Jellymouth posted:

James Woods posted:

0.000126263 miles long erect.

naem posted:

They call me war of the worlds because imma tripod

Jellymouth posted:

ghetto wormhole posted:

over 7", realpost, get hosed small dicked losers

Benedick Cuckold posted:

yeah well you're probably painfully deficient in other ways so.....WHATEVS

NOT JEALOUS

naem posted:

My cock is too big for the a zone

plain blue jacket posted:

Some guys prefer smaller cocks because they're easier to jam up your rear end

The Rage posted:

true story

Iamblikhos posted:

ancient greeks thought smaller penises were more attractive because it made the guy look more childlike

naem posted:

Well you can call me grandpa because

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

please, volume is the only way to measure dick size. when i stick my dick in a body of water i displace a full thimble!!!

Morkyz posted:

Ok, confession time. I am a virgin at 25, partially due to lack of confidence and social skills, but mostly because of something I didn't choose and can't change. I have a micropenis.

I was born with a small, deformed penis, the details don't matter, but if you saw it you could instantly tell there was something wrong with me. You guys have no idea how loving awful this is: it ruins any chance at a normal sexual relationship for me, destroys my self confidence, and worst of all, no one has even the slightest bit of sympathy or tact regarding it.

I remember a while ago a thread was posted about a 17 year old boy who killed himself because of his small penis. No one sympathized, everyone made loving jokes like "why kill yourself over something so small?" I just know if I killed myself tomorrow no one outside my close friends and family would care, they would just see it as a subhuman with no value leaving the world having contributed anything to it. Probably make jokes about how much of a loser I am.

I did have a girlfriend once, in highschool. I almost "did the deed" with her but I just couldn't go through with it. I asked to do it with the lights out to save the embarrassment for as long as possible and just gave it my best effort. After about a minute I asked how I was doing and she said fine, I could start now. She didn't even feel a drat thing. I could keep going after that, she probably though I prematurely ejaculated or could get up or something. We broke up two weeks later.

I know none of you will care about this, but It's probably the defining struggle of my life. Even my dad thinks I'm less of a man, by brother cracks jokes about how I was meant to be a girl, that sort of poo poo. gently caress me, I hate myself.

Morkyz posted:

when i tried this the water lvl went up before i even got it in

genesplicer posted:

I remember reading about how, during the British Raj period in India, many British men went to India to hunt tigers. They had special measuring tapes made up, where each foot was 10 inches. This was because tigers were measured by length, rather than weight, and a 10 foot tiger suddenly became a 12 foot tiger.

Morkyz posted:

Ok, confession time. I am a virgin at 25, partially due to lack of confidence and social skills, but mostly because of something I didn't choose and can't change. I have a micropenis.

I was born with a small, deformed penis, the details don't matter, but if you saw it you could instantly tell there was something wrong with me. You guys have no idea how loving awful this is: it ruins any chance at a normal sexual relationship for me, destroys my self confidence, and worst of all, no one has even the slightest bit of sympathy or tact regarding it.

I remember a while ago a thread was posted about a 17 year old boy who killed himself because of his small penis. No one sympathized, everyone made loving jokes like "why kill yourself over something so small?" I just know if I killed myself tomorrow no one outside my close friends and family would care, they would just see it as a subhuman with no value leaving the world having contributed anything to it. Probably make jokes about how much of a loser I am.

I did have a girlfriend once, in highschool. I almost "did the deed" with her but I just couldn't go through with it. I asked to do it with the lights out to save the embarrassment for as long as possible and just gave it my best effort. After about a minute I asked how I was doing and she said fine, I could start now. She didn't even feel a drat thing. I could keep going after that, she probably though I prematurely ejaculated or could get up or something. We broke up two weeks later.

I know none of you will care about this, but It's probably the defining struggle of my life. Even my dad thinks I'm less of a man, by brother cracks jokes about how I was meant to be a girl, that sort of poo poo. gently caress me, I hate myself.