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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nathilus posted:

But yeah Christians are dicks

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Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013

BoothsBeard posted:

Did you know that many of the world's most famous scientists were devout Christians?

Only because they were afraid of persecution, or, you know, because it was a long time ago.

Religion has survived because of force, not for the substance in its claims. :smug:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Smerdyakov
Jul 8, 2008



I'll take moon god over moonfaced god, tbh.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Throwdini posted:

i'm being completely serious here people i think its long past time for christians to sever ties with judaism and work towards making islam our closest ally and dear friend, instead

we have way more in common with them no joke

the jews: claim the whole world for themselves because they are 'chosen people'
the islams: the whole world belongs to god and we surrender to god

see the difference?

I don't think that Jews claim the whole world to themselves though... I think your comparative religion needs some work. 2/10, must try harder. Also is an idiot.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
page. 2 hail satan

The Belgian
Oct 28, 2008

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


this is what christians actually believe lmao

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
op, whats your favorite cucking site

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Confusing, to say the least.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
what are you're thoughts on incest, christians itt?

naem
May 29, 2011

Throwdini posted:

i'm being completely serious here people i think its long past time for christians to sever ties with judaism and work towards making islam our closest ally and dear friend, instead

we have way more in common with them no joke

the jews: claim the whole world for themselves because they are 'chosen people'
the islams: the whole world belongs to god and we surrender to god

see the difference?

Muslims worship a false god named Allah they have no relation to Christ

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

JawKnee posted:

what are you're thoughts on incest, christians itt?

LOL @ christians itt post on aggressively atheist forum GBS

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

LOL @ christians itt post on aggressively atheist forum GBS

IDEGAS

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
cum to christ, aythiests

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
anyone who is a christian but not catholic is retarted

also catholics are retarded

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:vince:

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I kinda want to read 'If God Loves Me, Why Won't my locker open?"

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Did you know that President Obama is a Christian? Cause he is, he goes to church and everything.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Thats me

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

i dont get why they cant be each other. could kyrie eleson explain this to me please?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I can't wait to pillage your churches and burn your relics.

Seriously, real talk here.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
Happy Pentecost yall. The birthday of the church.

Ocean Book posted:

i dont get why they cant be each other. could kyrie eleson explain this to me please?

It just means they are distinct persons, separate facets of the same God.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
how can separate persons be the same person? do they have different thoughts/motivations/goals?

or is this just more hand wavy mysterious-ways bullshit so people and have serious business monotheism with all the fun of polytheism

Tanetal
Oct 14, 2013
Seriously, mocking STUPID XTIAN SHEEPLE BIGOTS is like going after the lowest of the low hanging fruit.

:effort:

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


The Protagonist posted:

how can separate persons be the same person? do they have different thoughts/motivations/goals?

or is this just more hand wavy mysterious-ways bullshit so people and have serious business monotheism with all the fun of polytheism

They are all imaginary so I guess they can do whatever? idk

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Shithouse Dave posted:

They are all imaginary so I guess they can do whatever? idk

*nods* god(s) can do/be anything, including all the things that preclude doing/being other things


it's funny the muslims are the only real monotheists

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



That god sounds pretty poo poo to me tbh. A proper one would be good everywhere and not have weird spotty coverage.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Most real Christians are so genuinely good that you want to believe they have some serious flaw or are just faking it but it turns out they are just better people.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...


the nicean council all sucked plato's dick
i'd go back in time and make that poo poo fail to stick

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Most real Christians are so genuinely good that you want to believe they have some serious flaw or are just faking it but it turns out they are just better people.

THS posted:

this is what christians actually believe lmao

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
Jews celebrate Good Friday as successful criminal prosecution day.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Auschwitz? Gotta be fake goddamn

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

The Protagonist posted:

*nods* god(s) can do/be anything, including all the things that preclude doing/being other things


it's funny the muslims are the only real monotheists
jews as well though?

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.


Go Go Power Rangers

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Kyrie eleison posted:

Happy Pentecost yall. The birthday of the church.


It just means they are distinct persons, separate facets of the same God.

speaking in tongues? no man, u need the raspberry supplements, not the blueberry ones!

i'm finally halfway through the nt. i had no idea today was the feast of pentecosts.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

Acquire Currency! posted:

Auschwitz? Gotta be fake goddamn

please don't use the g-d word in this thread. mods?!

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Mar 17, 2009
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America is a Christian nation of REAL Christians, who read the REAL Bible the way it REALLY is and don't give in to self serving interpretations to suit their own devious political agendas.

The TRUTH is that GOD H-A-T-E-S GAY, TRANNIES, and all other such sickos. Says so right in the HOLY BIBLE, all you got to do is pick it up and read it for yourself. Do not take the word of these perverts, READ IT FOR YOURSELF. It very clearly states that they will ALL go to HELL. Especially the transsexuals, who are worse than gays. Transsexuals want to take the whole gay acceptance crap issue even further and make you believe that mutilating and hacking up a body to make it look like it is the opposite sex is fine and perfect and in line with God's plan. That is EVIL. It is SATAN who is making them do that.

Transsexuals are the more EVIL, PERVERTED side of the gay movement. It's not enough to shove GAY MARRIAGE down everyone's throat, now they got to surgically alter their bodies to make it look like they are the opposite sex so they can get married to their gay boyfriends, trying to fool the LAW, RELIGION, SOCIETY, AND EVERYONE ELSE. But they are fooling NO ONE! G-O-D is WATCHING! He knows this stuff is of the DEVIL and he will rain down hellfire and brimstone and destroy the world pretty soon before the GAYS get away with their agenda.

WE will ALL have to pay for the sins and aberrations of these Sodomite SICKOS. Eliminate them now or YOU will be eliminated.

GOD HATES FAGS!!! SAVE YOUR SOUL NOW!!!

ACCEPT THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR SAVIOR BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

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