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h.r. giger sandworm or get out
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 06:42 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:51 |
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I routinely leave my wife with a bruised cervix after a weekend "sexytimes". Poor girl never walks straight till Monday.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 06:44 |
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0.000126263 miles long erect.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 06:49 |
James Woods posted:0.000126263 miles long erect. nautical miles?
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 06:59 |
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They call me war of the worlds because imma tripod
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 07:24 |
naem posted:They call me war of the worlds because imma tripod also, because you carry deadly incurable infection
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 07:26 |
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I've got dickaids
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 07:27 |
over 7", realpost, get hosed small dicked losers
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 07:45 |
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ghetto wormhole posted:over 7", realpost, get hosed small dicked losers yeah well you're probably painfully deficient in other ways so.....WHATEVS NOT JEALOUS
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 07:49 |
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Honestly, ladies, if you meet a man who just seems really comfortable with himself and can't be arsed about your petty bullshit, he probably has a pretty big dick. Also, if you can't be arsed, by his dick. Because it is too large to fit.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 07:55 |
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it's me. i'm ideal (perfect)
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:04 |
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My cock is too big for the a zone
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:05 |
Benedick Cuckold posted:yeah well you're probably painfully deficient in other ways so.....WHATEVS I totally am. You bastard.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:10 |
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As big as my undying love for SA and Lowtax
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:10 |
naem posted:My cock is too big for the a zone my cock is too big for the chart
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:13 |
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My penis is an innie.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:18 |
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Why don't you ask your 11+ inch dick
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:22 |
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My girth is JUST enough that I can't wear normal condoms which sucks But then I discovered naturalamb
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:25 |
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Some guys prefer smaller cocks because they're easier to jam up your rear end
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:33 |
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plain blue jacket posted:Some guys prefer smaller cocks because they're easier to jam up your rear end true story
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:36 |
The Rage posted:true story ancient greeks thought smaller penises were more attractive because it made the guy look more childlike
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:38 |
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Iamblikhos posted:ancient greeks thought smaller penises were more attractive because it made the guy look more childlike Well you can call me grandpa because
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:41 |
naem posted:Well you can call me grandpa because ...you want me to sit on your lap?
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:42 |
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Of the size of my ppens is what it is that is was, that I was saying, no homos
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 08:44 |
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Some of penis size is psychological, girls want to be a little bit scared of its power.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 09:24 |
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It's about 8", but has a 45 degree bend to the left. This has been a massive boon to my bonin', because it would be an otherwise unsatisfyingly thin 10" spear. I'm out of shape now, so it's down into the 7"something range, but the curve is really what matters. Also, it's cut, and some people seem to think that might cause dick curving, which, honestly, seems like the biggest endorsement for circumcision ever written. I was embarrassed about my crooked rear end dong for many years, and wanted to find some way to straighten it back out, at least until I started actually having sex. Now, if anything, I'd want it to be a little more bent, but I'm honestly happy with my penis, and I don't know a whole lot of people who can truly say that.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 09:26 |
Ok, confession time. I am a virgin at 25, partially due to lack of confidence and social skills, but mostly because of something I didn't choose and can't change. I have a micropenis. I was born with a small, deformed penis, the details don't matter, but if you saw it you could instantly tell there was something wrong with me. You guys have no idea how loving awful this is: it ruins any chance at a normal sexual relationship for me, destroys my self confidence, and worst of all, no one has even the slightest bit of sympathy or tact regarding it. I remember a while ago a thread was posted about a 17 year old boy who killed himself because of his small penis. No one sympathized, everyone made loving jokes like "why kill yourself over something so small?" I just know if I killed myself tomorrow no one outside my close friends and family would care, they would just see it as a subhuman with no value leaving the world having contributed anything to it. Probably make jokes about how much of a loser I am. I did have a girlfriend once, in highschool. I almost "did the deed" with her but I just couldn't go through with it. I asked to do it with the lights out to save the embarrassment for as long as possible and just gave it my best effort. After about a minute I asked how I was doing and she said fine, I could start now. She didn't even feel a drat thing. I could keep going after that, she probably though I prematurely ejaculated or could get up or something. We broke up two weeks later. I know none of you will care about this, but It's probably the defining struggle of my life. Even my dad thinks I'm less of a man, by brother cracks jokes about how I was meant to be a girl, that sort of poo poo. gently caress me, I hate myself.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 09:36 |
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please, volume is the only way to measure dick size. when i stick my dick in a body of water i displace a full thimble!!!
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 09:48 |
Heartbroken 2Twice posted:please, volume is the only way to measure dick size. when i stick my dick in a body of water i displace a full thimble!!! when i tried this the water lvl went up before i even got it in
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 09:50 |
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Morkyz posted:Ok, confession time. I am a virgin at 25, partially due to lack of confidence and social skills, but mostly because of something I didn't choose and can't change. I have a micropenis. There's some girls who don't give a drat about penises and really are only into oral sex? One of those girls would be really happy with you I think?
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 09:50 |
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Morkyz posted:when i tried this the water lvl went up before i even got it in you pissed in the water? uh
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 09:59 |
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i guess i'm only a B on the chart
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 10:19 |
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I remember reading about how, during the British Raj period in India, many British men went to India to hunt tigers. They had special measuring tapes made up, where each foot was 10 inches. This was because tigers were measured by length, rather than weight, and a 10 foot tiger suddenly became a 12 foot tiger.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 10:20 |
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genesplicer posted:I remember reading about how, during the British Raj period in India, many British men went to India to hunt tigers. They had special measuring tapes made up, where each foot was 10 inches. This was because tigers were measured by length, rather than weight, and a 10 foot tiger suddenly became a 12 foot tiger.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 10:32 |
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Morkyz posted:Ok, confession time. I am a virgin at 25, partially due to lack of confidence and social skills, but mostly because of something I didn't choose and can't change. I have a micropenis. This isn't E/N Stfu or go transgendered Also confession time, I clicked on this thread and I read it. :-\ E: anyway you're not a virgin because you put your dick in that girl and it's not your fault her gaping whore maw was bigger than a centimeter or whatever. Also, Obligatory reminder to don't kill yourself post since I'm not sure how liability case law works on the Internet anymore and sometimes poo poo is real and sad and like I said theres always options like just go transgender and chop it off and be lesbian. Randandal fucked around with this message at 11:01 on Jun 18, 2014 |
# ? Jun 18, 2014 10:55 |
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I've got you all beat Mine is 1.1036253339537716e-12 au long
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:26 |
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my dick's so big that it has it's own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:36 |
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realtalk: john hamm is handsome, a good actor and is also pretty funny on podcasts and he has a huge dick. it's kind of unfair.
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:52 |
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i literally think about john hamm's penis all day
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:59 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:51 |
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yall small dicked duders need to up your tongue game then penile fretting won't be an issue, hth
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# ? Jun 18, 2014 21:54 |