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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sometimes I get online and I'm like 'alright I wanna look at some really hosed up porn' and meh.

maybe I just don't know where to look.

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

RedMage129 posted:

Why ya'll still so obsessed with cucking? Also, people making a whole "identity" based around how they like to achieve orgasms is pretty dumb.

im gay

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

My diagnosis as an internet doctor would be abandonment issues with his mother combined with his father's unhealthy attitudes toward women and intimacy leading to your diagnosis of "extreme materialism" as a defense mechanism. Good consult, Dr. Kyrie eleison.

I would have said that the subject probably fits within the parameters of a normal person in most respects, and is probably able to achieve normalcy in terms of school, work, relationships. However, the subject has some flaw of person or personality that gives him a crude, oafish or hateful aspect, with the result that people who choose to have relationships with the subject tend to be drawn from the unperceptive or unselective. Consequently, the subject has learned contempt for the people he knows most closely, and extrapolated his experiences to the general.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
so basically i'm an rear end in a top hat surrounded by assholes..i'll go with that

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
it's not contempt..it's weariness. different

just as i am weary of this thread

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
i like to cum in my hand and slap myself

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
i like to choke myself out watching hobos pass in the night

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
i like to gently caress people who like me as a person and who i have a connection with


weird, i know


also black dudes

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


i like it rough

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

etalian posted:

yes thanks to porn all types of deforestation is now popular.

I like having a smooth sack and I sure as hell don't like having to navigate curly hairs with my teeth or worse get stubble rash on my upper lip

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

it's cool when you really like a woman and want to put your penis in her vagina, and she also wants you to do that.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Torka posted:

it's cool when you really like a woman and want to put your penis in her vagina, and she also wants you to do that.

And financial transactions are not involved.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
touching a butt is nice too

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

oval office raja posted:

touching a butt is nice too


mmmm yeah

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009


sup goonbabies :bigtran:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:



sup goonbabies :bigtran:

what the gently caress is wrong with you, NMS that poo poo.

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

wit posted:

I like to hear about the really unattainable ones. Like guys who are only into women who are 50ft tall. Sure they can date a really tall girl and yeah they can watch them stomp around a little model city (sometimes for imitation crab meat). But still...sigh.

I like the ones that are so baffling and non-sexual that they go all the way through "weird" and come out on "endearing," like guys who are crazy for balloons (I think it's great that some of them can only get off if the balloon pops and other guys have a terror of them popping; do they need separate halls at kink conventions?), or for girls dressed as clowns and sitting on cakes.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

lonesomedwarf posted:

Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more.

hahahahahaha *laugh track*

i love bbt

incidentally that show is also my fetish

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

wit posted:

I like to hear about the really unattainable ones. Like guys who are only into women who are 50ft tall. Sure they can date a really tall girl and yeah they can watch them stomp around a little model city (sometimes for imitation crab meat). But still...sigh.
I'm feeling disappointed that I never got the chance to hook up with a guy with this fetish because I would love to dress up as a sexy Godzilla and trash the gently caress out of a little model city.

Companion Cube posted:

I like the ones that are so baffling and non-sexual that they go all the way through "weird" and come out on "endearing," like guys who are crazy for balloons (I think it's great that some of them can only get off if the balloon pops and other guys have a terror of them popping; do they need separate halls at kink conventions?), or for girls dressed as clowns and sitting on cakes.
Guys with really weird fetishes are usually very aware & apologetic of how weird their fetishes are and also incredibly gracious if you are willing to play along and I do think that is endearing. Although it's sad that we've repressed people's sexuality to a point where they can't just enjoy their fetish of a clown girl sitting on a cake without some level of shame.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I don't think I have any fetishes. Is it possible to cultivate one?

Trixie Hardcore posted:

dress up as a sexy Godzilla and trash the gently caress out of a little model city.

like that one for example I would very much like to get off doing this

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

wit posted:

I like to hear about the really unattainable ones. Like guys who are only into women who are 50ft tall. Sure they can date a really tall girl and yeah they can watch them stomp around a little model city (sometimes for imitation crab meat). But still...sigh.

I have a friend who dated a guy who was into that. He'd build little cities out of legos and such, then lay on the floor and jerk off while she stomped and kicked it all over.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
there's no way that's an actual fetish

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

there's no way that's an actual fetish

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Vernii posted:

I have a friend who dated a guy who was into that. He'd build little cities out of legos and such, then lay on the floor and jerk off while she stomped and kicked it all over.

Was he also into foot torture? Because stepping on Legos hurts like a motherfucker.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

there's no way that's an actual fetish
It totally is.

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

I don't think I have any fetishes. Is it possible to cultivate one?



I've done it. Just start thinking of something as the sexiest thing ever and jerk off to it a few times. Your brain will get confused and start loving it.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

I don't think I have any fetishes. Is it possible to cultivate one?

Try everything & keep a detailed journal of how hard/wet you get from each thing, then just put them in order from hottest to nottest.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Mike the TV posted:

I've done it. Just start thinking of something as the sexiest thing ever and jerk off to it a few times. Your brain will get confused and start loving it.

forum user Mike the TV

:mrgw::fh:

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Try everything & keep a detailed journal of how hard/wet you get from each thing, then just put them in order from hottest to nottest.

doubles as evidence in any eventual sexual misconduct trial you mayface in the future

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Although it's sad that we've repressed people's sexuality to a point where they can't just enjoy their fetish of a clown girl sitting on a cake without some level of shame.
We've repressed people's sexuality to a point where they have a fetish of a clown girl sitting on a cake.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Vernii posted:

Joke would be on you when they don't get convicted anyway.


Honestly from what I've encountered, the more feminist a woman is, the more likely she's into being treated with severe cruelty in bed or play.

Of course. Aside from the fact that a lot of feminisms are slave moralities, a feminist is more likely to be aware of her weakness. "Look at me I'm a big girl, playing with the boys".


Maoist Pussy posted:

people who choose to have relationships with the subject tend to be drawn from the unperceptive or unselective. Consequently, the subject has learned contempt for the people he knows most closely, and extrapolated his experiences to the general.

What do you mean by unperceptive or unselective?

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Benny Harvey posted:

What do you mean by unperceptive or unselective?
Stupid, oblivious, naive, desperate, etc.

Also I'm a pretty big feminist and I love pegging dudes in the rear end.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Secks Cauldron posted:

Stupid, oblivious, naive, desperate, etc.

Also I'm a pretty big feminist and I love pegging dudes in the rear end.

You go girl!

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Secks Cauldron posted:

Stupid, oblivious, naive, desperate, etc.

Also I'm a pretty big feminist and I love pegging dudes in the rear end.

realtalk, how can i get my girl to start mashing plastic penises into my bum

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Why are there so many dude foot fetishists anyway

wit
Jul 26, 2011

oval office raja posted:

Why are there so many dude foot fetishists anyway

Why are there so many women who absolutely hate their feet?

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW


im into it

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Mulefisk posted:

realtalk, how can i get my girl to start mashing plastic penises into my bum
You can ask her in plain language, or you can give her very obvious visual cues. For example, don't wear pants when you go grocery shopping, and rub your rear end against the biggest cucumbers you can find. You can also post poo poo about how women are naturally submissive, which is another way of asking for it.

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Benny Harvey posted:

What do you mean by unperceptive or unselective?

I think he means that Mr. Sadfuck only dates women who are dumb, have low standards or don't pick up on the sociopathic red flags he's throwing up because they are dumb and have low standards.

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