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Reaganomics is the Suriname Toad of economic systems; the nouveau rich will be birthed from the backs of the old money, praise Reagan 
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May 21, 2014 07:45
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  and this one, with the subtitle "if only" 
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May 21, 2014 07:57
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If only there was a military coup.
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May 21, 2014 07:58
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Fojar38 posted:If only there was a military coup. Yes, but also please remember that government-funded social services are bad.
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A bee truck overturned in Delaware today. Be careful of bee trucks!
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My head lolled back, tongue bulging between my gaping lips, eyes rolling around and a sick, sucking sound struggling out of my throat. Yep, I read another Mallard Fillmore comic.
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May 21, 2014 08:35
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this is actually a really good, well-done visual metaphor. Nice job Ramirez.
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May 21, 2014 08:39
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Darkman Fanpage posted:I would vote for a machine president. Machines don't lie. 
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steinrokkan posted:There are two women most often identified as the subject of the photo. One of them, G. Friedman, said "There is just no way that there was anything bad about it," and about the sailor "We send Christmas cards and he has a very lovely wife and I have talked to her. Were not friends to see each other, but through this happening we have something in common." quote:"I did not see him approaching, and before I know it, I was in this vice grip!" Greta says. quote:While George says he was too drunk to even remember the kiss, Greta recalls being grabbed clearly.
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May 21, 2014 09:26
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Hm. Maybe we should spend money to upgrade the processing of veteran applications? Nope, that'd be a Spending Increase, which is Bad.
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Benghazi: The scandal is that there was a cover-up: They covered-up that there was a scandal. That doesn't sound like either a scandal or a cover-up to you? Then you, too, are denying and repressing the news. You say there's no news to repress? That's some hardcore denial! Ditocoaf fucked around with this message at 11:00 on May 21, 2014 |
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At this point there's probably been more media coverage of Benghazi than of Dick Clarke's allegations of government failure and cover up before the 9/11 commission. What a wonderful world.
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Sanguine posted:There is a fair amount of research into pesticides causing the issue, particularly in Europe. The biggest issue is that testing isn't so straight forward, it appears that bees are incredibly susceptible to the pesticides, and the pesticides remain in the plants far longer than assumed. There's also issues with the impact the pesticides have on specific points of the bee's life cycle, rather than just on adults as most toxicity test would be done. I believe in my layman ignorance that this could be explained by epigenetic. Chemicals wheter they come from inside or not can be gobbled up by your own cells and with enough exposure they become what they eat and metabolize with a new slightly different chemical composition. Harmless on its own, unless you have a specific genetic marker that lay dormant, but the real impacts comes from ones maternal offspring that you shared those chemmed out cells and microbes with. XY, YX, ZZ TOP and its likely that some of your kindred is going be impacted by alcoholism, depressions and mental illness you or your parents had. Its not really mutation, and after a couple of generation the hand me downs gets diluted so it decreases the risk increase of 4.3% or 50% depending on the individual that rolled snake eyes. Bees have had hundreds of generations of harmless chemical influence while they laughed at the weaklings in their eugenics meetings. But this is chemistry they'd had from the dinobee's, Its like sending a squad of engineers over a Tiberium field. Some might get confused by a tree and walk up a cliff before dying a ghastly death, but send a platoon back and forth like that constantly eventually some or gonna forget the traveling salesman algorithm....or does my analogy work better if some of them had APCs? I'm sure there are biologist graduates ready to take a swing at me, AND PLEASE DO! But you nor I can blame Wikipedia on this, the bud of the imperial cult and the effort a handful of neckbearded acolytes was an effective wakeup call on how much that project is a joke. please ignore the last sentence it wont do much good for the continuty of the thread
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54.4 crowns posted:I believe in my layman ignorance that this could be explained by epigenetic. I'm not 100% sure I'm interpreting your post correctly but don't forget that bees are social insects. All offspring come from the queen and a handful of haploid drones, who don't gather pollen or nectar.
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 According to the Jerusalem Post: Pope Francis's Jerusalem itinerary: Down to the minute 24-hour visit to the capital on May 25 has been planned by the Vatican to fit in a plethora of visits to landmarks, religious institutions and private meetings. Pope Francis’s historic 24-hour visit to the capital on May 25 has been planned to the minute by the Vatican, with nothing left to chance Indeed, his itinerary has been streamlined to fit in a plethora of visits to national landmarks, religious institutions and private meetings within a very short time frame, before he returns to Rome Monday evening. For an hour-by-hour account of his journey to the Holy Land click on MORE. Labels: Islamic States, Israel, papal visit, Pope
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May 21, 2014 13:08
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Threaten to murder clerks.
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May 21, 2014 13:17
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Post 9-11 User posted:Threaten to murder clerks. The Comedian really just stopped taking any poo poo by the end.
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May 21, 2014 13:25
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 Comic Sign! 1.  2.  3.  4.  5.  6.  Two from my states shithead  7.  8.  9.  10.  11.  12.  13.  Edit: Whoops forgot the best one! 14. 
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May 21, 2014 14:14
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14: lol. The cat just bailed completely too.
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May 21, 2014 14:33
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:14: lol. 
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I'm actually a little impressed -- Varvel seems to be aware of the truth regarding Benghazi. The elephant is digging and digging but not finding anything, and the donkey is all too happy to bury him with the fruit of his own efforts. A... Good Cartoon? quote:Edit: Whoops forgot the best one! I'd be lying if I said I wasn't enjoying this. It's impossible not to enjoy this.
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May 21, 2014 14:41
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PrBacterio posted:Wait. It's supposed to be a cat? I always thought it was a puppy Coyote, so you're closer.
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May 21, 2014 14:42
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Thanks Internet posted:Coyote, so you're closer. It's one of the few comics here that is actually somewhat visually appealing (it's drawn by allie right?) so I should have known it was a coyote. Most of the crap here I just scroll past unless a particular cartoon gets enough attention. Anyway my guess is that she'll come to the conclusion that the guy is a racist but everyone has flaws and what the guy stood for was what was important.
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May 21, 2014 14:52
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Jesus Christ just die already Kirschen you rancid old fucker.
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loquacius posted:I'm actually a little impressed -- Varvel seems to be aware of the truth regarding Benghazi. The elephant is digging and digging but not finding anything, and the donkey is all too happy to bury him with the fruit of his own efforts. A... Good Cartoon? I'm assuming Varvel is trying to say that really what's happening is that republicans are searching for the truth and democrats are trying to bury them with the truth. But that's really stretching it because I read it the exact opposite way at first.
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Spiffster posted:Edit: Whoops forgot the best one! It's a low bar to be on the right side of, but Stantis has just been great and very funny with this whole thread.
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Has anyone ever tried e-mailing conservative cartoonists with liberal interpretations of their cartoons ("AGC"), and if so, have they gotten any responses?
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:Has anyone ever tried e-mailing conservative cartoonists with liberal interpretations of their cartoons ("AGC"), and if so, have they gotten any responses? Rule number 1: Don't touch the poop.
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:Has anyone ever tried e-mailing conservative cartoonists with liberal interpretations of their cartoons ("AGC"), and if so, have they gotten any responses? Don't touch the poop.
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:It's one of the few comics here that is actually somewhat visually appealing (it's drawn by allie right?) so I should have known it was a coyote. Most of the crap here I just scroll past unless a particular cartoon gets enough attention. This may be reverse Poes law, but I think Stantis was mocking the guy from the start. The punchline for the first was, if I'm reading it right, "Can you believe the people who take this guy seriously"? The punchline of the second is "Hahah, SURPRISE motherfucker he's a sleazy crook too.". And now, the punchline of the third is how it makes those wide eyed true beleivers look when the guys racist views come out. Stantis has occasionally broken ranks, so maybe he just thought Bundy's thing was self entitled whining from a crook and wanted to mock his fans.
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Everyone says don't touch the poop, however, I disagree. Touch it if you want and if you know you can be funny. I do wanna warn you, you probably won't be funny.
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forbidden lesbian posted:Everyone says don't touch the poop, however, I disagree. Touch it if you want and if you know you can be funny. I do wanna warn you, you probably won't be funny. The whole thing about touching the poop is the eventual point where you realize nobody is better off from where you started, and now your hands are covered in poop.
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loquacius posted:I'm actually a little impressed -- Varvel seems to be aware of the truth regarding Benghazi. The elephant is digging and digging but not finding anything, and the donkey is all too happy to bury him with the fruit of his own efforts. A... Good Cartoon? I honestly can't tell if it's "Democrats want to bury the truth about Benghazi" or "Republicans are digging their own grave by not shutting up about it." It's Schrodinger's Political Cartoon.
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May 21, 2014 15:39
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The entire history of Something Awful is full of goons loving with other people
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forbidden lesbian posted:Everyone says don't touch the poop, however, I disagree. Touch it if you want and if you know you can be funny. I do wanna warn you, you probably won't be funny. But doing crap to mentally unbalanced people such as Dees and the like is the reason that rule was instigated in the first place. Last thing we need is to push someone completely over the edge. However when artists decide to gently caress around with us (Looking at you Muir, "You Something Awful cockroaches") lines start to blur
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May 21, 2014 15:41
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Spiffster posted:However when artists decide to gently caress around with us (Looking at you Muir, "You Something Awful cockroaches") lines start to blur
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I think it's clear that he's playing an apologist angle for Sean Hannity et al. Mouthpiece is going to be sheepish while conversing with the coyote Then the coyote is going to bring up some irrelevant dumb liberal point. Mouthpiece is going to roll her eyes and end up the hero of the arc.
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