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>Grab your laptop and incant "Ade due damballa. Give me the power I beg of you. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Endelieu pour de boisette damballa!"
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Junkfist posted:>Grab your laptop and incant "Ade due damballa. Give me the power I beg of you. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Endelieu pour de boisette damballa!" This seems appropriate. 
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Junkfist posted:>Grab your laptop and incant "Ade due damballa. Give me the power I beg of you. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Endelieu pour de boisette damballa!"
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Junkfist posted:>Grab your laptop and incant "Ade due damballa. Give me the power I beg of you. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Endelieu pour de boisette damballa!" >Acquire Satan's face.
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>Don't forget to throw the laptop into an open fire after the incantation is complete!!!!
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Rip off your dick and beat your friend to death with it.
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Or get on your knees pull his dick out and just start gnawing on it.
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drilldo squirt posted:Rip off your dick and beat your friend to death with it. drilldo squirt posted:Or get on your knees pull his dick out and just start gnawing on it. While incanting.
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drilldo squirt posted:Or get on your knees pull his dick out and just start gnawing on it. Don't do this one! If you incant with your mouth full you might say the wrong thing!!!
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Start to gently caress Tyler, because that's what Fight Club was all about. Gay loving. Hell, all media is about Gay loving. While you're gay loving tyler, tell the girl about the global conspiracy about gay loving.
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Junkfist posted:>Grab your laptop and incant "Ade due damballa. Give me the power I beg of you. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Endelieu pour de boisette damballa!" The laptop is in your hands. It is time for the incantation. Tyler smirks as he removes his fur coat. "Ade due damballa!"  "Give me the power I beg of you!"  "Secoise entienne mais pois de morte! Nnk!" Tyler's foot strikes you in your exposed scrotum.  You fall to the ground, but you do not stop. "Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette!" Tyler stands above you, staring into your eyes.  "Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Secoise entienne mais pois de morte!"  "Endelieu pour de boisette damballa!"    FIN Mom with a blog fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Jul 23, 2014 |
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What was our final score?
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Make all the telephones ring Jeff Fahey.
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Arkanomen posted:What was our final score? Bad. Like, baaaad. You guys were supposed to help Jeff become a better person, not an insane murderer! Thanks to everyone who participated. Sorry if I didn't choose your suggestion, I tried to fit in as many as I could without totally losing the plot. Whoever the hell CoolJeff420 is, you made this thread a thousand time better than my original idea ever could. Seriously, you're the man. Special thanks to Atma who pretty much inspired me to do one of these with his previous body of work.
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Okay honestly, when you started this did you have any idea you'd end up drawing a pantsless autistic man wearing someone else's face as a mask being kicked in the nuts by his ex-lover?
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Hopefully we can have a Cyber-Jeff crossover in Malaysian Airlines 2: Ukranian Boogaloo or whatever Atma does next time.
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Howard Beale posted:Okay honestly, when you started this did you have any idea you'd end up drawing a pantsless autistic man wearing someone else's face as a mask being kicked in the nuts by his ex-lover? What can I say? I'm a people pleaser. Here to please people like you.
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>You are in control, you just have to tell yourself you are. If you think, "Hey maybe I don't need another drink" then just put it away and think of something else and focus on that. I'm guessing you are either unemployed or have a lovely job. Or maybe you just need hobbies. You've probably felt this way for a long time too. I'm fighting a similar thing myself but my therapist has been a huge help in telling me, "If you're not in control of yourself, then who is the one making these stupid decisions?" You need to get control and take your mind off of autopilot.
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Robo Reagan posted:>You are in control, you just have to tell yourself you are. If you think, "Hey maybe I don't need another drink" then just put it away and think of something else and focus on that.
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I had to laugh out loud when he murdered the dad - bravo!
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B-but we still have three Goku outfits remaining. We can't waste them!
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Jel Shaker posted:I had to laugh out loud when he murdered the dad - bravo!
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Nice touch at the end of the beating gif where the blood appears on his own fists when he finally dies and the illusion disappears and the article mentions self-inflicted wounds. Amazing.
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Robo Reagan posted:>You are in control, you just have to tell yourself you are. If you think, "Hey maybe I don't need another drink" then just put it away and think of something else and focus on that. If only he would have loving listened to me. All I'm trying to do is help  Actually I can't help but laugh because that's what I get for serious posting in EN
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Mash posted:Bad. Like, baaaad. You guys were supposed to help Jeff become a better person, not an insane murderer! That seems awfully judgmental. Who is to say if he hasn't improved as a person? We don't really know him outside of the context of this short part of his live he's chosen to share/we have violently and with utter moral bankruptcy controlled. But that doesn't mean he wasn't absolutely terrible as a person before and we've helped him cope with some of his demons. Maybe he has improved. You're asking him to be a saint by the end of this and that's why he can't recover!
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Greyhawk posted:i hope they reboot this franchise Give the Darker and Edgier Jeff Quest reboot we've all been clamoring for!
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Jeff Quest 2: Jeff Does 9/11
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Protocol7 posted:Jeff Quest 2: Jeff Does 9/11
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*gif of Jeff rotating 360 degrees and spraying poo poo all over the pilots in cockpit*
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