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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
It told me to kill myself. :smith:

The gay agenda has no room for me.

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i am every type of gay including some undocumented varieties of gay

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I assume you're supposed to have sex with whatever gay you are least like. Any Bulls out there PM me.

Gym Bunny looking for a gay Bull in my china shop.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I assume you're supposed to have sex with whatever gay you are least like. Any Bulls out there PM me.

God damnit there's a whole chart on that page explaining this

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005


It doesn't get better if you are this guy.

He's not even that fat just kind of ugly. There is no room for gay uggos. :(

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I'm actually a poz

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
he'd be cute if he wasn't so loving white

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Three Olives posted:



It doesn't get better if you are this guy.

He's not even that fat just kind of ugly. There is no room for gay uggos. :(

All he has to do is lose the glasses, work out some, tan up, and do something about that hair and he will be fuckable.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Quickscope420dad posted:

God damnit there's a whole chart on that page explaining this

I don't know how to read this gay rear end chart.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I assume you're supposed to have sex with whatever gay you are least like. Any Bulls out there PM me.

Gym Bunny looking for a gay Bull in my china shop.
Are you literally retarded or something?

You like other gym bunnies. hth.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Over There posted:

All he has to do is lose the glasses, work out some, tan up, and do something about that hair and he will be fuckable.

Pass around bottom in a leather mask at a bath house.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Are you literally retarded or something?

You like other gym bunnies. hth.

but I don't so this gay science chart is invalid

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
otter over here

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




It said I was an otter is that a fursona?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

but I don't so this gay science chart is invalid
then report it? it's crowd-sorced and updated daily. He's doing his best to try and make it as accurate as possible. Instead of bitching about it online maybe you could actually do something helpful to change it.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

bitterandtwisted posted:

It said I was an otter is that a fursona?

yes for you it is

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

plain blue jacket posted:

otter over here

bitterandtwisted posted:

It said I was an otter is that a fursona?

OMG you two should kiss and weave around each other in the water.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

then report it? it's crowd-sorced and updated daily. He's doing his best to try and make it as accurate as possible. Instead of bitching about it online maybe you could actually do something helpful to change it.

Is this a seriouspost?

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
^^I float on my back in water and smack shellfish together in my spare time

bitterandtwisted posted:

It said I was an otter is that a fursona?

both

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
You are a Gym Bunny

The next closest match was Gym Rat.
You are least like a Bear.






awesome

Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi
muscle cub hell yeah

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Hayburner posted:

muscle cub hell yeah

yeah i was the same i dont even know what that means

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Is everyone in GBS either gay or trans?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

redshirt posted:

Is everyone in GBS either gay or trans?

always both

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

redshirt posted:

Is everyone in GBS either gay or trans?

yea

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiIoinCRQVA

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I'm the type that reminds all my fellow gays constantly about how wrong and shamefull we are

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

I'm the guy with a wife and children who has exclusively had sex with strange men for the last five years.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
A gay couple lives across the hall from me but they are fat and dress poorly and don't go to gay bars and IDGI why are some people so bad about being gay?

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

redshirt posted:

Is everyone in GBS either gay or trans?

you were gay the whole time, redshirt. the power was always inside you

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
are you sure they're actually gay and not just pretending like in one of those movies 3olives?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

I watched this the other day and only me and my other gay friend were cracking up.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Ahundredbux posted:

are you sure they're actually gay and not just pretending like in one of those movies 3olives?

I dk there is another guy that I was absolutely positive he was gay and he has two gay rear end dogs that he is always walking and I thought he was always with his fag hag but it turned out that the lady that I thought was a fag hag is actually his wife and it's weird people shouldn't pretend to be gay and then not be gay.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Three Olives posted:

I dk there is another guy that I was absolutely positive he was gay and he has two gay rear end dogs that he is always walking and I thought he was always with his fag hag but it turned out that the lady that I thought was a fag hag is actually his wife and it's weird people shouldn't pretend to be gay and then not be gay.

agreed

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

Three Olives posted:

I dk there is another guy that I was absolutely positive he was gay and he has two gay rear end dogs that he is always walking and I thought he was always with his fag hag but it turned out that the lady that I thought was a fag hag is actually his wife and it's weird people shouldn't pretend to be gay and then not be gay.

gently caress there are so few of us running around anyway, don't need the straights confusing us. What assholes

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

aegof posted:

gently caress there are so few of us running around anyway, don't need the straights confusing us. What assholes

He never tried to flirt with me so I probably should have known but I feel like he is living a lie making me think he was gay he needs to get less gay dogs or make his wife walk them or something.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
you should help him be gay, mate

rape seduce him

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Three Olives posted:

He never tried to flirt with me so I probably should have known but I feel like he is living a lie making me think he was gay he needs to get less gay dogs or make his wife walk them or something.

all gay guys flirt with other gay guys its a fact

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
otter - the master race. the master gay.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

I are a Daddy

The next closest match was Muscle Bear.
I are least like a Twink.

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Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

turdriver posted:

hmm looks like im full blown gay

How many times have you had to get blown in order to become full blown?

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