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Babby Thatcher posted:Many top players come from the Eredivisie; Ibrahimovic, Van Persie, Van der Vaart, Vlaar, Elia, Stekelenburg and more. Even in the old days there came players like Kluivert, Van Basten and Cocu. And now with this guy and talents like Depay... Hah, a list with Elia, Cocu and Stekelenburg, but no Ronaldo, Romario or Bergkamp.
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Mar 20, 2014 15:42
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Mar 20, 2014 17:13
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sweek0 posted:Hah, a list with Elia, Cocu and Stekelenburg, but no Ronaldo, Romario or Bergkamp. Who?
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Mar 20, 2014 17:22
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I think those are Game of Thrones characters. Speaking of which, I've got some great Jozy-themed branding opportunities I'd like to share with Mr. Altidore's Twitter PR hypeman.
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Mar 20, 2014 18:30
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sweek0 posted:Hah, a list with Elia, Cocu and Stekelenburg, but no Ronaldo, Romario or Bergkamp. Romario and Ronaldo are beta bitches who never played in England.
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Mar 20, 2014 21:01
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Destroy My Sweater posted:I think those are Game of Thrones characters. Speaking of which, I've got some great Jozy-themed branding opportunities I'd like to share with Mr. Altidore's Twitter PR hypeman. Like this one? 
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Mar 20, 2014 22:13
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Hello, Jozy, my old friend Teammates passed you the ball again Toward the goal you're softly creeping Show the fans that you are sleeping As you fall again you'll hear that no one Still remains Within the sound of silence.
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Mar 21, 2014 00:50
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NeoNaoNeo posted:He's pretty good at saying things and having them come true 
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Mar 21, 2014 01:05
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NeoNaoNeo posted:He's pretty good at saying things and having them come true What am I missing here? 
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Mar 21, 2014 01:42
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Ewar Woowar posted:What am I missing here? A lot apparently.
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Mar 21, 2014 01:44
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AZ qualified for the Europa League last 8 yesterday. Makes you think!
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Mar 21, 2014 12:08
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oliwan posted:AZ qualified for the Europa League last 8 yesterday. Makes me think you're weirdly defensive about the Dutch league. It's not as good as you think it is, nor is it as bad as you seem to think other people think it is merely because they understand that scoring a lot of goals in it isn't a good test of a striker's quality.
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Mar 21, 2014 12:36
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You are right, I was primarily triggered by posters suggesting that Sunderland are a better team than AZ.
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Mar 21, 2014 12:46
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oliwan posted:You are right, I was primarily triggered by posters suggesting that Sunderland are a better team than AZ. I suspect they wouldn't be in a relegation fight had they started the season somehow in the Dutch top flight.
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Mar 21, 2014 12:47
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oliwan posted:AZ qualified for the Europa League last 8 yesterday. it didnt make me think
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Mar 21, 2014 12:48
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I've had a good think about it and I've come to the conclusion that Jozy is a fat poo poo.
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Mar 21, 2014 13:25
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CHIVERS posted:I've had a good think about it and I've come to the conclusion that Jozy is a fat poo poo. He is.
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Mar 21, 2014 13:28
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Pissflaps posted:I suspect they wouldn't be in a relegation fight had they started the season somehow in the Dutch top flight. I suspect Sunderland wouldn't have the PL revenue streams there either. Makes you think.
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Mar 21, 2014 13:29
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Healbot posted:I suspect Sunderland wouldn't have the PL revenue streams there either. Is it making you think that Jozy isn't a fat useless fraud?
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Mar 21, 2014 13:31
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Pissflaps posted:Is it making you think that Jozy isn't a fat useless fraud? He really is OP.
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Mar 21, 2014 13:35
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Jozy is so good at falling down on his side that I think he could land the leading role in costa concordia the musical.
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Mar 21, 2014 13:36
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Is Jozy the worst starting player in the league in terms of effectiveness? e: Actually in all terms.
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Mar 21, 2014 14:13
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Jozy is the unwanted buttplug in a 21 man orgy.
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Mar 21, 2014 14:17
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red_blip posted:Is Jozy the worst starting player in the league in terms of effectiveness? He doesn't even start any more, Poyet rightly prefers the duct taped together knees and ankles of Steven Fletcher.
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Mar 21, 2014 14:19
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Haha, yeah okay so... was he the worst? Can anyone think of someone that was less effective with the time given to them? (Not including injuries)
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Mar 21, 2014 14:22
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red_blip posted:Haha, yeah okay so... was he the worst? Can anyone think of someone that was less effective with the time given to them? (Not including injuries) I genuinely can't, even Jason Lee had more goals in the Premier League than Jozy. Park Chu Young maybe, but he's played 8 minutes of league football.
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Mar 21, 2014 14:24
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Danny Graham's appalling tbf, also a reminder that Torres cost 50 million pounds
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Mar 21, 2014 14:29
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Jozy is the American Dong Fangzhuo.
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Mar 21, 2014 14:31
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The answer is an always will be Ali Dia.
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Mar 21, 2014 14:40
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chuggo is BACK posted:Danny Graham's appalling tbf, also a reminder that Torres cost 50 million pounds For Graham's Prem record to be worse than Jozy's he'd have to not score for another 352 games, thats 9 seasons. I genuinely think Jozy has the worst Prem goalscoring record of any striker who has played a decent number of games.
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Mar 21, 2014 14:55
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Cornelius at Cardiff.
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Mar 21, 2014 14:57
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Taff posted:Cornelius at Cardiff. He only played 8 games, all as a substitute
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Mar 21, 2014 15:02
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Blue Screen Error posted:I genuinely think Jozy has the worst Prem goalscoring record of any striker who has played a decent number of games. Haha
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Mar 21, 2014 15:09
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red_blip posted:Haha, yeah okay so... was he the worst? Can anyone think of someone that was less effective with the time given to them? (Not including injuries) I can't think of a single worse player to have played over 50 games in the premier league. Ninpo posted:I genuinely can't, even Jason Lee had more goals in the Premier League than Jozy. Park Chu Young maybe, but he's played 8 minutes of league football. Jozy only needs 12 in his next 23 games to match Jason Lee, and for most of those games he will have had a full pre-season at Sunderland to acclimatise.
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Strawman posted:Jozy only needs 12 in his next 23 games to match Jason Lee, and for most of those games he will have had a full pre-season at Sunderland to acclimatise. Lol So at his current scoring rate in the Premier League he needs another 12 seasons to match Jason Lee's goal tally.
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Mar 21, 2014 15:41
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Unironically think I could score a goal a season.
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Mar 21, 2014 15:42
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red_blip posted:Haha, yeah okay so... was he the worst? Can anyone think of someone that was less effective with the time given to them? (Not including injuries) I could think of plenty equally useless just looking at old Sunderland strikers. Andy Smith, Jon Stead, Daryl Murphy, David Healy. All equally woeful. e; Misread your post, didn't realise you meant current strikers. Still, these players were all regular startes in the Premier League at one point.
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Mar 21, 2014 16:11
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Bland posted:I could think of plenty equally useless just looking at old Sunderland strikers. Andy Smith, Jon Stead, Daryl Murphy, David Healy. All equally woeful. john steed: 13 premier league goals over three seasons Daryl Murphy: 4 in three seasons but didnt he play as a winger? David Healy: 4 in three seasons all better than jozy and i bet none of them came close to costing eight million pounds
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Pissflaps posted:john steed: 13 premier league goals over three seasons All three have better Prem goals per game than Jozy. Murphy comes closest with a goal every 18 games compared to Jozy's goal every 26.5, so if Jozy scores in his next game we can safely say that he's as good as Daryl Murphy.
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