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emjayo posted:he fat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 16:09 |
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trem_two posted:The American soccer media and American soccer fans have been heavily criticizing Jozy Altidore throughout the 2013-2014 EPL season. lol who wrote this
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 16:37 |
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trem_two posted:
Despite, Jozy is none of these things
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 17:07 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:Despite, Jozy is none of these things No need to be unfair, Jozy does at least have two feet.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 17:22 |
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Fag Boy Jim posted:No need to be unfair, Jozy does at least have two feet. Not once the diabetes takes hold
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 17:23 |
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fat greasy puto posted:lol who wrote this World Soccer Source, I can exclusively reveal.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 17:49 |
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jozy is actually really really good, if he ever has 10 of the best players in the world behind him providing a supply he'll show you, you'll see
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 17:51 |
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Babby Thatcher posted:jozy is actually really really good, if he ever has 10 of the best players in the world behind him providing a supply he'll show you, you'll see This would be the real litmus test for brap's claim that anyone could score 20 goals a season at Barcelona.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 18:24 |
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MoPZiG posted:Wasnt that a loan deal from Villareal? The investment in him this time was Alfonso Alves-esque... gently caress off. Alves scored 10 goals in 42 premiership matches. Jozy has 2 in 53.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 19:25 |
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Just think how many goals Jozy would score if he were Spanish.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 19:52 |
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At his age he needs to be playing regularly and scoring goals. 3 more seasons at a drinking club that seems to have a bit of buyer's remorse about Jozy, will see him at 27 with his confidence shot to hell and 3 years of bad habits learned. His value will have cratered, and he'll still have another 6-7 years of playing time head of him. What I'm saying is that Jozy should give thought to taking a loan move to someplace that wants him and waiving part of his wages from Sunderland if that's what it takes to get a season-long loan move to, say, PSV through. Yes, it's giving up cash now, but doing something to improve his 2016 marketability, improve his skill level, and avoid the frustration and embarrassment of hanging around with what Ron Atkinson would probably describe as a bunch of fu**ing lazy, thick alcoholic wankers.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 01:52 |
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Sounds like Jozy should move to Dubai or Qatar
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 01:54 |
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JFairfax posted:Sounds like Jozy should move to Dubai or Qatar What's the food like there?
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 07:00 |
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Pissflaps posted:What's the food like there? 100% chance it's better than where he's at now.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 07:40 |
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Pissflaps posted:What's the food like there? They've got McDonalds and KFC there too
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 08:07 |
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Out Jozy is exhausted trying to stop the evil of alcohol taking hold of his teammates
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 08:09 |
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trem_two posted:At his age he needs to be playing regularly and scoring goals. 3 more seasons at a drinking club that seems to have a bit of buyer's remorse about Jozy, will see him at 27 with his confidence shot to hell and 3 years of bad habits learned. His value will have cratered, and he'll still have another 6-7 years of playing time head of him. I wonder how Ron Atkinson would describe Jozy?
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 09:34 |
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Local papers are suggesting that Johnson might play as a striker tonight. Jozy is definitely done at Sunderland
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 10:19 |
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so i shouldn't put a fiver on jozy to score tonight?
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 11:26 |
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fat greasy puto posted:so i shouldn't put a fiver on jozy to score tonight? Soldado is injured so unfortunately we will not have a battle of the sulk tonight
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 11:29 |
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Jozy will score tonight and silence all the critics.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 11:47 |
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Jozy will not beat the streak.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:03 |
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IIRC the Gulf has the highest diabetes rates in the world so Jozy'd fit right in!!!
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:30 |
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Kaveman posted:Jozy will eat the steak.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 12:48 |
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Altidore will be in beast mode tonight
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 13:49 |
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I'll be in girlmode.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 13:59 |
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I will be in neutral. *puts on the handbrake to make a full stop*
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 15:26 |
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My XXXL Jozy shirt is ironed and ready.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 15:27 |
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Koesj posted:IIRC the Gulf has the highest diabetes rates in the world so Jozy'd fit right in!!! Dubai is offering gold to its citizens in exchange for weight loss
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 16:04 |
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Kaveman posted:Jozy will not beat the streak. undertaker...
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 16:15 |
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there should be a clause inserted into every managers contract in the epl that if jozy scores against your team then you should be instantly fired into the sun
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 16:18 |
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he's on the bench, so plenty of time for him to tuck into a hot buttery something any late night greggs near white hart lane? (he may have to settle for a roll from pret) (or rolls, cos fat)
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 16:30 |
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Jozy always struck me as more of a Fatso's fan.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 16:41 |
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Sunderland are playing Adam Johnson as a striker over Altidore. Hes that bad.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 16:43 |
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serious gaylord posted:Sunderland are playing Adam Johnson as a striker over Altidore. Hes that bad. What's up with Borini? I thought he was doing better all things considered e: Oh he's just being played somewhere else. Fair enough. Gigi Galli fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Apr 7, 2014 |
# ? Apr 7, 2014 16:49 |
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jozy ate him thinking he was tagliarini
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 17:07 |
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Jozy Altidore is starting tonight for Sunderland under 21s lmao
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 18:35 |
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Fat Lowtax posted:Jozy Altidore is starting tonight for Sunderland under 21s lmao Is This Real
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 18:36 |
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm from the future and my sports almanac says one Jozy "Josmer" Altidore is scoring tonight?
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 18:37 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Is It is
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 18:38 |