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I have 9 sons, each more retarded than the last and, according to prophecy, sooner or later I will meet one of them in bed.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 17:48 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:19 |
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Paternity test+prepare to be the best father a goon with a chun-li av can be
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 17:50 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:The story isn't wild enough to get on Maury and judge judy would just yell at me. Judge Alex might be cool though go on peoples court, Judge Milian is really sexy for her age imo
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 17:52 |
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Minimalist Program posted:I have 9 sons, each more retarded than the last and, according to prophecy, sooner or later I will meet one of them in bed. this is why you sleep in a swamp
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 17:54 |
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Who cares op, the kid is probably a piece of poo poo like you.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 17:54 |
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jalopybrown posted:go on peoples court, Judge Milian is really sexy for her age imo She's got it going on for someone that's vaguely uhhhhhhhh ethnic
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 17:55 |
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I hear google had some good info on how to murder your child
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 17:59 |
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run to mexico -- thats my plan if that happens or you could push her down the stairs and hope
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 17:59 |
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redshirt posted:Contact Maury or Judge Judy or one of those shows. They'll get to the bottom of this. I agree. Also be sure to promote SA on national television. Lowtax might give you archives access or an SA t-shirt. Might. lol. Be sure to refer to yourself as "da babby daddeh" as well. Do the Harlem Shake when you learn you aren't the father.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:00 |
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Chun-Li Avatar Dad is a father no one deserves to have.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:04 |
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The Droid posted:Paternity test+prepare to be the best father a goon with a chun-li av can be
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:06 |
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Why did you give her a way to contact you noob.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:07 |
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vyst posted:Why did you give her a way to contact you noob. I didn't and you can't search for me on Facebook so I don't know how she got my number
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:09 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:I didn't and you can't search for me on Facebook so I don't know how she got my number Slept with your dad first, he is the father, new sister/brother cool now slap yourself with a high five babe
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:09 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:I didn't and you can't search for me on Facebook so I don't know how she got my number Should have switched to an ethnic accent the second you realized it was her OP. Your bad.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:11 |
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Leslie I'm your dead gay son. Love me in accordance to the prophecy. For one thousand years have I slumbered, now I arise seeking your approval. Together will will reign over this gay earth.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:13 |
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Big Beef City posted:Leslie I'm your dead gay son. Love me in accordance to the prophecy. For one thousand years have I slumbered, now I arise seeking your approval. Together will will reign over this gay earth. My child.... *desperately tries to conceal the disappointed look on my face*
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:16 |
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Congratulations.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:17 |
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Dean of Swing posted:Congratulations. Thank you.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:18 |
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i hope this doesnt interfere with your cucking adventure
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:19 |
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now you get to bust in there no questions asked
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:20 |
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you should buy a box of those bubblegum cigars and pass them out to homeless people
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:27 |
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anti-sex abuse groups leads to sex
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:30 |
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Let the sun take care of your son
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:31 |
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etalian posted:anti-sex abuse groups leads to sex Who would have thought?
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:32 |
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Big Beef City posted:you should buy a box of those bubblegum cigars and pass them out to homeless people The homeless here are feral and unable to process feelings due to years of relentless exposure to the sun. They'd probably start loving the cigars and that's not the kind of world I want my son to live in.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:34 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:The homeless here are feral and unable to process feelings due to years of relentless exposure to the sun. They'd probably start loving the cigars and that's not the kind of world I want my son to live in. Kill the homeless for your son's sake. Kill them all.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:36 |
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Seriously though start a kickstarter for her abortion
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:36 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:Seriously though start a kickstarter for her abortion The baby is already born and is like almost 2 years old it's impossible to abort at this point
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:37 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:The baby is already born and is like almost 2 years old it's impossible to abort at this point Teach it to say "Daddy", but to someone else and say "Welp clearly I'm NOT the father afterall!"
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:38 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:The baby is already born and is like almost 2 years old it's impossible to abort at this point you should have told that to justin ross harris
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:38 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:Kickstart her abortion
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:39 |
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setafd posted:you should have told that to justin ross harris ??? I don't watch How I Met Your Mother so I don't get the ref sorry
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:39 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:The baby is already born and is like almost 2 years old it's impossible to abort at this point u have a car right?
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:39 |
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Also Les, what were you doing at a sexual abuse group?
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:40 |
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None of this woulda happened if you would have just let her peg you *makes u think*
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:41 |
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Make him a brother to play with you neglectful pos
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:42 |
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Al Borland posted:Also Les, what were you doing at a sexual abuse group?
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:42 |
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Irreverent joke response
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:42 |
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Al Borland posted:Also Les, what were you doing at a sexual abuse group? One of my friends was a professor at my college and asked me to speak at a few group events because he knew about my childhood abuse and thought it would help give courage to other male abuse victims if they saw a dude speaking.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 18:46 |