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I don't think anyone was talking about collecting unemployment while being employed, which is obviously fraud with the penalties that entails. GiP gets into the grey area with collecting unemployment while going to school full-time but again that's not what you or other guy were talking about.
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Snowdens Secret posted:GiP gets into the grey area with collecting unemployment while going to school full-time but again that's not what you or other guy were talking about.
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I got a call from readiness yesterday morning about a possible upcoming deployment and I was the 4th out of 4 they called. One is getting out in three weeks, one is non-deployable because of pregnancy and the third just got back from a deployment and doesn't want to go again. That would pretty much ensure me a spot right? We have an E-5 shift lead saying I probably won't go because that would leave us short manned though, is that something that could happen? No way in gently caress I'm letting my last best chance to go to Afghanistan go without a fight I will show this place the meaning of freaking the gently caress out.
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TSA Pre Check is pretty awesome.
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Cenen posted:I got a call from readiness yesterday morning about a possible upcoming deployment and I was the 4th out of 4 they called. One is getting out in three weeks, one is non-deployable because of pregnancy and the third just got back from a deployment and doesn't want to go again. That would pretty much ensure me a spot right? We have an E-5 shift lead saying I probably won't go because that would leave us short manned though, is that something that could happen? No way in gently caress I'm letting my last best chance to go to Afghanistan go without a fight I will show this place the meaning of freaking the gently caress out. Congratulations on your upcoming deployment. You're going.
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Cenen posted:I got a call from readiness yesterday morning about a possible upcoming deployment and I was the 4th out of 4 they called. One is getting out in three weeks, one is non-deployable because of pregnancy and the third just got back from a deployment and doesn't want to go again. That would pretty much ensure me a spot right? We have an E-5 shift lead saying I probably won't go because that would leave us short manned though, is that something that could happen? No way in gently caress I'm letting my last best chance to go to Afghanistan go without a fight I will show this place the meaning of freaking the gently caress out. Unless your unit wants to do a reclama, which they would have to justify, and then your MAJCOM would have to find an appropriate replacement. Don't bring this up though, because they may try it. Serious talk, try floating the idea of putting out a VRS request to backfill your homestation job. I'm certain there are some Reservists or Guard bums who would be willing to fill in.
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Cenen posted:I got a call from readiness yesterday morning about a possible upcoming deployment and I was the 4th out of 4 they called. One is getting out in three weeks, one is non-deployable because of pregnancy and the third just got back from a deployment and doesn't want to go again. That would pretty much ensure me a spot right? We have an E-5 shift lead saying I probably won't go because that would leave us short manned though, is that something that could happen? No way in gently caress I'm letting my last best chance to go to Afghanistan go without a fight I will show this place the meaning of freaking the gently caress out.
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Thank you all for the real answers. gently caress this place.
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I hope he adds on to it and is force shaped out as a 7 year SrA.
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Apr 12, 2014 05:00
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please stop posting pics from my livejournal
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Lazy Reservist posted:I hope he adds on to it and is force shaped out as a 7 year SrA.
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That reminds of the guy I saw at the gym with an AF legal tattoo. I bet all the ladies at the bar get super wet when he rolls up his sleeve to show them and BAM AF symbol and the scales of justice. Total badass.
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Casimir Radon posted:I hope he loses a stripe.
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Casimir Radon posted:I hope he loses a stripe.
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This douchbag from my basic flight was talking about getting the Air Force symbol "branded" on him. He was kicked out a few month later and is now in prison. I hope he went through with it.
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Casimir Radon posted:I hope he loses an arm.
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wrong answer there high speed he would look like a bigger idiot with that tattoo if he got demoted than if he didn't have an arm
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:flector belt makes it lol yup.  says he's a maintainer, which makes thisCasimir Radon posted:I hope he loses a stripe. all the more likely.
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Well, I've now gone from TDRL to PDRL. You goddamned faggots will never not have me walking slowly through the parking lots and filling the waiting lines on bases across this great land. Go gently caress yourselves, Shim
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Make sure you always regale the gate guard with rambling 15 minute long stories about how much better things were back in your day, just to max out the inconvenience.
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Remember that TDY I wanted to go on? The guy who drew the swastika on his housemate's cat gets to go. Honestly all my interactions with him are pretty positive but still...
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Obama Africanus posted:Well, I've now gone from TDRL to PDRL. You goddamned faggots will never not have me walking slowly through the parking lots and filling the waiting lines on bases across this great land. Don't confine your mission to bases. Make sure that any time you see someone in uniform, wearing anything with a military logo, sporting a mil haircut, etc. you interrupt whatever they're doing--especially if they're with their friends and family--to tell them every real and fictitious detail of your career, your friends' career, and your child's/nephew's/neighbor's kid's career. The more inane your job, the more you should elaborate. Don't let our clear discomfort and closed posturing dissuade you! Block the doorway, ignore all attempt to end the conversation, and keep talking. Be sure to throw in some racial slurs or other offensive material to add to the ambiance and force us into the Catch-22 of either ignoring your racism in front of our friends and family or causing a scene with a disabled veteran in public. And by all that is holy, if anyone fails to kowtow to your every whim, whether it be waiters, doctors, or TSA agents massaging your balls, make sure they know that YOU EARNED THEIR RESPECT WITH YOUR SERVICE  and cause the biggest scene imaginable.
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Derek Dominoe posted:Don't confine your mission to bases. Make sure that any time you see someone in uniform, wearing anything with a military logo, sporting a mil haircut, etc. you interrupt whatever they're doing--especially if they're with their friends and family--to tell them every real and fictitious detail of your career, your friends' career, and your child's/nephew's/neighbor's kid's career. The more inane your job, the more you should elaborate. Don't let our clear discomfort and closed posturing dissuade you! Block the doorway, ignore all attempt to end the conversation, and keep talking. Be sure to throw in some racial slurs or other offensive material to add to the ambiance and force us into the Catch-22 of either ignoring your racism in front of our friends and family or causing a scene with a disabled veteran in public. So yeah, basically this because retirees. Your mission, should you choose to accept it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI9KhPJ-utE e: Good morning, Mr. Phelps! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVaP9kEYVZ8 (Those drat Gideons) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife, Ethan iyaayas01 fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Apr 13, 2014 |
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Please stop me in the commissary, especially during the lunch rush, and tell me about how you benchpressed the bodies of 200 people in vietnam or whatever
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Got drug tested, got out of enlisted call; Pretty sweet.
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Casimir Radon posted:Got drug tested, got out of enlisted call; Pretty sweet. i took my last piss test last week. took the biggest poo poo ever.
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Holy poo poo the dude who raped someone on deployment back in 2012 just sent me a friend invite on Facebook. Like I didn't even really know the guy so why you would want to even think about that point in your life is beyond me. What's the proper etiquette in this situation? Cenen fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Apr 14, 2014 |
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Cenen posted:Holy poo poo the dude who raped someone on deployment back in 2012 just sent me a friend invite on Facebook. Like I didn't even really know the guy so why you would want to even think about that point in your life is beyond me.
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Casimir Radon posted:Accept it, post on their wall(?) to remind everyone what they did, unfriend them. The only option. Because you know he told his family he got out on a medical or some bullshit.
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10 more days till Minot. Cant wait for all the adventures I will have up there!
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Helldump Immunity. posted:
poo poo, I was pretty much "outprocessing" for the whole 6 months I had left after my VSP went through. The only thing I actually did the whole time was finish a BTZ package for the one airman I was still supervising at that point. After that poo poo they CRO'd him and put me over in what was practically a closet for 4 months with a couple airmen who didn't even report to me, I just would teach them poo poo. Every now and then I'd fix a computer, if it belonged to someone I knew/liked, or the time one of those kids wanted to know the difference between various processor slots, and how to replace RAM. I'm not kidding about the "closet" either - you can't get 3 desks into any smaller a space and still be able to get in and out of the loving room. There were days I'd spend probably 2 hours in the smoke pit, or just gone all drat day to "do some outprocessing".
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Fenrir posted:poo poo, I was pretty much "outprocessing" for the whole 6 months I had left after my VSP went through. The only thing I actually did the whole time was finish a BTZ package for the one airman I was still supervising at that point. After that poo poo they CRO'd him and put me over in what was practically a closet for 4 months with a couple airmen who didn't even report to me, I just would teach them poo poo. Every now and then I'd fix a computer, if it belonged to someone I knew/liked, or the time one of those kids wanted to know the difference between various processor slots, and how to replace RAM. Same. I did a few awards packages and that was about it. For blues Mondays I'd come in with a beard and civvies. drat, those were the best days when I got paid to literally do nothing  
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Welcome to the largest metropolitan area in the world. If you can get any sort of vehicle at all you travel about an hour west and it's like you fall off the face of the world, just mountains and nothing else. So hiking, camping, some random sports. The mountains go high but there really isn't a lot of interest in hiking them for whatever reason so if you are interested in that stuff, get a guidebook. I know a couple people who go mountain biking pretty regularly. Winter sports are huge, depending on the time of year. I dunno, there really just isn't a lot of outdoors. If you're going TDY then you'll want to make some friends who know where this stuff is pretty quick.
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Last weekend, people accustomed to their sedentary weekday desk jobs also had to work all day in the concession stands at an air show on base. A fraction of the profits will go to their squadron's booster club.
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The coolest thing our airshow is going to have is a F-22 static. Welp.
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