WWE Raw will soon be struck down with a debilitating sickness for 5/5

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE Raw will soon be struck down with a debilitating sickness for 5/5

«‹›76 »

If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
	Mad Torito Disease
	Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
	Ambrose Sleaze Disease
	Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
	Rose Bud
	The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

View Results

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

DeathChicken posted:

I turned around on the singing child when it hit me that his voice actually was the Deadly Premonition voice.

Happiness would be Bray Wyatt starting to use a mandible claw-type move in the middle of his backwards corner taunt pose.

Alternatively, I'll settle for Cena eating some really horrible sandwiches.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:15

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 28, 2024 19:30

Neurotic Roleplay: May 20, 2005

Luigi Thirty posted:

He had a heart attack on-air in 2012

well now i feel like a jerk

# ? May 6, 2014 03:15

jymbojones: Jul 4, 2010

MrDru posted:

can someone explain when and why king went from a despicable heel announcer to whatever the hell he is now?

equal parts heart attack, drunk, and perverted old dude.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:15

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Omally posted:

the e stands for excrement

Big Pee Langston

# ? May 6, 2014 03:15

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

"Emma has a new career."

DOOT DOO DOOT-DOO-DOO-DOOT-DOO

# ? May 6, 2014 03:15

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

achillesforever6 posted:

By the way the funniest thing I have seen tonight was not that Daniel Bryan segment, but the fact that MAF shut out the Rangers again.

This loving week :stare:

# ? May 6, 2014 03:15

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Luigi Thirty posted:

Michael Cole?

e: fffffffff

Still gonna give you a :lol:

anyway cause it's still funny

# ? May 6, 2014 03:15

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Commissar Ken posted:

Ol' Backseat Kane

The back of a volkswagen?

# ? May 6, 2014 03:15

DingoSlasher: Jul 25, 2013; It's a day job.

THESE ANNOUNCERS ARE BAD.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:15

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Omally posted:

the e stands for excrement

# ? May 6, 2014 03:15

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

MrDru posted:

can someone explain when and why king went from a despicable heel announcer to whatever the hell he is now?

He and JR just became kayfabe bros in the mid 2000s.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:15

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

Why don't wrestling fans watch the fine programming on USA Network?

# ? May 6, 2014 03:15

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

achillesforever6 posted:

Yes Pens won 2-0 with a goal from our lord and savior and MAF stopped 33 shots.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:16

bartok: May 10, 2006

Oh hey it's Forrest Macneil's wife from Review!

# ? May 6, 2014 03:16

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

CapnAndy posted:

The WWE's choices are sell THE DEMON KANE like walking, talking Destruction Incarnate, or have the fans laugh at the feud because there's no way fuckin' Kane can beat Daniel Bryan, come on, really now

It's not hard to understand why they went with what they did

I've been defending this feud for the last month. I just really wanted it to be over after the one fun match and then seeing that just pissed me off :smith:

# ? May 6, 2014 03:16

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

Jerusalem posted:

The back of a volkswagen?

You can't see it but i'm pointing at your eyes then pointing at my eyes and then, once again, pointing at your eyes.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:16

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Yeah make an Obamacare joke in a blue state good job WWE

It's only blue cuz of NYC.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:16

NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

I really love Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham and I'm sure Playing House is fine but these commercials are so hella bad.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:16

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Why don't wrestling fans watch the fine programming on USA Network?

We already watch enough bad TV every week.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:17

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

Orgia Carnaval posted:

Wade Barrett should be killed horribly by Deadpool?

Don't give him any ideas

# ? May 6, 2014 03:17

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Omally posted:

the e stands for excrement

The e stands for _{eeehhh_{hhhh_{hhhh_{hhhh_{hhhh_....}}}}}

# ? May 6, 2014 03:17

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Why don't wrestling fans watch the fine programming on USA Network?

Suits is pretty good.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:18

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

If Rose is actually gonna show up I hope it's against Ryder

# ? May 6, 2014 03:18

bartok: May 10, 2006

NienNunb posted:

I really love Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham and I'm sure Playing House is fine but these commercials are so hella bad.

What's up fellow Comedy Bang! Bang! fan?

# ? May 6, 2014 03:18

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

achillesforever6 posted:

By the way the funniest thing I have seen tonight was not that Daniel Bryan segment, but the fact that MAF shut out the Rangers again.

Fleury's certainly had his share of playoff fuckups, but I also think he's taken an inordinate share of the blame for incompetence throughout the rest of the team. Like when they got swept by the Bruins, didn't look remotely competitive in any game and scored the grand total of 2 goals and the only coaching change they made was to fire the goaltending coach after Fleury's fuckup in rd 1.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:18

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Orgia Carnaval posted:

Wade Barrett should be killed horribly by Deadpool?

But he was just starting to warm up to the gimmick!

# ? May 6, 2014 03:18

MapleCarnage: Dec 30, 2010

Shima Honnou posted:

We already watch enough bad TV every week.

My roommate is convinced that this is why people haven't started throwing bankers and CEOs off of buildings.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:18

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Coincidence that almost all the champs are of European descent while the WWE prepares to go on a big European tour?

# ? May 6, 2014 03:18

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Wait Sheamus won a midcard belt tonight? Wonder who he pissed off this time

# ? May 6, 2014 03:19

SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

NienNunb posted:

I really love Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham and I'm sure Playing House is fine but these commercials are so hella bad.

It's really good. You should watch it. It's no Wompsters University but it's great.

bartok posted:

What's up fellow Comedy Bang! Bang! fan?

I'll just join this party here :whatup:

# ? May 6, 2014 03:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Writer Cath posted:

Coincidence that almost all the champs are of European descent while the WWE prepares to go on a big European tour?

Yes

# ? May 6, 2014 03:19

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

If Rose is actually gonna show up I hope it's against Ryder

It's 100% gonna be ~~sandow.~~ Magneto

# ? May 6, 2014 03:19

NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

bartok posted:

What's up fellow Comedy Bang! Bang! fan?

You know what Playing House needs? Traci Rearden.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:19

Static Rook: Dec 1, 2000; by Lowtax

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Why don't wrestling fans watch the fine programming on USA Network?

I was happy when Psyche got cancelled because I hated those commercials. Then they started showing Chrisley and Playing House commercials and they make me want the Psyche commercials back.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:19

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Hey look they found the only four tweets that took the angle seriously.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:20

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Ok gently caress THIS CROWD

# ? May 6, 2014 03:20

Captain Baal: Oct 23, 2010; I Failed At Anime 2022

This crowd is cool

# ? May 6, 2014 03:20

jamcadbury: Nov 12, 2004; South Side Mexican

cool chant bros

# ? May 6, 2014 03:20

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

CM PUNK

# ? May 6, 2014 03:20

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 28, 2024 19:30

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Static Rook posted:

I was happy when Psyche got cancelled because I hated those commercials. Then they started showing Chrisley and Playing House commercials and they make me want the Psyche commercials back.

Psych was really good.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:20

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE Raw will soon be struck down with a debilitating sickness for 5/5

«‹›76 »