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its irrelevant how long my rancid goon meat wand is
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my penis is almost 11 inches long. it's actually more of a nuisance than anything 
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Jun 18, 2014 03:42
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Benedick Cuckold posted:my penis is almost 11 inches long. it's actually more of a nuisance than anything better to cuckold you with, my dear
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Jun 18, 2014 03:43
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it would be cool to have a big dick
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Jun 18, 2014 03:46
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There's nothing quite like encountering that 'oh my god how is this going to work' expression for the first time. Or the second, third,
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Jun 18, 2014 03:56
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I once couldn't date a girl because it wouldn't fit this is once again a true story
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Jun 18, 2014 03:58
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I got erect so I could measure it but the second the tape measure touched my dick I came. Thanks for helping me discover my new fetish, OP.
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Jun 18, 2014 03:59
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naem posted:I once couldn't date a girl because it wouldn't fit this is once again a true story one time i couldn't date a girl because she wasn't attracted to me. this is all true as well
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Jun 18, 2014 04:01
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6'5, and good at waging war against the Saracens.
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Jun 18, 2014 04:06
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bigzak posted:Exactly 6.4325 Inches with a 2 degree upward curve with the base size increasing towards the head at a rate of 1.60% per inch to a total girth at the widest portion of 5.95 inches how weirdly specific same
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Jun 18, 2014 04:07
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Benedick Cuckold posted:my penis is almost 11 inches long. it's actually more of a nuisance than anything yeah that's a little too big, sorry for the inconvenience
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Jun 18, 2014 04:32
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Benedick Cuckold posted:my penis is almost 11 inches long. it's actually more of a nuisance than anything Can you fold it in half?
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Jun 18, 2014 04:33
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I am a grower not a shower but I'll whip it out for you either way if you ask nicely or forcefully enough
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Jun 18, 2014 04:35
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lets figure out what everyones disgusting bits look like
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Jun 18, 2014 04:38
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Ok fellas, post pics of your dicks with your usernames written on them! Don't do this you loving idiots!
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Jun 18, 2014 04:41
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Can you fold it in half? i used to not be able to, but in the time between that post and this post it's grown in size to over a foot and a half. so now i can. check back later, my dick may have grown even more implausibly large
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Jun 18, 2014 04:42
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This is not just a clever username.
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Jun 18, 2014 04:43
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i have a giant dick but was born w/out balls. just got and empty ballsack flappin around in the wind sometimes i wrap my dick up in my ballsack and pretend my duick is a tiny dick dracula w/ a scrotecape. ill even draw lil fangs on him
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Jun 18, 2014 04:46
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Ilikedirt posted:i have a giant dick but was born w/out balls. just got and empty ballsack flappin around in the wind sometimes i wrap my dick up in my ballsack and pretend my duick is a tiny dick dracula w/ a scrotecape. ill even draw lil fangs on him same
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Jun 18, 2014 04:47
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My dick is 2 inches long but 8 inches in circumference. It looks like someone slapped a Metroid door onto a can of tuna.
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Jun 18, 2014 04:48
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Benedick Cuckold posted:i used to not be able to, but in the time between that post and this post it's grown in size to over a foot and a half. so now i can. check back later, my dick may have grown even more implausibly large Well girth is more important than length so just keep folding it in on itself until you have a dick about as wide as your pelvis.
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Jun 18, 2014 04:49
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what does this mean????
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Jun 18, 2014 04:49
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a hole-y ghost posted:what does this mean???? I'm reading it like a combo menu, is that how it's supposed to be read?
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Jun 18, 2014 04:50
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Maybe we should start a support group for guys cursed with massive dicks.
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Jun 18, 2014 04:50
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I'm reading it like a combo menu, is that how it's supposed to be read?
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Jun 18, 2014 04:51
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im hung like an irish mouse
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Jun 18, 2014 04:54
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I am literally shaking, my dick, something I peed and afterwards, you know Better in my head. This was a petter post. In. My head. Punctuation.
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Jun 18, 2014 04:56
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are chodes real? like a textbook narrowly construed chode, wider than it is long.
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Jun 18, 2014 04:57
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thunderchief posted:are chodes real? like a textbook narrowly construed chode, wider than it is long. I've never seen one
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Jun 18, 2014 04:58
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vyst posted:My dick is 2 inches long but 8 inches in circumference. It looks like someone slapped a Metroid door onto a can of tuna. blue red green or yellow door this is important
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Jun 18, 2014 05:00
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AE-35 Unit posted:blue red green or yellow door Depends how hard you rub
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Jun 18, 2014 05:00
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vyst posted:Depends how hard you rub whoa
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Jun 18, 2014 05:08
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I too am in the "adequate" 6.5-7" club. I'd be less disappointed in it were it not for the fact that, due to having severe kidney disease, prior to my first transplant in my teens I was rail-thin and and had extremely flexible skin and muscles, so at the time I was around 50% bigger. I make up for my being average by having hands that both of my present girlfriends describe as being the best they've ever felt.
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Jun 18, 2014 05:15
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What the hell?
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Jun 18, 2014 05:21
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Real talk. I have a pretty terrible life, mostly my own fault but the one thing I do have going for me is a big dick, and so even if my life mostly sucks there are still plenty of size queens out there lining up to gently caress me.
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Jun 18, 2014 05:25
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My dick - 10" erect Yo dick - touched by Aatrek
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Jun 18, 2014 05:35
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Rasmussen posted:Real talk. I have a pretty terrible life, mostly my own fault but the one thing I do have going for me is a big dick, and so even if my life mostly sucks there are still plenty of size queens out there lining up to gently caress me. How is your life terrible if you have a big dick? It seems like a foolproof set up.
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Jun 18, 2014 05:36
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It's too bad that guys can't show off their weener to lady's the way ladies can show off their double D's if they have 'em
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naem posted:It's too bad that guys can't show off their weener to lady's the way ladies can show off their double D's if they have 'em That's the patriarchy for you.
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Moridin920 posted:why would your dick get bigger if you lost weight yes, they even have a word for the fat around your dick they have to roll back if your obese.
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