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scalded schlong posted:there is a level beyond sexdoll unfortunately
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I think sex dolls are great because it's natural for people to desire physical intimacy but not every person is capable of attracting a partner or even interacting with other humans so if these men can form a satisfying facsimile of a relationship with a doll then I'm glad for it. Also, time these men spend primping, posing & penetrating their dolls is time they can't spend working on the soundproof mobile rape chamber they would otherwise be devoting their energies to. e: I wonder if the silicone sex doll owners look down on the stuffed sex doll owners because I bet they are all the kind of person who can't stop talking about how their new sex doll is the best sex doll & you need to upgrade. Trixie Hardcore fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Aug 24, 2014 |
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Wasn't there some autistic dollfucker who spent a ton of time carving to-scale, anatomically-correct human skeletons out of wood so he could realistically pose his rubber furry fucktoys? I remember it being the perfect storm of creepy.
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TOILETLORD posted:why when you can get the real thing for 10 bucks But you have to pay each time.
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Wild T posted:Wasn't there some autistic dollfucker who spent a ton of time carving to-scale, anatomically-correct human skeletons out of wood so he could realistically pose his rubber furry fucktoys? I remember it being the perfect storm of creepy. So he was smart enough to make one of those things but didn't stop to consider lifting?
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notice that these are all white ppl
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Shoutout to all my juggalo dollfuckers
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Xarthor posted:Shoutout to all my juggalo dollfuckers How did the first one die?
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ilikedirt posted:notice that these are all white ppl i did notice
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Rambling Robot posted:Ashleigh Nichole Soan-Havens Jinkies!
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Aug 24, 2014 22:14
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I bet if you inflated your cheapo gently caress doll with nitrous oxide it would be a real laff riot.
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Aug 25, 2014 04:15
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A pirate fills his with Ar but then he has to treat her like a queen.
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I don't like them. I never could date an airhead.
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I tried to share some good black tar H with one, but it was a real let-down.
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Don't forget non-human sex dolls. They have a place in this thread, too. No, really. All of those are for loving, apparently. apparently, they're a part of a photo album entitled "Happy Valentines Day". 
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TOILETLORD posted:so did the seaman get blamed? And a "5". While I'd never gently caress these cheap plastic sex dolls for the aforementioned laughter induced flaccidity, I would gently caress a Realdoll a lot probably. I've often thought it would be hilarious to "aggressively borrow" a Realdoll from some dude who had a dedicated relationship with it, then send him videos of your sexual escapades and adventures with his sultry synthetic partner. Walks on the beach, boogie boarding, white-water rafting, maybe even ski ball. Those combined with the Realdoll creampie pictures you sent would probably just rip his dick off. I could never bring myself to drop 6500 bucks on one, but I could totally bang some neckbeard's after I had cleaned it with bleach. Some of these dudes really love their pricey jizz receptacles.
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Last time I was in New Jersey, I filled one with Hydrogen. That was a real blast, I tell you wut.
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Calvin and Hanna: The Puberty Years
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loving an inflated Pokemon sure that makes sense but an inflated alligator? No, just no, that's hosed up.
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I mean, like all of us haven't imagined loving Squirtle or Bulbasaur? They are basically built for sex.
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Nope. Okay, nope. I temporarily win the thread (if there are winners in this horrible place); I found the creepiest sex doll.    http://imgur.com/Cn5nwxg Can there be an Emoticon stronger than  ? Like, that smiley except he starts barfing up blood and dies? Please? We could call it :horrorbarf:.
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Freakbox posted:Nope. Okay, nope. I temporarily win the thread; I found the creepiest sex doll.  I bet that smells like mildew and shame.
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There was a pikachu one on the same page, but somehow that one just seems all the more disturbing.
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Cruel, unethical punishment widely reviled in today's academic and political climate. Objects of derision and scorn. 
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You know...I have to ask now: how do you clean the cloth fuckdolls? I mean...everyone knows some kid with a ratty-rear end stuffed animal that gets covered in dirt and tears and snot and kid-spit. They're germy disgusting biohazards that you have to sneak away from the kid to throw in the washing machine...but those things are too big for a washing machine, so... ...... 
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Freakbox posted:Nope. Okay, nope. I temporarily win the thread (if there are winners in this horrible place); I found the creepiest sex doll. That's not where tits go on a horse! Megafail!
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Freakbox posted:You know...I have to ask now: how do you clean the cloth fuckdolls? I mean...everyone knows some kid with a ratty-rear end stuffed animal that gets covered in dirt and tears and snot and kid-spit. They're germy disgusting biohazards that you have to sneak away from the kid to throw in the washing machine...but those things are too big for a washing machine, so... Not quite too big for those big jumbo sized machines at the laundromat, though. Nothing quite so horrific as watching a life-sized humanoid doll figure being jostled behind a giant glass screen like they're drowning.
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Freakbox posted:You know...I have to ask now: how do you clean the cloth fuckdolls? I mean...everyone knows some kid with a ratty-rear end stuffed animal that gets covered in dirt and tears and snot and kid-spit. They're germy disgusting biohazards that you have to sneak away from the kid to throw in the washing machine...but those things are too big for a washing machine, so...  Based on Boobs McGee here I would assume they don't get cleaned very often or very well. Maybe if they're lucky an occasional Febreezing.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Not quite too big for those big jumbo sized machines at the laundromat, though. Nothing quite so horrific as watching a life-sized humanoid doll figure being jostled behind a giant glass screen like they're drowning. "Oh no, don't worry- it's not a real person! Just my cloth sexdoll; she was gettin' kinda musty hyuck hyuck  "Okay: someone, someday, needs to buy or borrow one of these and film themselves trying to take it to a laundromat and washing it in front of a bunch of horrified strangers. Freakbox fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Aug 25, 2014 |
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Freakbox posted:"Oh no, don't worry- it's not a real person! Just my cloth sexdoll; she was gettin' kinda musty hyuck hyuck "Ya know, they say these things can't get pregnant, but that doesn't mean you CAN'T have a surprise growing in there..."
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 this is the best one yet
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I think sex dolls are great because it's natural for people to desire physical intimacy but not every person is capable of attracting a partner or even interacting with other humans so if these men can form a satisfying facsimile of a relationship with a doll then I'm glad for it. Also, time these men spend primping, posing & penetrating their dolls is time they can't spend working on the soundproof mobile rape chamber they would otherwise be devoting their energies to. id smash the tan doll on the left and id make sure to death grip choke her as I ejaculate and later drain my cum out of "her"
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I prefer my sex does to bare some effect of the genuine article. Human taxidermy is way underground in flesh-like/sex doll scene.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:loving an inflated Pokemon sure that makes sense but an inflated alligator? No, just no, that's hosed up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7TUr047h7o would
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:id smash the tan doll on the left and id make sure to death grip choke her as I ejaculate and later drain my cum out of "her" This helped drain the cum out of "me".
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:id smash the tan doll on the left and id make sure to death grip choke her as I ejaculate and later drain my cum out of "her" The Mercedes? Really? I guess it's fine if you like an obsolete fuckdoll. *yawns, puts arm around small Japanese silicone sex doll* Kimiko-chan here's got a load sensor that measures & grades my spunk and uploads it to my CumKeeper app via Bluetooth.
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no joke these dolls make me feel sick just looking at them and i can look at some hosed up things and not feel sick i mean sick like a feeling of filth that has penetrated to the inside of me
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that wasn't meant to be a pun and also it's been ages and i still wouldn't gently caress one of those horrible things why don't these people just masturbate
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uncanny valley as gently caress itt
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