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Kai Tave posted:That's hilarious. "What is this 'making characters' bullshit? Talislanta 5E is nothing but Ultima Online on paper!" I DONT KNOW. THe 5e Chargen System is really neat, too.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 07:25 |
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Tollymain posted:I hope you've all been keeping your polearm collections in good shape I must admit I neglected anything that's not a *-glaive-*.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:51 |
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frankenfreak posted:
That's a pretty glaive error.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:53 |
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Mr. Maltose posted:That's a pretty glaive error. That joke was pretty ransuer wait no, that doesn't work. That sounds like something guisarme nope, not that either. Lucerne Hammer? I nearly killed gently caress why is this so hard.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:57 |
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Saguaro PI posted:That joke was pretty ransuer wait no, that doesn't work. Yeah, these jokes are pretty tricky. I'd stick to Bohemian Earspoonerisms.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 09:03 |
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Winson_Paine posted:I bought the kid foam polyhedrals to celebrate, she took them to the park and her little pals all played with them. I didn't see a d20 in there you were cheating
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 09:24 |
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there's a joke to be had here involving bills and your mother's chosen profession but i can't seem to make it work
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 12:41 |
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Kai Tave posted:That's hilarious. "What is this 'making characters' bullshit? Talislanta 5E is nothing but Ultima Online on paper!" Feng Shui with full character generation would be kinda weird. Same basic theory. <--- not a grog, can just see the argument
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 12:49 |
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"Feng Shui with full character generation" is basically the system for Nexus the Infinite City, only you also had the option to buy tiny skills that don't do as much as Feng Shui skills for some reason. Like an early clunkier prototype of the the ORE-Kerberos Club skill system.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:08 |
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Tollymain posted:there's a joke to be had here involving bills and your mother's chosen profession but i can't seem to make it work Mr. Maltose posted:Yeah, these jokes are pretty tricky. I'd stick to Bohemian Earspoonerisms.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:14 |
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Guan Dao-mit! You guys are making some shamefully bad puns. Naginata stand to see it anymore!
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 16:34 |
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The trick is to workshop them. You know you've got a good one when your audience looks poleaxed.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 16:35 |
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Mr. Maltose posted:The trick is to workshop them. You know you've got a good one when your audience looks poleaxed. Are you piking from experience?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 16:37 |
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I mostly just find Polearm puns Voulger.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 16:37 |
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Error 404 posted:Are you piking from experience? Yeah, I kwan tou take this bit on the road someday.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 16:47 |
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Mr. Maltose posted:Yeah, I kwan tou take this bit on the road someday. All I'm saying is tsukamaki all the excuses you want, but someday the billhook will come due.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 17:02 |
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 17:12 |
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unseenlibrarian posted:I mostly just find Polearm puns Voulger.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 19:12 |
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Sorry to interrupt this phalanx of piker puns, but sarissa question I have to ask. Did TG lose its GUMSHOE/Mystery game thread to the archives? I can't seem to find it.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 19:40 |
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Davin Valkri posted:Sorry to interrupt this phalanx of piker puns, but sarissa question I have to ask. Did TG lose its GUMSHOE/Mystery game thread to the archives? I can't seem to find it. Yeah, looks like it did. uh i mean uh uh poo poo looks pike it did? poo poo poo poo poo poo
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 20:52 |
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I was looking at Pokemon Tabletop United. I thought, being a homebrew, it'd just be a reskinned d20 or something. I didn't realize they built their own system from the ground up with a 400 page core PDF, a 700 page monster manual, and several adventures to start with. I'm interested in trying it, but it seems really complicated. Has anyone played it and can tell me whether it's worth the time learning the system, or is it a horribly unbalanced mess that I should just pass on?
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:12 |
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Error 404 posted:All I'm saying is tsukamaki all the excuses you want, but someday the billhook will come due. Best post of the thread, right here. But seriously, while you're in my house you're not going to Naganitar food
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 21:47 |
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I am tired of this sword of joke. edit: spear.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:39 |
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Impermanent posted:I am tired of this sword of joke. Awwww, now you've gone and made a grosse messer of the joke. Edit: I always love a chance to drop my guard and go en pointe, displaying my rapier wit. Error 404 fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jul 28, 2014 |
# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:49 |
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XyloJW posted:I was looking at Pokemon Tabletop United. I thought, being a homebrew, it'd just be a reskinned d20 or something. I didn't realize they built their own system from the ground up with a 400 page core PDF, a 700 page monster manual, and several adventures to start with. it is Not Very Good
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:54 |
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Lifted from the sadly incomplete F&F review of the game. Yeah.
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# ? Jul 28, 2014 23:44 |
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Is it a fatally bad idea to bring up RPGPundit and Zak S.? It is really interesting reading Mandy Morbid's take on the infinite and unending dramabomb, in the sense that it is interesting reading a third-person account of a conflict that happened 50 years ago that makes absolutely no sense to anyone but the people involved.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 01:46 |
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Quarex posted:Is it a fatally bad idea to bring up RPGPundit and Zak S.? All things considered Yes
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:07 |
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e: Yeah, probably no point in bringing up all the drama, especially since I wasn't around when most of it happened.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:12 |
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Quarex posted:Is it a fatally bad idea to bring up RPGPundit and Zak S.? It is really interesting reading Mandy Morbid's take on the infinite and unending dramabomb, in the sense that it is interesting reading a third-person account of a conflict that happened 50 years ago that makes absolutely no sense to anyone but the people involved. Short summary: Zak S and RPGPundit are abysmal human beings, WotC consulted and credited them, people didn't like that, they got mad, did their usual 'being shitheads' thing.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:14 |
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Asymmetrikon posted:Short summary: Zak S and RPGPundit are abysmal human beings, WotC consulted and credited them, people didn't like that, they got mad, did their usual 'being shitheads' thing. With the addition that just because you don't personally have sexist beliefs doesn't mean your actions don't still support sexism. And that your actions count for more than your beliefs in any given situation.(which zak hates being told)
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:19 |
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Quarex posted:Is it a fatally bad idea to bring up RPGPundit and Zak S.? It is really interesting reading Mandy Morbid's take on the infinite and unending dramabomb, in the sense that it is interesting reading a third-person account of a conflict that happened 50 years ago that makes absolutely no sense to anyone but the people involved. It's a call to arms to harass someone Zak doesn't like wrapped up in progressive politics as a tactical ploy, like usual. There, I just saved you a conversation.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:40 |
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Also we're probably not going to be getting any more Last Stand material after Reinforcements, which is terrible news.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:53 |
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Works for me!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:00 |
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Mr. Maltose posted:Also we're probably not going to be getting any more Last Stand material after Reinforcements, which is terrible news. On the upside, you will get Ragnarök, any extra material I feel like writing for it depending on how well received it is, and then another Fortune game after that which will be entirely my own. I hope you're up for commissions down the line Ravenkult.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:38 |
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Actually here is a funny story about that: In the middle of Mandy's whole "Totally not trying to harass anyone! PS: Mikan is actually a lying troll mastermind out to get Zak, here's all the screen/real names they go under, do with that information what you will, Mandy out!" thing, she lists "Smartmonkey" as one of Mikan's aliases. If you're wondering who Smartmonkey is because you've never heard that name before: I got tipped by an RPGnet poster that Smartmonkey is actually some other poster who happened to make a post about transgendered characters in the d20 subforum while sporting a Kanji Tatsumi avatar. People who know what Persona is: totally part of the grand Mikan conspiracy. (If anyone's thinking of letting them know someone painted a target on their back for expressing pro-LGBT opinions, don't bother; RPGnet staff are dealing with it.)
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:56 |
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Does this mean no more monthlies, no adventures, no companion book, and no Düngeön?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:59 |
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Does that make me a Mikan Renfield/Dhampir/Vampire as well? Or is it only Kanji Tatsumi AVs that are part of the conspyramid?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:59 |
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I wish Gen-Con were like UFC for Traditional Games. There are so many good matchups possible!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 04:05 |
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Apple Mummy posted:Does this mean no more monthlies, no adventures, no companion book, and no Düngeön? Düngeön at the very least is being worked on by another person and the Companion (current kickstarter) will come out, no prob. Monthlies have been a bit of an issue from the start though, so that's something I'll look into.
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