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What the gently caress, dude. We should form a posse.
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As much as it sucks to lose the spider, hopefully its powers will manifest on the new "owner" and cause them to be swarmed by black widows and brown recluses.
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Apr 20, 2014 04:13
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Yeah, they'll be back in a week, begging you to lift the curse.
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Apr 20, 2014 05:48
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This is how every Stephen King short story starts, isn't it? You'll find the guy's desiccated body down the street, his eyes hollow and sunken, his forearms blown open by millions of baby spiders hatching inside them and the fingernails broken and torn from attempting to rend his own flesh to find release. The knob will have lodged itself directly into his sternum, pulverizing his clavicle into a fine mist and scorching an inverse spider pattern into his heart and lungs. But you'll also find a copy of How To Keep Your Volkswagen Alive, pre-flipped to the section for "Why Is This loving poo poo Always On Fire, A Whole-Body Experience." John Muir posted:TABLE OF Contents Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Apr 20, 2014 |
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Apr 20, 2014 05:53
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Isn't that a shared garage with a few other cars? Time to peek in the other cars to see if one suddenly has a lot of spiders. 
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Apr 20, 2014 06:36
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ssswitch: please tell me that quote is true, because I'll buy that loving book tomorrow. 13" whats the thread pitch and diameter on your shifter. I also have a kickin' rad 1980s bluepoint digital multimeter that I don't really use anymore...
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Apr 20, 2014 07:08
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Christ, that sucks, man. I'd feel quite violated, even though not much was taken. Hey, at least all your tools were at work.
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Seat Safety Switch posted:But you'll also find a copy of How To Keep Your Volkswagen Alive, pre-flipped to the section for "Why Is This loving poo poo Always On Fire, A Whole-Body Experience." Ok, this is killin' me. 13", condolences on being burgled, that poo poo sucks dude. 
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That absolutely blows. A single garage got broken into at our complex and I've been paranoid as poo poo ever since.
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cursedshitbox posted:ssswitch: please tell me that quote is true, because I'll buy that loving book tomorrow. M10x1.5, mine was a newer autoranging Bluepoint that could do all sorts of things like temp and tach and the display red OUCH if it ever went out of limits
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I've been asking around the complex today if anyone else got poo poo stolen and I described the poo poo that went missing and how pissed they took my girl's bike, and then I just went out and the bike was leaning on my garage door still with both flat tires. poo poo's about to get real you loving idiot, I know who I talked to today and you're loving stupid enough to return one thing and let me know it's all still here?
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Apr 21, 2014 07:26
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What the hell.
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Apr 21, 2014 07:29
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I can't picture myself being able to contain the apocalyptic rage that would cause.
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Apr 21, 2014 08:08
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Isn't sharing your space with heroine addicts grand?
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Apr 21, 2014 08:15
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Why do people poo poo on their own doorsteps? 
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Apr 21, 2014 08:18
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Backov posted:Isn't sharing your space with heroine addicts grand? They're addicted to strong, independent, intelligent women in a leading role?
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Slavvy posted:They're addicted to strong, independent, intelligent women in a leading role? Yes.
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13 INCH DICK posted:I've been asking around the complex today if anyone else got poo poo stolen and I described the poo poo that went missing and how pissed they took my girl's bike, and then I just went out and the bike was leaning on my garage door still with both flat tires. poo poo's about to get real you loving idiot, I know who I talked to today and you're loving stupid enough to return one thing and let me know it's all still here? Start spreading stories about The Curse of The Spider Shift Knob. Junkies will believe any old bullshit.
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Apr 21, 2014 12:32
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This is gonna be good.
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Slavvy posted:They're addicted to strong, independent, intelligent women in a leading role? God, aren't we all? 
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I was going to just buy you a new shift knob but I can't find anything crazy enough. I was hoping I could find something like the spider knob, but with bees inside and for some reason it doesn't appear that such a thing has ever been made.
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Mat_Drinks posted:I was going to just buy you a new shift knob but I can't find anything crazy enough. I was hoping I could find something like the spider knob, but with bees inside and for some reason it doesn't appear that such a thing has ever been made.  ?http://www.ebay.com/itm/Car-Truck-U...be7e37c&vxp=mtr Or a grinning devil head? http://www.ebay.com/itm/Universal-M...f46b8e6&vxp=mtr There's also some scorpion shift knobs but holy poo poo they're $100. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Australian-...467b7d1&vxp=mtr
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I have scorpions all around my property. If someone has the means of encasing them in glass we could be rich!
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Apr 22, 2014 08:05
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The only shift knob that will do is a spidercock shift knob.
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mafoose posted:I have scorpions all around my property. If someone has the means of encasing them in glass we could be rich! epoxy is pretty easy, but you're going to end up with encased scorpion ash if you try with glass...
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Or make them into delicious treats
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Australian-...=item4864cff9d5
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He had a wicked red one that I didn't win a few days ago. I'm camping out to see if he lists another solid colour one.
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At least it's nice today...What broke this time?
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Apr 25, 2014 23:16
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the thingy that spins around and goes zap
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13 INCH DICK posted:the thingy that spins around and goes zap Its not like the steering wheel is THAT difficult to replace. 
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13 INCH DICK posted:the thingy that spins around and goes zap So the hamster wheel.
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So I've got no spark. In my quest for figuring out why, I have in stages replaced the points, condensor, cap, rotor, coil, checked wiring, have 12V at the coil, have 12V at the breaker point tip when held open, circuit appears to complete when closed, distributor has been checked and gone through, SO WHY DONT I HAVE SPARK
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13 INCH DICK posted:So I've got no spark. In my quest for figuring out why, I have in stages replaced the points, condensor, cap, rotor, coil, checked wiring, have 12V at the coil, have 12V at the breaker point tip when held open, circuit appears to complete when closed, distributor has been checked and gone through, How about the other end of the circuit? Ground strap to the engine?
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13 INCH DICK posted:So I've got no spark. In my quest for figuring out why, I have in stages replaced the points, condensor, cap, rotor, coil, checked wiring, have 12V at the coil, have 12V at the breaker point tip when held open, circuit appears to complete when closed, distributor has been checked and gone through, Bad ballast resistor maybe. Most points distributors crank at 12 volts but when you release the key they drop down to a lower voltage to preserve the points.
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It's the ballast resistor.
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Maybe when you got robbed the thief stole your spark!
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Poor little thing lost its heart after the spider knob got stolen
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