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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Fat Lowtax posted:

Six more weeks of Usos-Wyatts

The same fight until Wrestlemania 31

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try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
Okay, I can kind of buy the "Usos confused for each other" thing since their face paint gets mostly rubbed off by the end, but they have different facial hair and tattoos too, don't they?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

BigRed0427 posted:

I suggest everyone just jerk off to it now and get it out of your system.

Waaaaay ahead of you BigRed0427

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

winner of the second fall: the uso

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I don't want that school boy go, it was one of the sloppiest I've ever seen. Diva's level. Diva search level.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

oatgan posted:

he is a "top" who is into S&M

you are a font of information

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

armoredgorilla posted:

If I was in a 2/3 and had the first pinfall, I'd bag the dude with a chair for the DQ, then get the 2nd pin.

daniel bryan tried this against sheamus and he lost anyway

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Pet Rock Band posted:

Okay, I can kind of buy the "Usos confused for each other" thing since their face paint gets mostly rubbed off by the end, but they have different facial hair and tattoos too, don't they?

You act as if the Ref's are booked to have a high level of competence.

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

TITTY MASTER

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

winner of the second fall: the uso

winner of all 3 falls:

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


what does 2/3 falls ever bring to the table for a match, it just gives 2 pinfalls to spots that would happen anyway

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





armoredgorilla posted:

If I was in a 2/3 and had the first pinfall, I'd bag the dude with a chair for the DQ, then get the 2nd pin.

That's about what Bryan did against Sheamus in their 2/3 Falls match. He still lost.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
I always verbally call out a Sack Of poo poo fallaway slam because it's still funny

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Whoever does the gif/quote write up for the RAW thread tomorrow is going to have an easy time with this match.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Striking Yak posted:

My god that boiler suit is sweaty.

At least they're not long sleeve. Long sleeve coveralls are the loving worst. They're like a sauna suit

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


I somehow forgot this was on despite being reminded constantly.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Let's go, Layla!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Why do a corner run why

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Nice scissor kick to the rope there Harper.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

that was highly implausible

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Jackie D posted:

what does 2/3 falls ever bring to the table for a match, it just gives 2 pinfalls to spots that would happen anyway

you can see people pinned by a move other than a finisher

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


USO CRAZY

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Jimmyz everywhere!
The DG invasion is happening.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
USO CRAZY you bet im crazy I keep watching WWE expecting someone good to win

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


USO CRAZY

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Kill Michael Cole.

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

The Usos are pretty fun.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

USO CRAZ

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Raise your Jimmy Jams!

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Looked like Matt Hardy for a second there.

Zebia
Oct 10, 2012

How's my volume?

armoredgorilla posted:

If I was in a 2/3 and had the first pinfall, I'd bag the dude with a chair for the DQ, then get the 2nd pin.

It works a lot better in an ironman match. Evidence: The Brock vs Angle Iron Man match on Smackdown about a decade ago.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Popy posted:

The Usos are pretty fun.

Legit this.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
<3 harper

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I feel like I've seen this match, maybe 4 or 5 or every single time I've seen an Uso match.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

oatgan posted:

daniel bryan tried this against sheamus and he lost anyway

Dimebags Brain posted:

That's about what Bryan did against Sheamus in their 2/3 Falls match. He still lost.

Nah he did this for the first fall, he didn't already have it. It would be a pretty good ending for the 2nd and 3rd fall for a match though.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012




:laffo:

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Wwe Battle ground : tag team titties itt

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

oatgan posted:

daniel bryan tried this against sheamus and he lost anyway

Daniel Bryan is a loser and I'm a winner.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I think he signaled for the diamond cutter.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Harper does the best squisher since Kevin Nash.

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