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ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

quote:

Finally, I had to hire someone for the cleric position:

I considered Sheri, my girlfriend, for the cleric position.
I considered Rachel, a human who applied for the job, for the cleric position. (Needs to have Graduated and 25 Gold)
I considered Barry, a human who applied for the job, for the Cleric position.

quote:

I considered Sheri, my girlfriend, for the cleric position
Reasons to hire Sheri for the fighter position:
-I was in love.

Reasons against:
-No cleric experience, but willing to learn.

Overall cleric rating: 1

I considered Barry, a human who applied for the job, for the cleric position
Reasons to hire Sheri for the fighter position:
-He applied for the job.

Reasons against:
-Although already a priest, he has very little experience.
-Has no equipment.

Overall cleric rating: 1

STATS posted:

Krogg the Romk, a troll necromancer
Age: 20
You are destined for hell: 102 evil karma
Body: 50%
Personality: 16%
Willpower: 20%
Fame: 2%

Gold: 0

INVENTORY:
A magical amulet that my grandfather used to own.
Ring of Courage
My wizardly robes

MAGIC:

Alchemy: 7%
Conjuration: 2%
Divination: 16%
Enchantment: 16%
Healing: 35%
Illusion: 16%
Necromancy: 35%
Summoning: 12%
Transmutation: 16%

KNOWLEDGE:

Arcana: 55%
Agriculture: 10%
Diplomacy: 25%
Economics:10%
Fighting: 77%
Geography: 5%
History: 40%
Nature: 15%
Religion: 5%
Smithing: 42%
Thievery: 0%
Warcraft: 10%

FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS:
Familiar: George the rat
My horse named Horse

- a dwarf named Sheri, my girlfriend
- A golem named iGor, whom I created myself
-a human named Marus, the thief from my adventuring days.

FACTIONS:
Kingdom Citizens: 20
Royal Family: 0
Elves: -50
Dwarves: 10
Orcs: -30
Thieves Guild: 0
Mage Guild: 25
Fighter Guild: 0

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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Hope Sheri won't be surprised when she finds out she signed up for Team Evil.

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013
Let's see, one has an education and we love the other one. Right, Sheri it is.

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Sorry Barry, nepotism is a bitch. Sheri.

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Our love who doesn't have any experience in the field and a real ordained priest both have a cleric rating of 1. So it looks like in this universe religion does have something to do with love! What a refreshing thought.

Get our girl to do the priestly things. Just skip the chastity bit.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

quote:

My party was complete. The four of us had a good long talk about the kinds of missions we'd like to do and how we would go about doing them. I soon learned that my partners were terrible with money: My golem had no money, the cleric offered it all to charity, and the thief lost it through gambling as fast as it was made. The result was that I was left to outfitting the party.

We looked over our equipment and trained in our skills before we left.

Equip iGor, the fighter.
Equip Maris, the thief.
Equip Sheri, the cleric.
Train iGor myself. (Needs Fighting Skill)

Train Maris myself. (Needs Thievery Skill)
Train Sheri myself. (Needs Healing Skill)
Journey onward.

Now, like I said, I'll be equipping and training everyone myself because otherwise it'd just be jumping around menus for days. And they only have positive effects so, whatever.

iGor, the fighter posted:

Train iGor myself (Needs Fighting Skill)

We trained for many hours. I was able to teach iGor a few things.

Smith a regular sword. (15 Smithing)

I borrowed a smithy from a blacksmith I knew in Tornassa. I proceeded to forge a standard blade for iGor. It was good work.

Maris, the thief posted:

Smith a regular dagger. (15 Smithing)

I borrowed a smithy from a blacksmith I knew in Tornassa. I proceeded to forge a standard dagger for Maris. It was good work.

Sheri, the cleric posted:

Train Sheri myself (Needs Healing Skill)

We trained for many hours. I was able to teach Sheri a few things.

Smith a regular mace. (15 Smithing)

I borrowed a smithy from a blacksmith I knew in Tornassa. I proceeded to forge a standard mace for Sheri. It was good work.

quote:

We packed up our belongings and left the tavern.

Our first job came to us where first jobs usually did. We were sitting around the Full Cup Inn and drinking. We were also discussing tactics, but often the useful conversation gave way to the useless after as the night wore on. A caravan guard from a nearby town came into our tavern complaining that he had been robbed. He said that a group of kobold bandits were charging people a toll for using a kingdom road. It was a small band, so the royal guards hadn't been sent. This was our chance to begin our new careers. We left immediately.

Horse, my horse, was very impatient at our slow progress. I knew that we would have to get mounts for everyone eventually if we wanted to take jobs that were further away. We hadn't gone far down the forest road when five kobolds stepped in front of us.

"Give us your money!" they exclaimed upon our arrival.

I cast several fire bolts at them. (Needs 20 Conjuration)
I told them that they didn't have the legal right to collect a toll on that road. (Needs 20 Geography)

I told iGor to attack. (Needs Fighter Power 4)
I didn't think we were ready, so I did as they requested.


STATS posted:

Krogg the Romk, a troll necromancer
Age: 20
You are destined for hell: 102 evil karma
Body: 50%
Personality: 16%
Willpower: 20%
Fame: 2%

Gold: 0

INVENTORY:
A magical amulet that my grandfather used to own.
Ring of Courage
My wizardly robes

MAGIC:

Alchemy: 7%
Conjuration: 2%
Divination: 16%
Enchantment: 16%
Healing: 35%
Illusion: 16%
Necromancy: 35%
Summoning: 12%
Transmutation: 16%

KNOWLEDGE:

Arcana: 55%
Agriculture: 10%
Diplomacy: 25%
Economics:10%
Fighting: 77%
Geography: 5%
History: 40%
Nature: 15%
Religion: 5%
Smithing: 42%
Thievery: 0%
Warcraft: 10%

FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS:
Familiar: George the rat
My horse named Horse

MY PARTY
Fighter: a golem named iGor of power: 8, wielding his sword
Thief: a human named Maris of power: 2, wielding her dagger
Fighter: My girlfriend, a dwarf named Sheri of power: 3, wielding her mace


FACTIONS:
Kingdom Citizens: 20
Royal Family: 0
Elves: -50
Dwarves: 10
Orcs: -30
Thieves Guild: 0
Mage Guild: 25
Fighter Guild: 0

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers

petrol blue fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Aug 7, 2014

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Will you post the smithing options next time so we can sperg about what to do so we make cool poo poo?

Also if we have an option where the options are either "do a single thing" or fail, could you just like, pick that thing? It's hardly a choice usually.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
IGor SMASH PUNY KOBOLDS. We'll show them the magic of BEATINGS!

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Do the thing.

Saitorr
Dec 23, 2008

YES THE CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES IN BOTH COLOR AND LENGTH
Ha ha ha, we have 0 gold so who cares?

Give them the money.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Saitorr posted:

Ha ha ha, we have 0 gold so who cares?

Give them the money.

Success provides stats! Do the thing!

NinetySevenA
Feb 10, 2013


fight the kobolds.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Will you post the smithing options next time so we can sperg about what to do so we make cool poo poo?

Also if we have an option where the options are either "do a single thing" or fail, could you just like, pick that thing? It's hardly a choice usually.

Okay, I'll post the other options next time. And, yeah, I might just take the "you win" options.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Mmmm, yiss.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

"iGor, activate DEATHMAKER.exe, please".
"YES MASTER"

Then reanimate the corpses to take over for our lovely thief.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

quote:

There weren't too many of them, so I sent iGor into the fray. iGor had no trouble bashing their little reptile skulls in. I even learned a few tricks while watching.
(Fighting +5, Warcraft +5)

It was a good victory and a nice start to our adventuring days. We returned to the tavern and told everyone that the road was now safe. A few caravaners gave us some gold for our troubles.

I happily accepted the reward.
I demanded more money for our efforts.
I told them that no reward was necessary.



STATS posted:

Krogg the Romk, a troll necromancer
Age: 20
You are destined for hell: 102 evil karma
Body: 50%
Personality: 16%
Willpower: 20%
Fame: 2%

Gold: 0

INVENTORY:
A magical amulet that my grandfather used to own.
Ring of Courage
My wizardly robes

MAGIC:

Alchemy: 7%
Conjuration: 2%
Divination: 16%
Enchantment: 16%
Healing: 35%
Illusion: 16%
Necromancy: 35%
Summoning: 12%
Transmutation: 16%

KNOWLEDGE:

Arcana: 55%
Agriculture: 10%
Diplomacy: 25%
Economics:10%
Fighting: 82%
Geography: 5%
History: 40%
Nature: 15%
Religion: 5%
Smithing: 42%
Thievery: 0%
Warcraft: 15%

FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS:
Familiar: George the rat
My horse named Horse

MY PARTY
Fighter: a golem named iGor of power: 8, wielding his sword
Thief: a human named Maris of power: 2, wielding her dagger
Fighter: My girlfriend, a dwarf named Sheri of power: 3, wielding her mace

FACTIONS:
Kingdom Citizens: 20
Royal Family: 0
Elves: -50
Dwarves: 10
Orcs: -30
Thieves Guild: 0
Mage Guild: 25
Fighter Guild: 0

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Just take the offer. We're a necromancer, not a Randroid.
(iGor might be)

Ghostwoods
May 9, 2013

Say "Cheese!"
Happily accept our just rewards. We're evil, not stupid, and we need good word of mouth.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Glad to be of service, my good peasant. Now give me all your money.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

Greed is good, baby.

Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind
Our services require more money.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
Nah, we need rep more than a few gold more. Take what they offer, and save the price-gouging for when there's a bigger stake.

Amnistar
Nov 6, 2008

I am a wizard, not a poet.
Take the offered gold. If I thought returning the gold wouldn't net us Good points I'd suggest that.

Saitorr
Dec 23, 2008

YES THE CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES IN BOTH COLOR AND LENGTH
Demand more money

We're a badass troll wizard who murdered his best friend, guys.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

petrol blue posted:

Nah, we need rep more than a few gold more.

I call your reasoning into question on the grounds that we have literally no gold.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Don't be greedy

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Take what is offered. We can issue demands after we have an army of the damned.

NinetySevenA
Feb 10, 2013


Refuse the reward.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

quote:

It was our rightful pay, and we needed the money.
(Gold +60, Fame +1)

We spent several days at the Full Cup Inn as we looked for our next job. There was a dwarf shopkeeper who had a task for us; a couple of orcs had stolen his wife's diamond necklace. We learned that the orcs had a camp just outside of Tornassa.

It wasn't difficult to find the orc encampment. We spoke to the three warriors who were living there, and they said that they took the necklace because the dwarf owed them money for services that they had provided but hadn't been paid for. They claimed to have been working as guards for the dwarf's store. I wasn't sure about this arrangement; perhaps if they had been half-orcs it would have made sense, but full orcs were not reliable and likely wouldn't have been hired.

I felt that they deserved the necklace, so I told them so, even though it meant we would fail the quest. (Needs 20 Personality)
I sent in Maris, the thief, to steal it back. (Needs Thief Power 5)
I cast an Enchantment spell to make the orcs want to give me the necklace. (Needs 30 Enchantment)
I cast a Transmutation spell to turn the ground into mud. (Needs 20 Transmutation)

I didn't see any safe way to recover the necklace, so we gave up.

quote:

We simply walked away; the orcs looked too tough for us.

I was beginning to get used to living at the Full Cup Inn. It got loud at times, but it was nice to be so close to my party. The room I shared with my girlfriend Sheri was just the right size. It wasn't always peaceful.

I remember the time iGor, our golem fighter, had a glitch in its enchantment.
I remember the time I caught Maris, our thief, stealing from me.



STATS posted:

Krogg the Romk, a troll necromancer
Age: 20
You are destined for hell: 102 evil karma
Body: 50%
Personality: 16%
Willpower: 20%
Fame: 3%

Gold: 60

INVENTORY:
A magical amulet that my grandfather used to own.
Ring of Courage
My wizardly robes

MAGIC:

Alchemy: 7%
Conjuration: 2%
Divination: 16%
Enchantment: 16%
Healing: 35%
Illusion: 16%
Necromancy: 35%
Summoning: 12%
Transmutation: 16%

KNOWLEDGE:

Arcana: 55%
Agriculture: 10%
Diplomacy: 25%
Economics:10%
Fighting: 82%
Geography: 5%
History: 40%
Nature: 15%
Religion: 5%
Smithing: 42%
Thievery: 0%
Warcraft: 15%

FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS:
Familiar: George the rat
My horse named Horse

MY PARTY
Fighter: a golem named iGor of power: 8, wielding his sword
Thief: a human named Maris of power: 2, wielding her dagger
Fighter: My girlfriend, a dwarf named Sheri of power: 3, wielding her mace

FACTIONS:
Kingdom Citizens: 20
Royal Family: 0
Elves: -50
Dwarves: 10
Orcs: -30
Thieves Guild: 0
Mage Guild: 25
Fighter Guild: 0

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

10 Kill things
20 GOTO 10
30 WAIT until ordered to kill again

Wait, poo poo. A bug.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
//Attack script
IF Owner = Don't Kill;
Else = Kill;

... Wait, poo poo! Forgot to add new party members to the exception! Need to update the robot!

Drowning Rabbit
Oct 28, 2003

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
God drat, I knew being an iGor early adopter would bite us in the rear end!

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Patching the bug required a large mallet. Lets hope this won't void the warranty!

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
I reckon we might as well get the disloyal thief scene out the way, though lets try not to break their fingers, hmm?

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

quote:

He walked into our room without opening the door, sending shattered pieces of wood everywhere. We thought it was a one-time occurrence, but then he did it to the front door of the inn as well.

I considered it a cute quirk and left it alone.
I fixed the problem.

chiefnewo
May 21, 2007

You should probably get that fixed, we don't want to be spending all our reward money on damage repayments like some sort of horrible children's cartoon.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

Awww, that's adoorable. :3:

Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
Either A: We have a Golem that can't open doors, or B: We have a dramatic entrance Golem.

I'm torn on my vote.

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Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Fix

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