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i keep my iphone tucked firmly between my ballsack and shaft, but i suppose that is just male privilege
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Aug 7, 2014 09:17
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i ask my gf this question before and she said girl pants front pockets are really small, and the n also i found out a bunch of the times the pockets u see on girl pants arent even real
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Aug 7, 2014 09:52
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i ask my gf this question before and she said girl pants front pockets are really small, and the n also i found out a bunch of the times the pockets u see on girl pants arent even real
my lady friend wears pants like this sometimes and i go to put my hands in her pocket to be all cute when we are walking together and its like wtf
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Aug 7, 2014 09:55
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- whoflungpoop
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With you and the constellations
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you must have some huge titties to accomplish that feat
nah, any bra can carry a phone
they're highly trained pockets for your tits
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Aug 7, 2014 09:56
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nah, any bra can carry a phone
they're highly trained pockets for your tits
top tier username right here
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Aug 7, 2014 09:56
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nah, any bra can carry a phone
they're highly trained pockets for your tits
There is no way you are hiding a Note 3 in a small bra
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Aug 7, 2014 10:08
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- ass
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my friends obese girlfriend always puts it betweeen her gross saggy tits. i think she thinks it's sexy?
*slowly pulls giant android phone from tits* mmmyeah lets share snapchats *starts furiously sucking on phone*
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Aug 7, 2014 10:13
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- whoflungpoop
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With you and the constellations
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There is no way you are hiding a Note 3 in a small bra
oh yeah it's not hidden, just secured
the titty tote is just temporary storage for when you have many things to carry and no one around to judge you
my friends obese girlfriend always puts it betweeen her gross saggy tits. i think she thinks it's sexy?
refer her to the best practices section of the titty tote manual
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Aug 7, 2014 10:30
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- whoflungpoop
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With you and the constellations
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can confirm that this is in fact the truth and its bullshit. why cant i have pants with good pockets for once goddamn
its even more hosed up with nicer pairs of pants, cause they take the time/fabric to actually include front pockets and then sew them shut
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Aug 7, 2014 12:54
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I think women should have the opportunity to place their phones any which way they choose.
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Aug 7, 2014 13:21
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i ask my gf this question before and she said girl pants front pockets are really small, and the n also i found out a bunch of the times the pockets u see on girl pants arent even real
yeah this really sucks and I hate carrying a purse but with no pockets then there's no alternative. either no pockets, or they're too small so when you put a phone there and start walking it just falls out. so the phone goes in my back pocket....ruined a phone dropping it in the toilet
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Aug 7, 2014 15:11
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- saboten
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yeah this really sucks and I hate carrying a purse but with no pockets then there's no alternative. either no pockets, or they're too small so when you put a phone there and start walking it just falls out. so the phone goes in my back pocket....ruined a phone dropping it in the toilet
i just wear boy pants, problem solved
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Aug 7, 2014 15:20
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I actually carry a purse around now because it's damned useful to have a full size swiss army knife, water bottle, pad of paper, bottle of aspirin, deck of cards, pack of bandages, granola bars, and other handy stuff.
The gals in my family are constantly asking to use stuff because they're apparently incapable of planning ahead.
hahah what
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Aug 7, 2014 15:22
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- cruft
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After carrying a diaper bag everywhere for a year you start to wonder why the volume of things you can carry is limited to pants pockets.
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Aug 7, 2014 15:37
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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cruft knows
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Aug 7, 2014 15:42
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- verily carefree
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i hate when girls Do The Thing™
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Aug 7, 2014 18:31
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- Piso Mojado
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Recent research has shown that keeping a cellular phone device in you back pocket is the leading cause of butt cancer.
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Aug 7, 2014 18:42
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- Valeyard
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oh yeah it's not hidden, just secured
Gonna need some evidence here
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Aug 7, 2014 18:59
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- cruft
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This is ingenious.
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Aug 7, 2014 19:20
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- veilo
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Same reason guys store their electronic devices in their jockstraps/y-fronts.
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Aug 8, 2014 04:50
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