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Light Gun Man posted:I have balls that are like, big enough to get in the way sometimes? I don't know what is considered large, or how one is supposed to measure sack size. Water displacement? Anyway it's hard to sleep on my side unless I pull them forward and can be painful to drive in cars with low amounts of legroom. Ask me anything, I guess. Do you feel more vulnerable because of your big balls?
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I find the most erotic part of the man to be the veiny, thick, over 7" of man meat I'm packing. Kif, get my tape measure.
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If you can't fit a guy's balls in your anus the balls are too big imo
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Do you feel more vulnerable because of your big balls? It does seem like a an obvious weak point to be exploited by attackers, yes. This is a disadvantage of external genitals. Advantages of external genitals: easier to write your name in the snow with piss.
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sex is actually pretty cool and getting along with the opposite sex is cool too. i guess my fetish is emotional pain (i don't take emotions so seriously). a kind of occasional bloodletting, maybe its even fun for me. this has been a hugsquad update, great balltalk going on
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:sex is actually pretty cool and getting along with the opposite sex is cool too. i guess my fetish is emotional pain (i don't take emotions so seriously). a kind of occasional bloodletting, maybe its even fun for me. this has been a hugsquad update, great balltalk going on get out nerd moron idiot
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:sex is actually pretty cool and getting along with the opposite sex is cool too. i guess my fetish is emotional pain (i don't take emotions so seriously). a kind of occasional bloodletting, maybe its even fun for me. this has been a hugsquad update, great balltalk going on you need jesus
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Trixie Hardcore posted:But did you get the dicks? This is important. i got more of them than I wanted Trixie Hardcore posted:oval office Raja, post the dicks if I ever need a dick lawyer, i will hook up my old desktop and send you the folder they're not interesting they're just dicks
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to be clear I wanted zero, but after the person was all "oh, okay" to "I need photographic evidence" instead of telling me to gently caress off, curiosity drove me to continue how many goon dicks could i collect how many goon dicks were just really boring looking how many dudes would argue with me about what they needed to use to measure
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oval office raja posted:to be clear I wanted zero, but after the person was all "oh, okay" to "I need photographic evidence" instead of telling me to gently caress off, curiosity drove me to continue Did you run the data? Can you post some kind of graph? I loving love graphs
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Did you run the data? Can you post some kind of graph? I loving love graphs no, it's all in a notepad file i'm going to end up hooking that computer up for goondilz, aren't i
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i'm still awake, waiting for the goonch. i must sleep pls!!!!
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oval office raja posted:no, it's all in a notepad file Thats quite an industril set of anal beads. & Yes.
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oval office raja posted:to be clear I wanted zero, but after the person was all "oh, okay" to "I need photographic evidence" instead of telling me to gently caress off, curiosity drove me to continue This is a real shame because you would think if anyone could spice up a boring dick it would be a goon.
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staberind posted:Thats quite an industril set of anal beads. just in case youre being serious, thats a ball gauge
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*staberind shifts uncomfortably in his seat* "Duh, I knew that! I was making a j-joke!" *lifts himself from the chair slightly, sweating profusely*
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Trixie Hardcore posted:This is a real shame because you would think if anyone could spice up a boring dick it would be a goon. one spiced it up by putting a quarter on the top for scale like, the top, looking down, from his POV, not balanced on the tip while he was lying down idk it amused the hell out of me
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EA Sports posted:ive jacked off at least once a day since i was 14. if i had collected the semen in that time, i could have filled a kiddy pool with it. also i would probably think that's hot somehow. I've jacked off I guess at least 3 times a day on average for decades. I'm not gonna measure that in 'kiddy pools.' Three to five times a day or more was not uncommon in my very prolonged adolescence. A sort of Tantric guru I met a few years ago told me about a Hindu teaching that guys would literally die from essence loss after X number of orgasms in a lifetime (I forget the value he gave for X). Hence the common Tantra teaching that, "Women may cum at will but men should hold it in." I told Mr Guru I'd already be dead multiple times over if this was true. One person's kink is another person's 'vanilla', and sexual mores change over time in a given society. With about 19/20 porn pic series and videos (so I've heard) ending with guys spurting on a woman's face/tits/mouth, surely such spermy art is no longer a kink but the norm for many rooters. Wouldn't about 2/3 of all adults view Net porn? So do male partners whose partners won't let them blow a load 'a la face' find them perverted? I suspect more men than women would find facials non-deviant, above a certain age... younger women use porn about as much as guys so probably get their sense of 'normalcy' from porn about as much as younger guys. Makes ya
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That was so many words about cum. Think we finally found the curator for our cum museum whether we wanted to or not
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Trixie Hardcore posted:That was so many words about cum. You are very kind, surely there could be no greater honour.
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Laura showed me her titties once
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Izumi Konata posted:bulma is such a ho. she was married 2 yamcha, but vegeta hosed her until she loved him bulma
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so how about them sexual deviances. what hosed-up poo poo did you do today?
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read these posts
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Cardiovorax posted:so how about them sexual deviances. what hosed-up poo poo did you do today? I like people to record videos of other people having sex, upload it to the internet and then I masturbate to that.
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that is pretty hosed up but generic. did you wank it to any molluscs or what?
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20+ page thread about sex in GBS
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also, during a conversation in the wee hours of the morning earlier today, I realized that I find most butt-stuff weird and off-putting (am not interested in the months of stretching with stuff from Amazon it would take for me to be able to do it with someone who isn't underendowed) but I think ladies fisting other ladies is not weird so basically what we like, or at least are fine with doing to others, isn't weird, but stuff we're not fans of is weird
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Oh look, the frumpy gals of GBS are here to talk about how much sexperience they have. Interesting stuff, lol.
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mom keeps complaining that i spend all my SSI money on tape and piss buckets for my wierd fetish.. im like come on mom drat way to de-enable my self actualization, your triggering me
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Obamacareshugsquad gimmick is much improved by reimagining his posts as voice overs from the hit show time show "dexter"
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Daikatana, what is your favorite sexual position?Theshby posted:Obamacareshugsquad gimmick is much improved by reimagining his posts as voice overs from the hit show time show "dexter" I think it's better if you imagine he's David Axelrod irl
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Theshby posted:Obamacareshugsquad gimmick is much improved by reimagining his posts as voice overs from the hit show time show "dexter" i hear them in a sort of gollum voice
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Oh look, the frumpy gals of GBS are here to talk about how much sexperience they have. Interesting stuff, lol. i prefer 'matronly'
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I prefer "spinsterish"
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i prefer "a dude."
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Fat more like
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