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Fat Lowtax posted:Cross-checking innocent angel Derek Dorsett, who is great with kids Probably won't have to worry about him in Game 6 after that headbutt. No Dorsett, no Carcillo - the Rangers can probably cancel the shortbus rental for Thursday afternoon.
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If I was a little boy in New York, my new hero would definitely be Derek Dorsett. He's a straight shooter, and knows how to instill life lessons. That kid skating around the rink thinks he's having the time of his life, sharing the ice with his idols. By spraying snow in his face, Dorsett gave him a reality check: "Don't reach for the stars kid, you'll never be one of us". But he didn't stop there. He also showed everyone that when players get out of line, the solution is to headbutt them. Zinedine Zidane gave him a "glowing puck seal of approval" for that display of sportsmanship.
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May 28, 2014 04:33
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May 28, 2014 04:34
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Just heard the ESPN New York radio announcers losing their poo poo over the Moore hit.
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May 28, 2014 04:39
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Nice little rant by the Rags' colour commentator about the Moore major penalty, if you can find it. Nope, no difference at all between an actual malicious head shot and a missed interference minor that everyone shat their pants about.
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May 28, 2014 04:41
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My favourite thing watching the game was all the times they cut to Lundqvist sitting alone on his stool looking sad. Also this was the first game I watched and I switched to Jeopardy after it was 3-1, then came back and it was 4-4, and only the Habs scored after, so I swear I will watch every minute of every single Habs game the rest of the playoffs.
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May 28, 2014 04:56
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Derek Dorsett snowed the Canadiens flag kid (Luckily teammate and cool guy Zuccarello negates his shittery) Willful ignorance can also make it look kinda like Bouillon knocks the kid over, so he should probably be removed from the lineup e: for ever Pancakes by Mail fucked around with this message at 05:17 on May 28, 2014 |
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May 28, 2014 05:14
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i wish zucarello was a hab , give all the reject Scandinavian hockey guys a chance
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May 28, 2014 05:15
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Pancakes by Mail posted:Derek Dorsett snowed the Canadiens flag kid Little dudes gotta help out other little dudes, right?
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Lumius posted:i wish zucarello was a hab , give all the reject Scandinavian hockey guys a chance gently caress off he's ours.
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May 28, 2014 05:19
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St. Dogbert posted:Nice little rant by the Rags' colour commentator about the Moore major penalty, if you can find it. Protip: Maloney is a massive homer and should be pretty much ignored on issues like this. Hope that helps!
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May 28, 2014 05:21
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If Prust got 2, Moore should get 3+ (5+ imo but I don't believe in the NHL system). I'd also look at Dorsett's potential headbutt but I think that's a much much tougher call to make as he moved his shoulder as well (aka it was not Zidane Heatbutt blatant)
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May 28, 2014 05:24
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This just in: Derek Dorsett cancels Christmas
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Pancakes by Mail posted:Derek Dorsett snowed the Canadiens flag kid What an rear end in a top hat. That's the kinda thing that really messes a kid up. Instead of being his big awesome moment being on ice with the pros he'll remember falling down on national television. I still fondly remember getting to play a quick game during the intermission at a Canucks game as a little kid. Got an assist on the only goal, felt like I was on top of the world.  Takes a special kind of douchebag to ruin something like that for a little kid.
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May 28, 2014 05:36
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Wasn't the kid Ovie snowed a few years ago in Montreal too? I'm just saying, maybe we should take a look at what these kids are doing to the players.
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May 28, 2014 05:37
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Aphrodite posted:Wasn't the kid Ovie snowed a few years ago in Montreal too? Yes, and the Habs came back from being down 3-1 to win the series. ... 
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May 28, 2014 05:50
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neoaxd posted:Yes, and the Habs came back from being down 3-1 to win the series. WOAH THERE I'm moving HAS to  OPTCON 3 - Elevated optimism above that required for normal posting.Pessimism posters are being instructed to increase readiness and be ready to mobilize in fifteen minutes, including those aboard submarines carrying Therrien II pathos payloads. Let's all keep a cool head here and remember that our team sucks and is poo poo and is also piss
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May 28, 2014 05:59
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Pancakes by Mail posted:WOAH THERE Habs only delayed the inevitable. Last time they lost in the East agains Philly in 5. This year it's gonna be against the rangers in 6. In a few more years against another team in 7. After that we're all gonna be dead due to some cataclysm and Habs won't ever go to the finals again.
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May 28, 2014 06:03
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Pancakes by Mail posted:WOAH THERE Vomit status: ready to fire
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May 28, 2014 06:26
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Duro posted:Honestly, the Rangers should count their loving lucky stars that they are up 3-2 in this series, because the Habs easily could have won games 2 and 4. And to think, they allowed the Canadiens to win 2 loving games with an AHL goalie in net, after purposefully injuring the greatest goalie in the world. gently caress, if Price was in nets the entire series the Habs would have probably been in the finals by now but history will only look at the stupid scoreboards. If you toned it down a bit, it might be a believable that this is an opinion that someone has.
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May 28, 2014 06:36
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i am not sure what i watched tonight but it was maybe kabbadi or jai alai, or maybe that southeast asian sport where people are only allowed to use their feet. possibly pesäpallo? i don't know but it was not a hockey game and that was a big bummer because what i really wanted to watch was a game of hockey
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May 28, 2014 07:04
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So let's say by chance LA/CHI goes to game 7, and then the obvious cup final of CHI/MTL goes to 7, what day would that game 7 probably be? Are there any arena conflicts?
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May 28, 2014 07:26
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I like this Bork kid. He's got moxie.
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May 28, 2014 08:38
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a false posted:i am not sure what i watched tonight but it was maybe kabbadi or jai alai, or maybe that southeast asian sport where people are only allowed to use their feet. possibly pesäpallo? i don't know but it was not a hockey game and that was a big bummer because what i really wanted to watch was a game of hockey It looked a lot more like hockey than what the cup finals will hahahahah. Am I right people? Dang ol' turkey shoot incoming.
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May 28, 2014 09:41
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 All I see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlSv818d1Rk
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May 28, 2014 12:49
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Rotten Cookies posted:If you toned it down a bit, it might be a believable that this is an opinion that someone has. There's 5 people like him on my Facebook right now. The rest haven't sobered up enough to type, I assume.
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May 28, 2014 12:55
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When I checked my phone this morning, I don't know what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn't a Bourque hat trick.
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May 28, 2014 13:12
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Well the Rangers did a whole lot of dumb, stupid, crappy, miserable poo poo things last night and looked loving stupid so I sure hope they don't do the same thing on Thursday and Diaz will probably have to be playing anyways. On the plus side you can probably write off Bourque as a threat for the next couple of games since he blew his "usefulness load" all in one game. Man it's one thing to lose a game it's another to look like a bunch of loving fools doing it.
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May 28, 2014 13:28
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The Dustin Tokarski story is sounding a whole lot like the Marc Andre Fleury story right now.
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May 28, 2014 13:37
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That game was pretty much what I expected would happen, except I didn't think there'd be so many dumb goals. Facing elimination at home, down 3-1, seemed like a foregone conclusion that the habs were going to play with some gumption and take that one down by a decent margin. I also expect the rangers to win game 6, so we'll see I guess. What I don't expect is for the habs to come back and win in 7, but who knows after the mess we saw last night.
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Aphrodite posted:The Dustin Tokarski story is sounding a whole lot like the Marc Andre Fleury story right now. I know I kind of live in a bubble or whatever but nobody I know has any delusions about Tokarski actually being good. If they make the Finals, that may change, of course. Last night's game was garbage but I was wildly entertained. Great job by the Habs to blow a 4-1 lead.
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May 28, 2014 13:41
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I want to believe, but I just don't see the Rangers not being able to take advantage of their much better coaching and the crazy lopsided goaltending matchup of Olympic Hank to AHL Dustin over two games, especially with a chance at home. Still, Montreal far exceeded what I could have expected with an AHL goalie going in cold, and Tokarski deserves a heck of a lot of credit for being competent (if the faint praise fits, wear it) beyond what we could have expected from his body of work to date.
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May 28, 2014 13:43
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I'd expect Lundqvist and the Rangers to bounce back hard on Thursday but I mean you never know, I'm used to disappointment in sports and could see them blow it
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:I know I kind of live in a bubble or whatever but nobody I know has any delusions about Tokarski actually being good. If they make the Finals, that may change, of course. Cherry literally used the Fleury defense last night. It was pretty funny. Ignore the save percentage, the blown lead, ignore the miracle on ice that had to happen, look at how pretty some of the saves he made were!
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May 28, 2014 13:44
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Rangers had a bad game. Oh well, moving on. Stepan was p great last night as was Klein, again.
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May 28, 2014 14:26
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Levitate posted:Man it's one thing to lose a game it's another to look like a bunch of loving fools doing it. Game 1 Habs 
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May 28, 2014 14:27
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I hope the Rangers contract dysentery and literally poo poo themselves to death.
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LmaoTheKid posted:Rangers had a bad game. Oh well, moving on. Kreider had a 4 point night, Stepan 2 goals, Nash a goal and assist, and they still loving lost
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