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Taciturn Tactician posted:Wasn't that originally about a seat on a motorcycle? It was indeed: http://nanowrimo.org/participants/hornymantravis/novels/sex-motorcycle
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ARE THOSE MY SPERMS posted:Found the quote I was looking for a while ago. Thought I'd share. Haha you got a link to the chicken rape thread (words I'd hoped never to write)
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# ? May 6, 2014 01:15 |
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Biplane posted:Haha you got a link to the chicken rape thread (words I'd hoped never to write) I'm 95 percent sure it's from the ask/tell thread about raising chickens, and it got really funny before everyone poking fun got probated. edit:I guess it got moved to pet island, CHICKENGATE 2013 starts here HOW COULD YOU has a new favorite as of 01:31 on May 6, 2014 |
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:It was indeed: I would kill to read the 1488 words this guy did write about Horny Man Travis.
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HOW COULD YOU posted:I'm 95 percent sure it's from the ask/tell thread about raising chickens, and it got really funny before everyone poking fun got probated. The Chickenfucking thread with all the funny posts is in the FYAD Goldmine, unfortunately archives is dead or I'd find it and link it to you.
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# ? May 6, 2014 01:58 |
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AI a couple days ahead of the curve: Goober Peas posted:For the rest of us*, there's always this : kastein posted:Yo, gently caress your couch.
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# ? May 6, 2014 03:00 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:the imaginary land of reddit, where the streets are paved with reddit gold.
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# ? May 6, 2014 03:03 |
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ZergFluid posted:
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# ? May 6, 2014 05:35 |
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Austrian mook posted:What's with all the terrible actors? Like, I get that it's about the sex and everything, but as someone who's done tons of stage performance, seeing really weak acting performances just takes me out of the experience. Yes, I'm that guy. Where can I find porn that's acted well?
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Ovo posted:I would kill to read the 1488 words this guy did write about Horny Man Travis. It's kind of a letdown actually. The guy is a pretty bad writer, and it's painfully obvious that he doesn't know the first thing about having sex with a motorcycle.
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# ? May 6, 2014 12:51 |
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echinopsis posted:i just dont know how to feel about girls echinopsis posted:hmm
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# ? May 6, 2014 23:05 |
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I know it's been in the thread already but I've forgotten enough of it that I wouldn't be able to find it...does anybody have the quote about the guy advising a girl not to get married to her fiance who is about to join the military?
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# ? May 6, 2014 23:31 |
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:I know it's been in the thread already but I've forgotten enough of it that I wouldn't be able to find it...does anybody have the quote about the guy advising a girl not to get married to her fiance who is about to join the military? I have it bookmarked and spoiler alert, she did not heed the warning. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3310326&pagenumber=72&perpage=40#post412934769 Obama Africanus posted:Go ask the career development folks at the MPF. Also pimp the TMO folks and ask them.
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# ? May 6, 2014 23:36 |
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Goons in Platoons is a gift that keeps on giving, god almighty.
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myshl0ng posted:This is one of the few instances where I agree with cops. If you aren't a huge whore, you most likely won't be raped/killed/sold into sex traffic.
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tehloki posted:I once had an afternoon of drawing stick figures and dicks by dissolving styrofoam with a brush and some kind of solvent. Then I moved on to drawing stick figures and dicks in more styrofoam by melting it with a soldering iron (was small child, idiot, etc.). After I got tired of messing with styrofoam and solvents I tossed out the fuming goo-covered mess in the trash can, emptied most of the bottle of solvent on the pile to watch it melt and crumble, then moved on to burning little drawings of stick figures and dicks into cardboard with the soldering iron. When I threw one of the pieces of cardboard away I guess some part of it was still smoldering or burning slightly and I was confronted with a giant fireball shooting out of the (thankfully metal) garbage can full of styrofoam + solvent. I managed to kick the furiously burning can out the garage door, where it spilled its horrible contents and burned a nice plasticky uncleanable mess into the driveway, belching awful black oily smoke all the while. My dad put a lock on the garage door the next day.
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their lil poopers posted:I have it bookmarked and spoiler alert, she did not heed the warning. tbf though how likely do you think somebody is to dump their fiancee because some random person on the internet said that literally all people with that job title are douchebags "hey um my boyfriend is a corporate lawyer and we're thinking of getting m-" "loving SEVER" actually now that i think about it, just because nobody will ever take it does not make it bad advice
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spider bethlehem posted:An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters will eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare, we are told. What we are not told is that even monkeys refuse to produce the works of John Ringo.
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It's a rather old one, but good nonetheless http://www.bash.org/?242
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# ? May 7, 2014 09:07 |
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Search is down, does anyone have the Ruddha horse posts?
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# ? May 7, 2014 16:03 |
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In this thread, at this post.
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# ? May 7, 2014 16:07 |
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Thank you Friend
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Search is down, does anyone have the Ruddha horse posts? they were in the feminism thread if that helps anybody edit: welp nevermind
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What happened to the strangecoin thread in D&D? I was enjoying watching a strange, schizophrenic man getting owned repeatedly. Did it have something to do with when he started writing rambling terrible sci-fi fiction featuring horrible things?
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From that one thread where 13 INCH DICK smoked what we're pretty sure was an owl pellet:Seat Safety Switch posted:This is how every Stephen King short story starts, isn't it? The knob in question (recently stolen):
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# ? May 7, 2014 18:41 |
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Does anyone have the kramer kramering bouncing off the walls kramering quote?
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# ? May 7, 2014 18:50 |
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Quixotic posted:"feminism?!" newsmonster kramers in the door and just keeps kramering, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he kramers against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's kramering at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "I'm a feminist, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down
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President Ark posted:What happened to the strangecoin thread in D&D? I was enjoying watching a strange, schizophrenic man getting owned repeatedly. I was wondering the same thing. Eripsa was getting remarkably loopy even by his standards, but the thread just up and vanished. Can't find it in the gas chamber or anywhere.
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Does anyone have this quote with a thread link? I'd like to read it in context.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:I was wondering the same thing. Eripsa was getting remarkably loopy even by his standards, but the thread just up and vanished. Can't find it in the gas chamber or anywhere. Thread got disappeared to a mod-only forum. I stopped reading that thread a while ago, but considering how much information Eripsa was sharing I think it's a pretty safe bet that someone internet detectived him and did something stupid, so they nuked it. If it was anything else then RA would probably be banned right now, and he isn't
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Good Citizen posted:Thread got disappeared to a mod-only forum. I stopped reading that thread a while ago, but considering how much information Eripsa was sharing I think it's a pretty safe bet that someone internet detectived him and did something stupid, so they nuked it. If it was anything else then RA would probably be banned right now, and he isn't Ah, you're right; that's probably why it vanished. He was revealing more than was healthy about himself, in more than one way.
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DrNutt posted:Does anyone have this quote with a thread link? I'd like to read it in context.
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Kenny Logins posted:Not terribly handy at the moment, due to the archives not working, but here's the Google cached version of the page of the thread it appeared on, at least. I still don't really get what the gently caress was going on in that thread but I did get a few chuckles from reading SA with the word filter.
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Good Citizen posted:Thread got disappeared to a mod-only forum. I stopped reading that thread a while ago, but considering how much information Eripsa was sharing I think it's a pretty safe bet that someone internet detectived him and did something stupid, so they nuked it. If it was anything else then RA would probably be banned right now, and he isn't That does make much sense, considering Eripsa has been internet detectiving himself for years now.
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Dick Trauma posted:I've been trying to get a picture of this van for a few weeks, finally got my chance. subx posted:I'm missing what is terrible about this. Snowdens Secret posted:Would you want a guitar where it's impossible to find the G? Related: InitialDave posted:"I don't recognise this note on your sheet music"
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Yeah, has been freely posting his G+ page. I hadn't read the latest posts, but apparently when someone gave him enough rope to hang himself by asking him how his model deals with pedophiles he apparently answered in a way that mods saw it fit to remove the evidence.
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# ? May 7, 2014 22:55 |
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Big Anime Fan Here posted:it would be cool if he ran out of movies and died Big Anime Fan Here posted:*death rattle*: Lilo and Stitch: Stitch has a Glitch was... alirght Sweet Blameless Child posted:he doesn't even say what he thought of the movie. i want to read his review Sweet Blameless Child posted:Let me preface this review by saying, this movie is the only reason I have drawn breath for the past week, and all of my hopes were pinned on it. Anyway, let's get to it. It's a little better than the last one, but still not as good as lord of the rings. Some of the chase scenes went on too lon
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from the schadenfreude thread:Triskelli posted:What was this guy even aiming for? CorporalClegg posted:The moose?
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# ? May 8, 2014 07:30 |
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A while ago someone posted this long run-on sentence about something or other (I think it was just an E/N post about stuff that had been happening in their life) and another poster commented that it sounded like a verse of "Blinded by the Light" which it absolutely did. Does anyone have that quote?
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Maoist Pussy posted:I don't think you can participate in a pussy cartel if you don't have any product. poopzilla posted:I'm the ideas man
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