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Puppy Galaxy posted:i literally think about john hamm's penis all day
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Pretty weird to fixate on one particular stranger's peen, especially when it is not mine.
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Jun 18, 2014 22:01
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Mines an innie. Maybe I should get a blood test to make sure Im actually male...
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Jun 18, 2014 22:21
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Gutcruncher posted:Mines an innie. Maybe I should get a blood test to make sure Im actually male...
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Jun 18, 2014 22:27
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It'd be cool to have two fully functional dicks. Then you could do anal and vaginal at the same time, or double vaginal, or maybe just vaginal while also jacking off. That would be the life.
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Jun 18, 2014 22:30
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gently caress, looks like Ive gotta replace my entire wardrobe.
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Jun 18, 2014 22:31
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Massive. In my gay escort days I used caverject for enhanced performance, noticed it was increasing my size, kept using it. If anyone wants to try, just inject it. The tablets you put in your urethra are dumb.
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Jun 18, 2014 22:39
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My performance enhancer is craft macaroni and cheese also I am not a gay nor a prostitute, this post brought to you by my 9 inch dong
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Jun 18, 2014 22:50
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toggle posted:yall small dicked duders need to up your tongue game what if your dick is 8" but you got a microtongue asking for a friend
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Jun 19, 2014 08:54
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BLARGHLE posted:It's about 8", but has a 45 degree bend to the left. This has been a massive boon to my bonin', because it would be an otherwise unsatisfyingly thin 10" spear. congrats on your bent & mutilated dick, fatty
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Jun 19, 2014 08:59
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canadianclassic posted:i guess i'm only a B on the chart sorry about your beecock
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Jun 19, 2014 09:39
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Germstore posted:It'd be cool to have two fully functional dicks. Then you could do anal and vaginal at the same time, or double vaginal, or maybe just vaginal while also jacking off. That would be the life. There was a guy on reddit that had this. He posted pics and all. They both work and he has hosed two people at once with them. The oval office.
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Jun 19, 2014 09:48
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that sounds nice but I'd be content to have both my dicks sucked by one of steven tylers daughters
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Jun 19, 2014 09:52
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let me just say this. when I saw hodor's penis in game of thrones i thought to myself "that's not that big"
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Jun 19, 2014 09:52
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i've got an average dick, but my balls weigh 10 pounds and hang to my knees
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Jun 19, 2014 10:02
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Puppy Galaxy posted:i literally think about john hamm's penis all day can we get some stats for this hamm hog
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Jun 19, 2014 10:06
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Germstore posted:It'd be cool to have two fully functional dicks. Then you could do anal and vaginal at the same time, or double vaginal, or maybe just vaginal while also jacking off. That would be the life. I had a dream that I had two dicks. One was a foot and half with no balls and the other was 4 inches that came as soon as you touched it I have some hosed up dreams
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Jun 19, 2014 17:13
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insaneway posted:I had a dream that I had two dicks. One was a foot and half with no balls and the other was 4 inches that came as soon as you touched it Wow yeah that sure sounds hosed up how do you ever manage to stay asleep at night
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Jun 19, 2014 17:16
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Rasmussen posted:There was a guy on reddit that had this. He posted pics and all. They both work and he has hosed two people at once with them. The oval office. I remember this because I literally have not been able to stop thinking about that guy's twin dicks & all the threesomes he has with his gf & bf since I saw it. I highly suspect the veracity of his claims only because it seems too perfect a life for one human to live.
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Jun 19, 2014 17:18
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Any life where you have sex with dudes cannot be that great.
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Jun 19, 2014 17:18
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I remember this because I literally have not been able to stop thinking about that guy's twin dicks & all the threesomes he has with his gf & bf since I saw it. I highly suspect the veracity of his claims only because it seems too perfect a life for one human to live. Yeah, if he hadn't made his superstar bi orgy claims, I might have given him the benefit of the doubt over the fact that there's apparently zero outside sources to confirm that it's possible for his condition to produce a healthy adult.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:33
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my penis appears at around 12 seconds in, my gut at around 3 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQERtIur_uQ
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Jun 19, 2014 18:39
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It's adequate, OP.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:42
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A misanthrope posted:i've got an average dick, but my balls weigh 10 pounds and hang to my knees that's a real condition, btw
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Jun 19, 2014 18:49
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mine is so big.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:52
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mine is a little bit above average (10 inches). it's pretty cool. glad i dont have an average or short dick heh. average white man dick is 7.5 inches right? okcupid needs a length adjuster like they do for height, where all the 6 inchers are actually 4.9 inches, 7.5 inchers are 5.9, 9 are 6.4, 12 is 9, etc
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Jun 19, 2014 19:39
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I love a guy with a really long skinny dick, all of the bruising on my cervix with none of the satisfaction.
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Jun 19, 2014 19:41
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I would suppose that a really long skinny dick is good for roto-scoping another dude's colon.
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Jun 19, 2014 19:57
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lol if you have never penetrated your girlfriend cirvex
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Jun 19, 2014 23:59
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I got an email about my "condition" Now I can use my dick for batting practice. 
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Jun 20, 2014 00:31
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my dick is solidly in the C category on that chart when erect but when soft it's like barely half an inch long and about half as wide, it's weird and I don't understand it e: I mean it isn't something I struggle with but it definitely seems odd
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Jun 20, 2014 00:39
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Penis bragging threads are always my favorite because it's really obvious who's lying based on not understanding that most women find cervix pounding uncomfortable. If you're going to fakepost brag about anything it should be girth not length, unless maybe you're gay I guess in which case it's kind of nice to not have a super fat dick unless your partner is explicitly into that kind of thing.
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Jun 20, 2014 01:54
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ArbitraryC posted:Penis bragging threads are always my favorite because it's really obvious who's lying based on not understanding that most women find cervix pounding uncomfortable. If you're going to fakepost brag about anything it should be girth not length, unless maybe you're gay I guess in which case it's kind of nice to not have a super fat dick unless your partner is explicitly into that kind of thing. my dick is like one of those little mini coke cans. not very long but bah gawd is it fat
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Jun 20, 2014 05:13
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The median length is 4 inches but if you put them on a bell curve the average is much closer to 5 and a half, yes, OP  e; ball curve heh
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Jun 20, 2014 05:17
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i have an 9 inch cock in both dimensions but really women dont care about penis size, or even girth,that much. think of a big scented candle but the scent is garbage and also like a candle it sputters when its working and thats my dick basically. anyway boys, just listen: its all in how u use the penis. its like with iq, i mean, i have an iq of 300 which is genius lvl but its not like i earned it so why even brag about it, i was just born this way, smart and monstercocked. u could even say im 'burning the candle at both ends'
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Jun 20, 2014 05:29
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Morkyz posted:Ok, confession time. I am a virgin at 25, partially due to lack of confidence and social skills, but mostly because of something I didn't choose and can't change. I have a micropenis.
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Jun 20, 2014 05:31
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Update: 6.5 x 6.5, only a B. Always a B.
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Jun 20, 2014 05:53
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six inches i measured the other day by googling the dimensions of my cell phone and then resting my cell phone on top of my erect cock
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Jun 20, 2014 06:26
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My dick There's not that, due to have going that is not like it is was just the form your dick modeling. If you know you are chode, widest portion with himself and social measuring were used to the form of a big dick up in my balls. just seems really shaking like to gawk at a virgin at 25, partners expectations really half and empty balls weird to be measurin dick, some find cervix pounding hot. if you can't be arsed, I have no idea how I get Magnum XLs.
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ENSENDA CURES MAIL posted:My dick English motherfucker! Do you speak it!
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