in the squad for the Jozybowl?
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Chris de Sperg posted:Why isn't Jozy in the squad for the Jozybowl? A:
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Chris de Sperg posted:Why isn't Jozy in the squad for the Jozybowl?
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Controversial opinion here but I reckon sunderland would be in the semis if they played jozy "5 tool" altidore today. Really sad he's getting this kind of treatment, probably because he's black I guess????
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I only see two tools here, this looks like complete nonsense
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Fag Boy Jim posted:I only see two tools here, this looks like complete nonsense ...there's only 1 tool there, with 2 traits.
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IronCladBurrito posted:...there's only 1 tool there, with 2 traits. - eating pies - falling over - inadvertent assists - scoring a goal - being american Seems like 5 tools to me.
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He's a poo poo teammate and just doesn't get itquote:Sunderland forward Jozy Altidore has been put in his place by his manager Gus Poyet.
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He probably reads all the posts in this thread from their original sources
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Red Star Baldgreg posted:He's a poo poo teammate and just doesn't get it Big Fat Jozy Altislore posted:“I feel like the players know my strengths more and it’s where I’m most comfortable, sure. I’ve been faring better with the national team over the past year, and I want to keep that going because it means a lot to me to play well for my country.” Hmm something sounds off about tha
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Red Star Baldgreg posted:He's a poo poo teammate and just doesn't get it lol he honestly started to believe in his own hype didnt he.
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Ponce de Le0n posted:lol he honestly started to believe in his own hype didnt he. he runs 2 separate companies (albeit staffed by the same people) dedicated to boosting his own reputation, in addition to adidas spending six figures on his 'brand' every year for about a decade. he's got an ego possibly even bigger than his own gut, and enough gullible/jingoistic MLS social justice tifo experts to enable him until he retires years from now, having triumphantly scored 8 goals for a mid-tier MLS side offering sweet artisanal hot dogs
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