nice legs, bitch
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no I can't afford my aids meds cause I'm too busy purchasing wives to cuck with my diseased clam hammer
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:22 |
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Kazvall posted:were wearing cutoff jean shorts, literally every single one. Is this some sort of remembrance thing or do women have like some memo they send out?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:23 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Can we talk about those girls that cut their jeans shorter than the pockets but then don't have the decency to cut off the pockets? you gotta turn that poo poo around. "hey, girl, i can see your pockets. mind if i slip my digits in them?" see it works on two levels: creepily asking to give a woman your number, and even more creepily insinuating that you'd like to feel her up. win-win.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:23 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:dude jus start wearing cutoff shorts yourself in protest I don't think it works that way. I'd have to wear a speedo or something
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:24 |
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Kazvall posted:seriously go to the CVS in bethel and tell me I'm not right ill pop by after work and check out these denim butt allegations
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:26 |
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Count Freebasie posted:I hope girls wearing black tights never goes out of style again. But, many times when they're not wearing tights, what looked good in them ends up being less than advertised. theyre advertising to you because they want you give yourself to them all of them, be torn apart by these wild dog women
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:32 |
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when i die you guys can have all my shitpost
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:33 |
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Gaunab posted:when i die you guys can have all my shitpost
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:35 |
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~~I wish u wld step back from that ledge my friend~~
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:35 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Can we talk about those girls that cut their jeans shorter than the pockets but then don't have the decency to cut off the pockets?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:41 |
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Oral Slither posted:But where will they hold their money and house keys pfft, women carry around bags for that poo poo
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:43 |
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Oral Slither posted:But where will they hold their husbands money and house keys
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:46 |
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op lets meet and wear short shorts and maybe j/o. But no homo stuff
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:46 |
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Police Automaton posted:op lets meet and wear short shorts and maybe j/o. But no homo stuff
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:48 |
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BUSH 2112 posted:you gotta turn that poo poo around. "hey, girl, i can see your pockets. mind if i slip my digits in them?" see it works on two levels: creepily asking to give a woman your number, and even more creepily insinuating that you'd like to feel her up. win-win. If a guy did this to me I am pretty sure I could use "Stand Your Ground" laws as a defense, just as a heads up. Oral Slither posted:But where will they hold their money and house keys Either you are wearing cutoffs so short that pockets are unnecessary (because you are homeless & don't have money or house keys) or you can do what I did & trim the bottom of the pocket off & reseal the bottom of the pocket to the inside of the cutoffs so you still have a functional pocket for carrying condoms but it's not visible from the outside. The point is to put a lot of effort into looking like you don't care.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:50 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Either you are wearing cutoffs so short that pockets are unnecessary (because you are homeless & don't have money or house keys) or you can do what I did & trim the bottom of the pocket off & reseal the bottom of the pocket to the inside of the cutoffs so you still have a functional pocket for carrying condoms but it's not visible from the outside. The point is to put a lot of effort into looking like you don't care.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:55 |
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Looking at women? That's gay.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:56 |
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Twitch posted:Looking at women? That's gay.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 17:57 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Can we talk about those girls that cut their jeans shorter than the pockets but then don't have the decency to cut off the pockets? i like this look, the pockets draw attention to how short the shorts are for me personally the holy grail would be wearing just pockets, dick flopping around carefree and easy, warmed by the summer sun, but still a place to stick my phone and keys
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:02 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:who gets your trashed and torn urethra u can have that bro
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:02 |
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Gaunab posted:u can have that bro
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:04 |
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you irl posted:i like this look, the pockets draw attention to how short the shorts are You could always wear a jockstrap, just push the banana hammock over and use it as a pocket. you're welcome
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:04 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:um no thanks? I don't want your gypsy dick curse come on bro, u no u want it
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:05 |
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you irl posted:i like this look, the pockets draw attention to how short the shorts are cut the pockets off your cutoffs & wear them on a belt
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:08 |
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Just because you're wearing cutoffs doesn't mean you have to give up on yourself.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:09 |
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rcman50166 posted:ill pop by after work and check out these denim butt allegations I'm sure people would be more inclined to vote 5 if we had confirmation
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:11 |
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BUSH 2112 posted:You could always wear a jockstrap, just push the banana hammock over and use it as a pocket. you're welcome i dont want tan lines under my cheeks tho Trixie Hardcore posted:cut the pockets off your cutoffs & wear them on a belt where is the etsy page where i can buy this
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:13 |
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you irl posted:for me personally the holy grail would be wearing just pockets, dick flopping around carefree and easy, warmed by the summer sun, but still a place to stick my phone and keys if your backwards parents hadn't gotten you circumcised you'd have a handy dick pocket to store all your poo poo
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:30 |
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Huh that would be interesting to know, too bad all of them were sub 3s and not worth asking yourself huh?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:38 |
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i want to see a pretty lady at the cvs
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:06 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:If a guy did this to me I am pretty sure I could use "Stand Your Ground" laws as a defense, just as a heads up. You make some good posts, but I am still skeptical.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:09 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:cut the pockets off your cutoffs & wear them on a belt
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:10 |
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Oral Slither posted:Just no fannypacks. counterpoint: only fannypacks.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:12 |
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lol whores we should really take some pointers from our progressive friends in the middle east and not allow women out and about unsupervised, would solve about 90% of all problems in NA
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:14 |
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Libelous Slander posted:counterpoint: only fannypacks.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:18 |
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I saw two girls with 1990's-ey goth makeup and died black frosted tip hair and then a bunch of kids wearing flannel shirts with skater hair. I'm only 32 but I had like a Vietnam flashback Also I look exactly like I did 10 years ago, it's like time isn't passing
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:33 |
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you irl posted:i like this look, the pockets draw attention to how short the shorts are
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:42 |
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Red Bones posted:if your backwards parents hadn't gotten you circumcised you'd have a handy dick pocket to store all your poo poo thanks to a rigorous routine of foreskin stretching i have a five inch long leathery cocoon hanging off my dick, but that's only good for keeping skittles
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 19:49 |
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naem posted:I saw two girls with 1990's-ey goth makeup and died black frosted tip hair and then a bunch of kids wearing flannel shirts with skater hair. We have a fat teen goth in our neighborhood & I'm not convinced she's not just a lost time traveler. Maoist Pussy posted:You make some good posts, but I am still skeptical. Save all your cut off pockets & make another pair of cutoffs made out of pockets.
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