Kombotron posted:jokes on us all Time to pack up cuckold as a meme. It's lost all meaning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:44 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:37 |
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There is no such thing as an afterlife so if you miss your chance in this life to get hosed in the butt you will never experience life as it is meant to be lived & while you may be technically living you will never truly understand what it means to be alive.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:46 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:There is no such thing as an afterlife so if you miss your chance in this life to get hosed in the butt you will never experience life as it is meant to be lived & while you may be technically living you will never truly understand what it means to be alive. everytime you poop you are being hosed in the butt backwards kinda blows ur mind
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:49 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:There is no such thing as an afterlife so if you miss your chance in this life to get hosed in the butt you will never experience life as it is meant to be lived & while you may be technically living you will never truly understand what it means to be alive. this is true. i'll probably let myself get hosed in the butt at least once before i die. and do heroin
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:12 |
Trixie Hardcore posted:There is no such thing as an afterlife so if you miss your chance in this life to get hosed in the butt you will never experience life as it is meant to be lived & while you may be technically living you will never truly understand what it means to be alive. Wooow talk about full of poo poo and WRONG!
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:18 |
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Only if the shape of the strapon dick we're cast out of my own.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:25 |
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Then it wouldn't be gay.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:26 |
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nutranurse posted:lol, no op but being dominated by another dude isn't hot.. a skinny chick loving u in the rear end though..
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:41 |
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Banged around with a girl for a while who kept mentioning that if I ever wanted to gently caress her in the rear end, I had to let her gently caress my rear end first. She promised she'd mark her strap-on to make sure she didn't go any deeper than my dong, and that she'd be gentle, but I didn't believe a word of it. I figured the mouth and poon were plenty good for me, and my rear end stayed intact. She seriously kept bringing it up like all the time...maybe if she'd pumped me full of liquor and brought it up once during a beej she might have gotten what she wanted(?), but the second unsolicited mention of it was more than enough to make me watch my rear end around her...
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:42 |
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california roll posted:but being dominated by another dude isn't hot. LOL be more wrong
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:43 |
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if it hurts the butt then yes
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:47 |
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Finally be able to have my very own desert rose
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:54 |
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if you want the real thing become a girl for a man
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:58 |
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Guys, my wife keeps trying to gently caress me with a purple dildo. I'm posting this from my room. She's banging on the wall with the dildo yelling "HERE'S FRANKIE!" (She named the dildo Frankie). I'm scared to go out because I know she will try and pin me down to gently caress me. I don't know what to do, she's threatening to blackmail me with some videos she has of me if I don't submit. Help please.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:59 |
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gently caress yeah! e: poo poo sorry take that back thought I was posting in the negging thread
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 09:00 |
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no i wouldn't want that, op
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 09:05 |
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Does it count if she has a real dick?
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 09:38 |
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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:Does it count if she has a real dick? only if it is bigger than yours
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 09:42 |
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9goats dead posted:no. because i am gay (homosexual) Well, smartypants, would you let a guy peg you?
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 09:51 |
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one time the doctor put one finger in my rear end and it was horrible i don't think i'd want something substantially larger i can't remember why he did it
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 09:52 |
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Didn't you read the card that came with the flowers?
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 09:53 |
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Mulefisk posted:Guys, my wife keeps trying to gently caress me with a purple dildo. I'm posting this from my room. She's banging on the wall with the dildo yelling "HERE'S FRANKIE!" (She named the dildo Frankie). I'm scared to go out because I know she will try and pin me down to gently caress me. drat shame it took until the third page for someone to post this. Well done.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 09:54 |
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i would at least try it
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 09:58 |
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Miltank posted:why do trannies like bailey jay have hosed up tiny dicks? Is that a tranny thing? because they are weak
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 10:00 |
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its not gay if i dont cum
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 20:25 |
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real talk tho when u hit 40 prostate exams are a yearly thing so we are all going to have a foreign lubed up finger up our rear end
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 20:32 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Time to pack up cuckold as a meme. It's lost all meaning no schlub its a big black dick turd. get on my level
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 20:34 |
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But I poop from there
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 20:42 |
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Kombotron posted:real talk tho You say it like it's a bad thing
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 20:47 |
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only if it was with a double-ended strapon that was the exact same length and girth on each side, equality is important.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:15 |
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y
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:17 |
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y not
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:18 |
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This one time I spent several days on painkillers which apparently gives you constipation. Well anyways I'm on the toilet and long story short colorectal fissure. Well that's my "thing messing up my butt" story hope you liked it
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:21 |
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I've never seen the appeal in pegging. But deep Sigmoid fisting? Now there is romantic weekend waiting to happen.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:22 |
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LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:peggle
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:26 |
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Here's a new question: Would you do a2a spacedocking with a girl?
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 21:54 |
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getting dry humped by a lady is lots of fun but getting actual humped kinda hurts
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 22:26 |
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Yeah, but only if she remembers the old maxim "What's good for the goose is good for the gander." Or if she had me all tied up and hard as a rock.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 22:34 |
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Paging The Mittani.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 22:43 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:37 |
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lol if ur girl doesn't go hogwild with ur rear end on the regs
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 22:58 |