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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

I wish I'd been quicker with my camera yesterday; sitting int he big windowseat at my favourite bar, a young feller walked past who had the absolute spitting image brows, 'tache and beard of the V for Vendetta mask, even with the rosy cheeks. It was uncanny, it really did look like the mask come to life. I don't know if it was intentional, but as he had big goth boots and a long wool duster on I have my suspicions.

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Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Inspector Zenigata posted:

That's a thing in the North, too. My insane, abusive, obese sister has a ton of Eeyore poo poo in her apartment, and she's rapidly approaching 30.

I live in Delaware and the Fat woman obsession du jour is Sassy Tinkerbell.

Byde
Apr 15, 2013

by Lowtax

funky not a junkie posted:

um excuse me dark souls is very difficult and is a callback to the video games of old, beating it is an accomplishment

Uh is it more difficult than Battletoads.

Cause I beat Battletoads twice (on an actual console even!) and I doubt Dark Souls is nearly as difficult as that.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Byde posted:

I beat Battletoads

Lies are very ugly things. :(

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Risky posted:

I've known plenty of women (mostly normal) that love and obsess over Disney stuff. I don't see why this is so goddamn strange.

Are they fat though ?
e: it's not strange btw

unpacked robinhood has a new favorite as of 13:33 on Mar 28, 2014

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Byde posted:

Uh is it more difficult than Battletoads.

Cause I beat Battletoads twice (on an actual console even!) and I doubt Dark Souls is nearly as difficult as that.

I once beat up a regular toad. Since it was in real life, it's a bigger accomplishment.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


unpacked robinhood posted:

Are they fat though ?
e: it's not strange btw

My skinny,normal friend is obsessed with Disney's princesses and Tinkerbell, but she has daughter now so she can hide the strange obsession and pass it as a normal mom stuff.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I can think of a lot worse things than being obsessed with Disney. And my guess is the people you're all talking about are like normal fans and don't have $100k in mini figurines and gently caress pillows shaped like Simba. I'm sure those people exist though, I just have not encountered them on the internet yet.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Paladinus posted:

I once beat up a regular toad. Since it was in real life, it's a bigger accomplishment.

No fair, you used cheat codes :mad:

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio
Saw my first Homestuck cosplayer today, it was 8:35AM and I was on my way to work.

They were walking AWAY from the local university at 8:35AM, so I hope they had turned up for a tutorial and been sent home for being loving stupid. Or had been instantly mocked on arrival at campus until they left.

This was in Perth, Western Australia.

Yes, youre infected now as well.

A Fucker IRL has a new favorite as of 14:53 on Mar 28, 2014

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

mr. stefan posted:

I live in Delaware and the Fat woman obsession du jour is Sassy Tinkerbell.

I can attest to this. :sparkles:

(I'm not fat but I am a mean crazy bitch.)

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

Bart Fargo posted:

I have to make the excuse that I learned of this "prank" from a humorous blog by a man teaching English in Japan a while ago, but he's doing a Kancho.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho

It also has some kind of tie-in or was made popular recently by Naruto.

quote:

Kancho (カンチョー kanchō?) is a prank performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary gun and attempting to insert the extended index fingers sharply into an unsuspecting victim's anus, often while exclaiming "Kan-CHO!
Totally normal prank there, Japan


Paladinus posted:

I once beat up a regular toad. Since it was in real life, it's a bigger accomplishment.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

No fair, you used cheat codes :mad:
Hey, are you guys talking about Frolf

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Tin Tim posted:

Hey, are you guys talking about Frolf

No, what does frolf mean

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

No, what does frolf mean

Frisbee golf. :v:

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

No, what does frolf mean

Paladinus posted:

Frisbee golf. :v:



The cycle is complete


Also, have some cool family pictures as content








Tin Tim has a new favorite as of 16:22 on Mar 28, 2014

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
Don't link a picture that had a little kids dick in it, you retard.

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

Dongicus posted:

Don't link a picture that had a little kids dick in it, you retard.
It is a cloth suit but if you insist

And just to clarify, I took all the pictures from the same Google image result for awkward because quick content

http://elitedaily.com/humor/21-awkward-family-photos-to-help-you-appreciate-your-family-during-the-holiday/

Tin Tim has a new favorite as of 16:35 on Mar 28, 2014

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio

I love these types of pictures.

You could have probably a whole thread where you have to guess if its a picture of Israeli Jew family or a white Apartheid era South African family.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

A Fucker IRL posted:

I love these types of pictures.

You could have probably a whole thread where you have to guess if its a picture of Israeli Jew family or a white Apartheid era South African family.

what.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Grrl Anachronism posted:

And an oldie but a good one. This guy's local to me.


Canadian furry man, I forget which city he's in but I've heard tons of stories about him all over the internet. Apparently he rides that bus wearing the same clothes all the time.



The hamburger helper makes this pic :allears:

Linux Pirate has a new favorite as of 16:48 on Mar 28, 2014

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

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Inspector Zenigata has a new favorite as of 22:36 on Apr 2, 2014

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

Clochette posted:

I want to show this to every American weirdo who idealizes Britain as a magical land of tea, politeness, and BBC dramas.

england and america are pretty much the same thing

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

I can think of a lot worse things than being obsessed with Disney. And my guess is the people you're all talking about are like normal fans and don't have $100k in mini figurines and gently caress pillows shaped like Simba. I'm sure those people exist though, I just have not encountered them on the internet yet.

Please no kink shaming

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

- - -

Inspector Zenigata has a new favorite as of 22:36 on Apr 2, 2014

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

ante posted:



Look at how loving proud he is

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Is that the guy that got beat up in a McDonanld's?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Why would infamous mad scientist Dr. Cy Borg be in a McDonalds

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Why is he never wearing clothes!

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

AlmightyBob posted:

Is that the guy that got beat up in a McDonanld's?

Yes

Krispy Kareem posted:

Why is he never wearing clothes!

I feel like this is related to the other quote.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Linux Pirate posted:

Canadian furry man, I forget which city he's in but I've heard tons of stories about him all over the internet. Apparently he rides that bus wearing the same clothes all the time.



The hamburger helper makes this pic :allears:

Edmonton.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



That guy is obviously mentally handicapped.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7n9mDIGD4

Corey Feldmans newest music video. It must be seen to be believed.

Tolkien minority has a new favorite as of 21:33 on Mar 28, 2014

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Magazine Makes Fun of Cancer Survivor's Tutu

"Guys, I have cancer! Don't make fun of my clothing that is completely unrelated to my disease!"

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

canyoneer posted:

Magazine Makes Fun of Cancer Survivor's Tutu

"Guys, I have cancer! Don't make fun of my clothing that is completely unrelated to my disease!"

gently caress you, she was wearing a silly outfit at a charity fundraiser.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




rodbeard posted:

gently caress you, she was wearing a silly outfit at a charity fundraiser.

This, and also:

quote:

Her company Glam Runners makes them and donates the money to Girls on the Run, a charity that sponsors exercise and confidence-building programs for young girls. She said she's raised about $5,600 for the nonprofit by making about 2,000 tutus over the past three years.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

When you're running a marathon and you have brain cancer at the same time, you can wear whatever the gently caress you want.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Profondo Rosso posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7n9mDIGD4

Corey Feldmans newest music video. It must be seen to be believed.

I like 90s. 90s were my formative years.
Wait, newest? Ha-ha, nice joke.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Krispy Kareem posted:

Why is he never wearing clothes!

It looks a bit like Pierre Woodman. That would explain the nakedness.

Grope-A-Matic
Nov 16, 2008

sigh... you really suck at hand
to hand combat i wont lie and
this is way more challenging
then i thought it would be. to
teach you hand to hand combat,
alright i will try to teach you
some more hand to hand combat

Junior's first "Falling Down" cosplay

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

vaguely posted:

When you're running a marathon and you have brain cancer at the same time, you can wear whatever the gently caress you want.

Marathoners literally poo poo themselves during races and somehow tutus are odd.

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