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Aldon Smith has the misfortune of going up against the guy who will probably win this contest, Incognito.
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Spoeank posted:Both have been teammates of Jonathan Martin, and only one of them turned into a crazy person over it. That would be Mr. Richie Incognito Richard Dominick "Richie" Incognito, Junior
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Aug 5, 2014 15:50
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Richie Incognito is the walking personification of a douchebag. He exemplifies douchebagotry in every way possible. He is the ultimate douche. He is just an out of control rear end in a top hat at all times and doesn't need to resort to killing or raping someone to beef up his douche credentials. I don't think we'll ever see a stronger contestant in this tournament in terms of pure doucheness and I'll be voting for him the rest of the way.
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Aug 5, 2014 15:59
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Richie Incognito is the platonic ideal of the douchebag.
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Aug 5, 2014 16:01
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Kalli posted:Richie Incognito is the platonic ideal of the douchebag. Yeah, Richie Incognito for being peak douche.
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Aug 5, 2014 16:05
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Richie Incognito oozes douche.
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Aug 5, 2014 16:16
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Aug 5, 2014 16:22
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added that poo poo to the match-up post.
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Aug 5, 2014 16:30
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Richie "The Pussy Slayer" Incognito
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Richie Incognito is a douche of the highest order, the douche to whom all other douches should aspire
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Kalli posted:Richie Incognito is the platonic ideal of the douchebag. Well said. Richie Incognito
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Aug 5, 2014 17:03
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No Safe Word posted:Incognito, though Aldon Smith would give most others a good fight Incognito is the clear winner Yeah, he went all out all year. Aldon just had 2 instances but INCOGNITO was not living up to his namesake.
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Aug 5, 2014 17:20
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At this point who are the people that have a chance against Incognito?
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Aug 5, 2014 17:43
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Aldon Smith drives drunk and gets wasted and fires automatic weapons off. It is only luck that he hasn't killed a person like Josh Brent did. Incognito has been punished by the entire league and will hopefully never play football again. Aldon Smith got suspended for a game or two and will probably be looking at a massive paycheck soon. He hasn't suffered, he hasn't changed, and everyone is just letting him keep ramping up the douchebaggery because he's incredibly talented. Flagrant disregard for the safety of others in the name of your own fun is prototypical douchebaggery. Edit Vvvvvv I wasn't aware of that and I hope something does happen. Chichevache fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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Aug 5, 2014 17:45
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For whatever it's worth Aldon Smith is expected to get a pretty good suspension here in a few days, he's meeting with Goodell on Friday I guess. Voting Incognito personally.
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Aug 5, 2014 17:48
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Kirios posted:At this point who are the people that have a chance against Incognito? Schiano, Bielema, Ole Miss, and 12th Man all have a solid chance to knock him off. I firmly believe Incognito deserves to win and I have something up my sleeve should voting become too close for comfort.
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Aug 5, 2014 17:57
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Richie Incognito is the most douchebaggy NFL football player I have ever heard of. Aldon Smith drove drunk, and not just a little drunk like had a couple beers and made a bad judgement call, but really really blasted drunk, and that's terrible. But it wasn't malicious. It was incredibly irresponsible, but Incognito directly and intentionally abuses everyone around him, including (especially) his own drat teammates. To me, that epitomizes the essence of the word "douchebag."
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Aug 5, 2014 17:57
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I still don't know how Seahawks fans outdouche the bitchfest Alabama fans put on. They literally KILLED someone, for God's sake. How is that less douchey than a bunch of fans wearing a crappy custom jersey?
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Alter Ego posted:I still don't know how Seahawks fans outdouche the bitchfest Alabama fans put on. They literally KILLED someone, for God's sake. How is that less douchey than a bunch of fans wearing a crappy custom jersey? TFF favors the nfl over ncaa.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:25
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Some guy who is a Bama fan literally killed someone because he is a massive prick. I can't pin the murder on the Bama nation, because all of them would have stopped it if they could. Also, that guy would have killed her no matter what team he roots for... because he is crazy. That's not me being a Bama apologist, but having faith that humans don't want to see other humans killed for something Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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Aug 5, 2014 18:26
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Also I believe that murder is explicitly excluded by the contest rules (the perpetrator will be punished by the law).
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Aug 5, 2014 18:30
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Richie Incognito. Way to go Richie. Dummy.
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Aug 5, 2014 18:52
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It's gotta be Incognito because holy poo poo what a supreme douchebag
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Aug 5, 2014 18:59
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Incognito is the epitome of douchebaggery.
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Aldon Smith is going to get someone killed one day, we'll never hear from Incognito again. But I understand that way too many of you had your faces dunked in warcrimes fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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Aug 5, 2014 20:15
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Incognito is Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds, he's practically a caricature of a douche.
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Aug 5, 2014 20:20
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warcrimes posted:Aldon Smith is going to get someone killed one day, we'll never hear from Incognito again. But I understand that way too many of you had your faces dunked in HS.  For real.
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Aug 5, 2014 20:40
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Incognito is human trash, there's no debating that he's basically everything wrong with the whole 'locker room culture' and poo poo buzzwords idiots toss around, but Smith is a literal threat to other people with his douchebaggery. These are both excellent examples of terrible human beings. I have to give it to Aldon Smith, it's quality, not quantity, and in only a few small plays he's managed to be an actual threat to people's lives with his brand of douchebag, wheras Incognito is just a huge prick.
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Aug 5, 2014 20:50
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Richie Incognito. Jesus, it doesn't even sound like a real name, it sounds like an online alias for trading dick pics.
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Aug 5, 2014 21:11
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I can't tell if Aldon Smith is a douche or just some sort of pathetic sociopath. Incognito, however, is purely douche.
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Aug 5, 2014 23:16
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Incognito Thanks Chilichimp! I've had people fill in temporarily in past tournies, and this is the best job I've seen of it yet. I'll be moved into my new apartment Friday and hopefully will have internet soon thereafter, so feel free to just keep rolling with it or appoint someone to do it until I know for sure when I will have more than my phone to post with.
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I'm leaning Incognito (pretty strongly) but could possibly be swayed - What was that business about "automatic weapons" in regards to Smith?
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Aug 6, 2014 00:32
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If the loving Alabama Fanbase didn't win, you could still distill all of the loving depravity and classlessness of that group down into a concentrated, corpuscular pariah and end up with the physical manifestation that is Richie Incognito.
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Dude likes guns. And shooting them. And getting stabbed by gang members. From here unless someone has a better link:quote:Smith decided not to contest charges he possessed three assault rifles, a .308 caliber Armalite AR10-T, Bushmaster ARC for 5.56mm bullets and a .223 caliber Bushmaster Carbon-15 in his rented home in an unincorporated area outside of San Jose in 2012, prosecutors said.
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Chichevache posted:Aldon Smith drives drunk and gets wasted and fires automatic weapons off. It is only luck that he hasn't killed a person like Josh Brent did. A Seahawks fan railing against Aldon Smith for getting off light for drunk driving after he spent time in rehab and is still facing suspension. Meanwhile everyone sort of forgot Marshawn Lynch had a DUI as well.
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Spoeank posted:A Seahawks fan railing against Aldon Smith for getting off light for drunk driving after he spent time in rehab and is still facing suspension. Meanwhile everyone sort of forgot Marshawn Lynch had a DUI as well. And then he proceeded to get drunk and act like an rear end at LAX. After his "rehab".
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Spoeank posted:A Seahawks fan railing against Aldon Smith for getting off light for drunk driving after he spent time in rehab and is still facing suspension. Meanwhile everyone sort of forgot Marshawn Lynch had a DUI as well. Hmm yes I wonder why one DUI is considered to be more of a threat to human life than another- Gerund posted:
Oh poo poo, a piece of human filth leaving a stain of tire filth! Aldon Smith
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Gerund posted:Hmm yes I wonder why one DUI is considered to be more of a threat to human life than another- To be fair Marshawn was actually on the road when he got pulled over. I'm sure Aldon just parked his car in front of that house and floored it into a tree... No seriously that Aldon Smith DUI is insane.
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