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Militree posted:Oh is it time already! I have some sketching to do for a new bracket design. It's been about a year since I have said it, but I love you. Fenrir posted:Man, that's a lot of top-shelf prime loving douchebags. The hall of fame voting is going to be tough. I think I might let two in again this year. I did that last year to make the numbers even, but I think two a year works, because as you said, there is some PRIME D-Bag in that list Also, because there is no seeding in the lifetime category, I will be letting all serious nominations into the field and I will whittle them down tornado match style like last year.
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May 9, 2014 04:55
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gently caress The Twelfth Man in general and The dipshit who threw things at Bowman in particular.
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May 9, 2014 08:20
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 Nomination for Ron Jaworski for his general dumb as gently caress opinions but particularly for downgrading Bridgewater to #5 on his QB draft ranking because he lacks - and I quote - the "pocket presence, accuracy, touch and throwing mechanics" of his #1 QB, Blake "I Have Zero of These Qualities" Bortles. I mean, he had Bridgewater behind Carr and Garoppolo, for crying out loud. Dude is goddamn idiot savant
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May 9, 2014 08:46
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Did some loving guy just nominate Russell Wilson's wife that is disgusting
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May 9, 2014 14:39
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Homestar Runner posted:
Yeah, man, but Blake will level his shoulder and hit a safety instead of running out. What's not to like about that poo poo? And then shrugs off the criticism with a "come on, he's a safety." Watch you're back, Blake, the sharks are circling: 
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May 9, 2014 15:08
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Chilichimp posted:Yeah, man, but Blake will level his shoulder and hit a safety instead of running out. What's not to like about that poo poo? And then shrugs off the criticism with a "come on, he's a safety." Like Polamalu can catch Bortles at this stage of his career.
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May 9, 2014 20:50
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Regnevelc posted:Like Polamalu can catch Bortles at this stage of his career. You're probably right, but that's more of a general idea of the "just a safety" that's waiting for him. If Bortles doesn't shake the habit of contact, he's going to be Pat-Whited right out of the league.
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May 9, 2014 21:08
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Regnevelc posted:Like Polamalu can catch Bortles at this stage of his career. Not the thread for discussion really, but this past year Polamalu has returned to form, and he looks even better in the offseason. Still probably a better example for the year 2014.
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May 9, 2014 21:10
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Rap posted:Did some loving guy just nominate Russell Wilson's wife that is disgusting Russell Wilson did
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May 9, 2014 21:21
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Militree posted:Not the thread for discussion really, but this past year Polamalu has returned to form, and he looks even better in the offseason. Still probably a better example for the year 2014. Gee, I wonder if there was a big game recently that showed what proper safeties can do.
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May 9, 2014 23:03
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 Friday Night Update!Standings Players Richie Incognito: 11 Ray Rice: 9 Jameis Winston: 8 Taylor Lewan: 6 Russell Wilson: 6 Colin Kaepernick: 3 Aldon Smith: 3 AJ McCarron: 2 Administrators Greg Schiano: 15 Bret Bielma: 9 Jeff Fisher: 5 Jimmy Haslam: 5 Mike Tomlin: 3 Mike Shanahan: 3 Tom Benson: 3 Jeff Ireland: 2 Media Darren Rovell: 13 Rick Reilly: 10 Nolan Nawrocki: 6 Colin Cowherd: 4 Phil Mushnick: 3 Pete Prisco: 2 Merril Hoge: 2 Joe Buck: 2 Wildcard 12th Man: 8 Tallahassee PD: 3 Entire Alabama Fanbase: 2 An Anonymous Scout: 1 Northwestern: 1 The NFC East: 1 2013 Ravens Offensive Line: 1 Some rear end in a top hat Lions Player: 1 Outside Looking In Nick Saban: 2 Arian Foster: 2 Golden Tate: 2 Jamele Hill: 1 Tyler Bray: 1 Rob Gronkowski: 1 Brian Schottenheimer: 1 Derrick Coleman: 1 James Harrison: 1 Peyton Manning: 1 D.J. Swearinger: 1 Mike Williams: 1 Justin Blackmon: 1 Joe Banner: 1 Philadelphia Eagles Front Office: 1 Rick Spielman: 1 Ashton Meem: 1 Richard Sherman: 1 Chris Culliver: 1 Ron Jaworski: 1 Lifetime Noms Roger Goodell Skip Bayless Bobby Petrino Mark Emmert NCAA Lane Kiffin John Elway Matt Millen You will notice that I removed some douches from the DotY tourney. These are the douches that I deem worthy of participating in the Lifetime category. No need to nominate lifetime douches from this point forward.
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:These are the douches that I deem worthy of participating in the Lifetime category. No need to nominate lifetime douches from this point forward. That's a shame, I just got reminded that Drew Rosenhaus still exists earlier today. I don't know if he's done anything recently enough to be a yearly candidate but...drat. 
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May 10, 2014 05:15
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You know, I'm a little surprised that no one has nominated the Washington Redskins / Daniel Snyder for multiple reasons -- rushing back RG3, the state of the field, general douchebaggery re: the team's racist name, suing loving LaVar Arrington for having the temerity to associate himself with the team.
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May 10, 2014 05:18
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You still taking votes/noms for this? If so, throwing my support behind players Richie Incognito now and forever, Ray Rice now and forever, Colin Kaepernick at least for now, we'll see about "forever" and Rob Gronkowski for being the bro'iest douchebro that bro'd - For Admin: Greg Schiano. I mean, if there was ever a face to go behind "...that fuckin' guy." it'd be for him. Mike Tomlin gets a nod this year for his little accidentally-on-purpose. - For Media: Colin Cowherd, now and forever, and always. If I could put 15 votes down for Skip Bayliss I would but instead all of that disgust and vitriol is bottled up and thrown toward Cowherd. For Wildcard I'm dropping in The 49'ers Fan Who Sued The NFL For $50M Because Of NFCC Ticket "Restrictions". That's legal-wah-wah  doucheness all the way.So in summary (and your ease of use): Richie Incognito Ray Rice Colin Kaepernick Rob Gronkowski Greg Schiano Mike Tomlin Colin Cowherd The 49'ers Fan Who Sued The NFL For $50M Because Of NFCC Ticket "Restrictions" Brannock posted:You know, I'm a little surprised that no one has nominated the Washington Redskins / Daniel Snyder for multiple reasons -- rushing back RG3, the state of the field, general douchebaggery re: the team's racist name, suing loving LaVar Arrington for having the temerity to associate himself with the team. Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:Who is NOT Eligible: 
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May 10, 2014 05:35
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Duke Chin posted:He's all-pro hall of fame already. Oh man I forgot about that.
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May 10, 2014 05:39
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Has Kaepernick done anything other than get in the way of Seahawks fans? Am I forgetting something big or are you buying into the crazy woman story that turned out to be nothing? Like, I could nominate Peyton because he plays for a team I hate but I don't see the use.
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May 10, 2014 05:41
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Duke Chin posted:You still taking votes/noms for this? Yup, for about three more days.
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May 10, 2014 05:41
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I'm going to go ahead and second D.J. Swearinger and Justin Blackmon just because they're terrible people pending someone giving me a reason to hate Kaep. Other than the Alex Smith trade. Which is persuasive to me, but probably doesn't count as douchiness exactly.
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May 10, 2014 06:05
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Bret Bielema--For using an unrelated death to mask the fact that he doesn't know poo poo about conditioning a defense, for trying to foist B1G football upon a people that does not want it, and for general #karma Dorial Green-Beckham--For trying to re-enact one of Lawrence Phillips' greatest moments and almost getting away with it; unlucky for him, his university was in the crosshairs of a major sex-assault investigation and thus was publicly shamed into doing the right thing Nolan Nawrocki--For basically being a superficial, racist rear end in a top hat and turning that into being "a top NFL scout" Northwestern University--For showing their puritan, WASP roots (no really, they were closely allied with a major force behind Prohibition: read Daniel Okrent's Last Call for more) and busting a union
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May 10, 2014 06:17
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Grittybeard posted:Has Kaepernick done anything other than get in the way of Seahawks fans? Am I forgetting something big or are you buying into the crazy woman story that turned out to be nothing? Kind of like people nominating Wilson because... he's getting divorced? Something that like 2/3rds of the country ends up doing, multiple times even. This contest is all kinds of nonsense, but it's entertaining.
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May 10, 2014 06:41
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So wait, Arian Foster tried to force his mistress into an abortion? Arian Foster
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May 10, 2014 06:43
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poo poo I hadn't noticed Wilson had even more votes. I'll second Chris Culliver in that case. Also Dorial Green-Beckham because...well whatever you do to throw away your career when it's that promising is dumb but holy poo poo dude went above and beyond in being a douche.
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Febreeze posted:So wait, Arian Foster tried to force his mistress into an abortion? Word +1
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:
drat. Yeah, man you gotta take two for the HoF this year. That's one hell of a douche collection.
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Troy Queef posted:Bret Bielema--For using an unrelated death to mask the fact that he doesn't know poo poo about conditioning a defense, for trying to foist B1G football upon a people that does not want it, and for general #karma So I don't follow college ball at all and sure as poo poo ignore all things big 10 but I've seen this dude mentioned a number of times by you folks - what's the story behind this guy and the -death-thing? He sounds like a massive twat.
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May 10, 2014 14:24
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A player died in practice and he tried to argue that it was not because of a health condition but because the no-huddle offense is bad for player safety. In reality it's bad for him and a few other coaches who suck rear end at defending it.
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Rap posted:A player died in practice and he tried to argue that it was not because of a health condition but because the no-huddle offense is bad for player safety. And this loving rear end in a top hat is coaching my hawgs 
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May 10, 2014 14:55
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Holy loving poo poo
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May 10, 2014 15:36
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Throwing in a vote for John Dorsey because of the Alex Smith trade and cutting two good players to re-sign him.
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Fenrir posted:drat. Yeah, man you gotta take two for the HoF this year. That's one hell of a douche collection. This is the plan.
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May 10, 2014 17:00
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+1 for Incognito , Bielema , Rovell , and the 12th Man
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May 10, 2014 17:04
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"Because all I've done is win, people hold that against me." Yeah, that's totally why you're falling to the 5th/6th round. gently caress A.J. McCarron
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May 10, 2014 17:13
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Benne posted:"Because all I've done is win, people hold that against me." +1 for McCarron
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May 10, 2014 18:24
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Rap posted:A player died in practice and he tried to argue that it was not because of a health condition but because the no-huddle offense is bad for player safety. Bielma. Incognito, Rovell, and Reilly, for obvious reasons.
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May 10, 2014 22:22
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More evidence to support the nomination of the NCAA:quote:@marcisenberg 2h
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May 11, 2014 04:20
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hey OP could I get a standings update before I do a last-minute mass-vote for the deserving douches?
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May 11, 2014 04:25
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Coldforge posted:More evidence to support the nomination of the NCAA: Wait they can't go back to school if they go undrafted? I had no idea that was a thing. Wow.
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May 11, 2014 04:47
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Wait they can't go back to school if they go undrafted? I had no idea that was a thing. I think they technically can, but not under an athletic scholarship. Which means they functionally can't.
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Fenrir posted:And this loving rear end in a top hat is coaching my hawgs Every time we talk about Bert it should be mandatory to post this  if only because his topless photo scares me.
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