WWE Battleground: Yeah, I Forgot About It Too (7:30 EST)

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Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

thanks for convincing me to not watch raw tomorrow, wwe

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:20

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:49

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

pressedbunny posted:

Oh yes, Cole, tell us about why we should subscribe while Miz's music plays during the most underwhelming PPV of the year.

Did anyone think that PPV was going to be good.

It's a decent RAW, that's about it.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:20

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

I'm not going to cancel my subscription because they'll take the rest of the 60 bucks either way

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:20

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

TheJoker138 posted:

This is the worst PPV.

I'm enjoying it!

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:20

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

Kirios posted:

This is definitely the worst PPV I've ever seen.

It isn't New Blood Rising or KOTR '95 bad. The tag match was incredible at least.

E: And they have the loving balls to shill the network after that killjoy of a match.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:20

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

What a night this has been!

...There's the "don't auto-renew" button on the Network subscription page. Nobody would blame you.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:20

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

This PPV just proves that Florida is the worst state honestly

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:20

Cav: Jun 7, 2002; I'm a (3 star) Highway Star.

Kirios posted:

This is definitely the worst PPV I've ever seen.

As someone who attended the 1994 Royal Rumble live, I say to you that you have not seen enough terrible wrestling PPVs.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:20

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

FUUUUCK FLO RIDA

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:20

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

EugeneJ posted:

WAS THAT SAMI ZAYN IN THE SUMMERSLAM PROMO

Our chat thought that, we all agree it was Sheamus though.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:21

Suben: Jul 1, 2007; In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This PPV has been loving incredible in terms of match quality and workrate and exactly that atrocious in the booking.

Except for the tag match which was a great match with the right booking.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:21

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

give him a librarian gimmick

feud him with lance storm

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:21

modern villian: May 4, 2009

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

I'm legit hoping the WWE goes under

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:21

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Yo Burrito what's the site that these images come from

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:21

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Booking wrestling is difficult as you can't just give the crowd what it wants all the time so the best solution is to instead give them nothing they want and instead bring in Flo Rida.

and maybe urinate directly in their mouths? that sells subscriptions right

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:21

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Just stopping by to say that Slater eliminating Cesaro is my favorite wrestling moment of the year so far.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:21

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Asmodai_00 posted:

if you think he isnt

Well yeah I do but did they seriously just show a promo with "cena is champ!" for a ppv that's coming up before the match on this ppv

MotU posted:

This PPV just proves that Florida is the worst state honestly

Yeah that Wild Ones song got old after a while (no it didn't) (yes it did)

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:21

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Eltoasto posted:

Bork isn't even going to make an appearance because that would ruin this PPV's streak of being dumb.

Of course he is. He will lose to Cena in an impromptu match.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:21

Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

authority hates jhon cena why again?

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:21

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Heath didn't win, guys. Why didn't Heath win?

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:21

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

StarkRavingMad posted:

and maybe urinate directly in their mouths? that sells subscriptions right

I don't know Kevin you tell me

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

John Cena faces three other competitors and doesn't even have to get pinned to lose those titles??

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

The wrestling has been just fine, but this might be the worst booked PPV I've seen in a good while.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Do not even ask posted:

authority hates jhon cena why again?

he makes them too much money

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

Mary Annette: Jun 24, 2005

Kawalimus posted:

Hope Miz gets caught in a round of budget cuts someday. Guy hasn't been entertaining in any way in YEARS.

Miz is the go-to PR guy for any and all appearances not important enough to warrant Cena's attention.

If there is a media event involving people who don't know and don't care about wrestling, he's your guy, and therefore has a weird sort of invulnerability among a certain faction of WWE brass.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

Cav posted:

As someone who attended the 1994 Royal Rumble live, I say to you that you have not seen enough terrible wrestling PPVs.

"well you see this isn't as bad as *historically bad ppv* therefore its not actually really bad"

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

Do not even ask posted:

authority hates jhon cena why again?

Cause they bad, he good.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Spoiler alert: Cena wins

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

i'm skimming through the results over the past 90 minutes or so

man, i don't see a good future for the network

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

AKA Driver: Apr 5, 2004; To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Deadpool posted:

Just stopping by to say that Slater eliminating Cesaro is my favorite wrestling moment of the year so far.

I'm surprised Sheamus didn't get booed heavily for eliminating Slater, because the crowd seemed to be just as excited about Slater.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

bartok: May 10, 2006

Bigass Moth posted:

Bitch I was in attendance for KOTR 2002.

So KOTOR 1995 never happened?

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

Neurotic Roleplay: May 20, 2005

anyone elses network take a poo poo during that?

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

...this is a company that WANTS us to pay for their stuff, right?? Just making sure...

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

Drakkel: May 6, 2007; IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

How many times are we gonna be told Cena vs Orton is over, and how many times will they then just throw the two of them in other types of matches like that doesn't count....

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Suben posted:

Except for the tag match which was a great match with the right booking.

Disagree. Wyatts shoulda won the titles.

But yeah the sad part is if you change even like 2 or 3 of the finishes this is a good to great show. As it is? FAAAAAAART.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

You guys ready?

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

Actually

if they waste Lesnar showing up on this show.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:22

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

you know the main event is rough when the truck monkeys can't even hype it

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:23

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Considering his indie experience, I'm not surprised that Cesaro is good with aerial-attack flippy dudes.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:23

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:49

Static Rook: Dec 1, 2000; by Lowtax

Yeah, unless SS is really good I'll be letting my sub to the Network expire. Not out of spite, just boredom.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 03:23

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