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Joe Buck
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# ? May 15, 2014 18:10 |
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Joe Buck
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# ? May 15, 2014 18:12 |
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I am once again requesting just a few more volunteers to PM me if they have just a few minutes to spare to help make this tournament more fun for everyone involved
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# ? May 15, 2014 18:34 |
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Can I blow 40 minutes at work to do it with no particular talents like I just did with my vote?
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# ? May 15, 2014 18:42 |
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Rap posted:NFL can afford $765M settlement, but players didn't deserve it - Pete Prisco, August 2013 Welp was gonna go Buck but nope, can't, can't ethically not call Pete Prisco a horrible, stupid, just plain mean little man.
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# ? May 15, 2014 18:45 |
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Rap posted:Can I blow 40 minutes at work to do it with no particular talents like I just did with my vote? Yes you can.
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# ? May 15, 2014 20:24 |
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Gonna have to give my vote to Pete Prisco for being a little pile of poo poo.
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# ? May 15, 2014 20:30 |
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:Yes you can. OK i'll help
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# ? May 15, 2014 20:32 |
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Rap posted:OK i'll help Cool. Can I get an Email address?
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# ? May 15, 2014 20:45 |
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Yeah, Pete Prisco.
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# ? May 15, 2014 20:53 |
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I just sent it to him as a PM Rap - Kalli Thanks and God bless - Rap v2vian man fucked around with this message at 21:09 on May 15, 2014 |
# ? May 15, 2014 21:00 |
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Pete Prisco is an anti-labor sonuvabitch, while Mr. Buck is but a lazy hack that has actually improved in the last year that this tournament covers & Merrill Hodge is just a harmless media personality who is more infamous for his necktie than his opinions.
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# ? May 15, 2014 21:36 |
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Rap posted:Can I blow 40 minutes at work to do it with no particular talents like I just did with my vote? You've got a job now? Great news! Still in journalism?
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# ? May 15, 2014 21:38 |
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Kind of, more like I sit at a computer all day and get my soul drained out slowly. off topic sry
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# ? May 15, 2014 22:25 |
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Pete Prisco deserves the win here. Joe Buck makes you want to gouge your cochlea out, but Prisco makes you long for the good ol days when Hitler was the big thing.
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# ? May 15, 2014 22:55 |
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Being from St Louis and thus having heard stories about how much of a douche he is/how compared to his father both in and out of the booth he isn't even fit to plug in Jack's mic cable/how he got lucky from being from Jack's second wife (he and his first wife had a very acrimonious divorce, and as such all his kids from the first marriage are shut off from most of the privilege that comes from being in that family by his second wife/her children)/being a bitter up-and-coming sports PBP man (though I do a different sport mostly, but still), I am thus forced to vote for Joe Buck
Troy Queef fucked around with this message at 23:28 on May 15, 2014 |
# ? May 15, 2014 23:26 |
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Rap posted:NFL can afford $765M settlement, but players didn't deserve it - Pete Prisco, August 2013 This post is loving majestic and swung me from Buck and his stupid loving face to Pete Prisco. gently caress that guy.
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# ? May 15, 2014 23:50 |
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Joe Buck is too boring to hate. Pete Prisco represents everything wrong with the current #hottakes climate of sports discourse. I was gonna go with an easy jorts joke before Rap dropped the mic.
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# ? May 16, 2014 00:00 |
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I nominated Merril Hoge because I mean jfc just look at him, what the hell kinda haircut is that dumbass etc etc and even I'm going to have to vote Pete Prisco
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# ? May 16, 2014 00:30 |
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Joe Buck did the Slamalama Ding Dong commercial. Merril Hoge probably can't remember his own name half the time. Pete Prisco can go gently caress himself. Vote Prisco all day.
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# ? May 16, 2014 01:55 |
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I'm voting for Joe Buck because he was the only one of the three I'd heard of and had an opinion on before this tournament even started.
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:18 |
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Homestar Runner posted:I nominated Merril Hoge because I mean jfc just look at him, what the hell kinda haircut is that dumbass etc etc and even I'm going to have to vote Pete Prisco There's no way that isn't 60%+ either a piece or baby hair / plugs. That being said: Keith Olbermannnnn and Rap (gasp!) have managed to swing my vote from Joe Buck over to: Pete "You loving loving moron." Prisco.
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:24 |
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I too was going to vote for Joe Buck because... uh, do I even need a reason? It's Joe loving Buck. I don't get the Hoge hate, though. I mean, he's kinda worthless but I always attributed that to brain damage or something. Which is supposed to be a bad thing, at least, according to most people who aren't Pete "No, seriously, gently caress this guy" Prisco.
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:29 |
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Joe Buck is reasonably competent and bland. He is offensively unoffensive. He is just kind of there, but his father was famous so he is famous now too. Merril Hoge is a loud, annoying, and often wrong sports media personality who can't tie a tie. Pete Prisco is arguing that people medically diagnosed with workplace injuries that their employers knowingly suppressed research on are the bad guys, because he wants to continue to watch an entertainment product.
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:30 |
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Pete Prisco
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# ? May 16, 2014 02:43 |
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Joe Buck is a boring dick but goddammit Pete Prisco is a shameful man.
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# ? May 16, 2014 04:31 |
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Pete Prisco
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# ? May 16, 2014 05:02 |
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With a final score of 43-13-0, Pete Prisco has defeated Joe Buck and Meril Hoge and moves on to the tournament! Episode 3: The Players Club Featuring: Taylor Lewan vs. Russell Wilson vs. Chris Culliver vs. Brandon Meriweather Taylor Lewan Parmesan Basil posted:Taylor Lewan for threatening rape on a rape victim like a trust Detroit_Dogg posted:Taylor Lewan VS. Russell Wilson Rap posted:Russell Wilson for divorcing his wife immediately after winning the Super Bowl Coldforge posted:Russell Wilson (because he bowls with Justin Bieber). VS. Chris Culliver Spoeank posted:And the Niner who deserves to be on the list is definitely Chris Culliver for his brass knuckles incident. VS. Brandon Meriweather Guze posted:+ 5 Brandon Meriweather still a head hunting idiot after how many fines. Stupid idiot comments about how he has to take out ACLs if he can't concuss people. Currently, I am too sleepy to come up with something clever in this spot I have to get up early tomorrow This match has an unprecedented four douches at once! Can you imagine my usual spiel in this spot? Only one way to find out! 3... 2... 1... DOUCHE!
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# ? May 17, 2014 06:43 |
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Taylor Lewan and it's not even really close
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# ? May 17, 2014 06:46 |
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Alouicious posted:Taylor Lewan and it's not even really close It's almost embarrassing. Taylor Lewan by a mile.
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# ? May 17, 2014 07:26 |
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I don't think there's a case to be made for anyone but Taylor Lewan.
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# ? May 17, 2014 07:35 |
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It's Russell Wilson by a huge margin.
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# ? May 17, 2014 09:56 |
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Taylor Lewan
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# ? May 17, 2014 11:56 |
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He's not going to win but Brandon Meriweather literally said he would go from head-hunting to knee-hunting because of the new rules and God gently caress this guy why isn't he banned from the game yet.
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# ? May 17, 2014 12:37 |
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Benne posted:He's not going to win but Brandon Meriweather literally said he would go from head-hunting to knee-hunting because of the new rules and God gently caress this guy why isn't he banned from the game yet. I don't know but gently caress Brandon Meriweather.
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# ? May 17, 2014 12:39 |
This is a tough one but I gotta go with Taylor Lewan because he seems like the biggest shitlord here. Barely.
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# ? May 17, 2014 14:39 |
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Culliver is whatever but the other 3 are legit douchebags. I'm tempted to vote for Meriweather for the unapologetic way he's gone about making his career the shittiest type he could, but I think divorcing your wife the day after the superbowl, doing anything with Beiber, and worst of all NOT GIVING MIKE ROB HIS GODDAMN RESPECT, gently caress Russell Wilson. I don't know much about Lewan but it seems like he's a malicious shithead more than a douche.
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# ? May 17, 2014 14:43 |
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Taylor Lewan but it was a close call between him and Meriweather
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# ? May 17, 2014 14:46 |
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Chris Culliver is really lucky he's going against such massive poo poo heads that will get him lost in the annals of the tournament. One one hand, gently caress Russell Wilson. On the other hand, gently caress Brandon Meriweather. On a third, more douchy as gently caress and kinda rape-y hand, gently caress Taylor Lewan.
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# ? May 17, 2014 15:10 |
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Even though Russel Wilson has super douchey hair, Taylor Lewan still used rape as a threat
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