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Intel&Sebastian

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I also enjoy how in America you can gently caress around all you want with your gun in your home and no matter what or who you shoot you can say this magical phrase and never be investigated further: "I was cleaning it and it just went off"

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Punk da Bundo

by FactsAreUseless
we need to do a study of the average penis size of gun owners to see what the root of the problem is here.

im gay

Sexgun Rasputin

by Ralp

(and can't post for 662 days!)

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I also enjoy how in America you can gently caress around all you want with your gun in your home and no matter what or who you shoot you can say this magical phrase and never be investigated further: "I was cleaning it and it just went off"

uh unless you damage someone else's property or a living thing

Intel&Sebastian

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

uh unless you damage someone else's property or a living thing

Yeah that's when you say it, you may need to have a legal wizard invoke the more complicated versions of the spell if you hit anything important but it's basically the same thing.

Sexgun Rasputin

by Ralp

(and can't post for 662 days!)

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Yeah that's when you say it, you may need to have a legal wizard invoke the more complicated versions of the spell if you hit anything important but it's basically the same thing.

i don't believe u

Intel&Sebastian

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

i don't believe u

If you won't believe me, perhaps the erstwhile lead singer of PULP and britpop sex icon Mr. Jarvis Cocker could convince you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn4Wb0bQjzQ

fist4jesus
Suicide, stripper or both?

Fog Tripper

by Smythe

Fatkraken posted:

If a black man was practising open carry and fully complying with all attendant laws, and a white police officer shot him without provocation, whose side would the racist gun lovers come down on? Would they go into a feedback loop and seize up entirely?

was the black open carrier a gun loving racist?

Fog Tripper

by Smythe

AkumaHokoru posted:

Why the gently caress were they using live ammo with a 9 year old?
Why the gently caress did they start her firearms training with an automatic weapon?
Can the parents be charged in this? (please tell me so)

- they were idiots
- they were idiots
- why would the parents be charged? Charged for what?

Starving Autist

by Ralp

Fog Tripper posted:

- they were idiots
- they were idiots
- why would the parents be charged? Charged for what?

negligent homicide?

Intel&Sebastian

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Fog Tripper posted:

- why would the parents be charged? Charged for what?

Range fees and wasted ammo (pro-rated to not include bullets that thankfully killed an idiot gun man)

Intel&Sebastian

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

negligent homicide?

My assertion that saying "I was cleaning my gun and it went off" will get you out of any and all consequences of loving around with your gun has more legal basis than this

ElGroucho

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Anybody who wears camo pants and isn't:

1. Being forced to
or
2. Sneaking up on something

Get's the bozak

old beast lunatic

by Hand Knit
Today I will wear my camo pants to the range and get owned by a little girl in pink shorts. This is how I die, lol.

Intel&Sebastian

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

InterFaced posted:

Today I will wear my camo pants to the range and get owned by a little girl in pink shorts. This is how I die, lol.

:laffo:

ate shit on live tv

by Azathoth

Tezzor posted:

the problem, as has been explained to you repeatedly, is not that "other people have difference hobbies." the problem is the combination of the facts that those people are scum and their hobby is socially destructive. i hope reiteration #4521 has clarified things

Why are they scum?

Tubgirl Cosplay

by Ion Helmet

InterFaced posted:

Today I will wear my camo pants to the range and get owned by a little girl in pink shorts. This is how I die, lol.

well it worked, she didn't hit him in the legs

various cheeses

Oh boy is this the new GBS gun thread? It's good to see you all again if so.

old beast lunatic

by Hand Knit
The people are chimps thread is also a gun thread. We shouldn't let chimps have guns IMO.

Sexgun Rasputin

by Ralp

(and can't post for 662 days!)

various cheeses posted:

Oh boy is this the new GBS gun thread? It's good to see you all again if so.

wb m8 :)

Prettz

Powercrazy posted:

Why are they scum?
Which individuals in that group are not scum?

Tezzor
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Powercrazy posted:

Why are they scum?

the confluence of their opinions + politics + actions

ate shit on live tv

by Azathoth

Prettz posted:

Which individuals in that group are not scum?

"those people."

I guess the ones with different hobbies?

lfield
in the full vid the guy's head explodes & she gets brains and blood all over her

her father runs up & shakes her & says listen to me. guns are still good. guns are still good and fun to shoot. dont you dare let this sour you on guns

old beast lunatic

by Hand Knit

Powercrazy posted:

"those people."

I guess the ones with different hobbies?

Being a brony is a hobby too. So, yes.

Panzeh

"..The high ground"
Guns are pretty cool.

old beast lunatic

by Hand Knit
Gunhavers are literally equal to pussy butthurt bronies and voting the thread down.

Intel&Sebastian

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Tezzor posted:

the confluence of their opinions + politics + actions + unbearable whiteness even when not having actual white skin

Intel&Sebastian

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lfield posted:

in the full vid the guy's head explodes & she gets brains and blood all over her

her father runs up & shakes her & says listen to me. guns are still good. guns are still good and fun to shoot. dont you dare let this sour you on guns

Suzy I'm sorry this happened to you but the 2nd Amendment says we have to go back next week, I'll write our senator and see if we can get you a 9mm but don't hold your breath.

various cheeses

Yes but bronies are scum while guns are fun.

Sexgun Rasputin

by Ralp

(and can't post for 662 days!)

uzis are 9mm generally

a shiny rock

lfield posted:

in the full vid the guy's head explodes & she gets brains and blood all over her

her father runs up & shakes her & says listen to me. guns are still good. guns are still good and fun to shoot. dont you dare let this sour you on guns

ElGroucho

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane

InterFaced posted:

Today I will wear my camo pants to the range and get owned by a little girl in pink shorts. This is how I die, lol.

Best way to go imo

Prettz

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

uzis are 9mm generally
i think it's time to graduate her up to a MAC-10

Ebola Roulette

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.
I'd say it was an accident too

:tinfoil:

NiceGuy

This is my BOOMSTICK

InterFaced posted:

Gunhavers are literally equal to pussy butthurt bronies and voting the thread down.

I just 5'd it so I could read some more retarded thoughts lol

Intel&Sebastian

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Sexgun Rasputin posted:

uzis are 9mm generally

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world so cold? (World so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When I get owned

:(

ElGroucho

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane

lfield posted:

in the full vid the guy's head explodes & she gets brains and blood all over her

her father runs up & shakes her & says listen to me. guns are still good. guns are still good and fun to shoot. dont you dare let this sour you on guns

Guns are rad, Roast Beef! Guns. Are. Rad!

Stoatbringer

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Ellieanna posted:

Also, why are such young children allowed on ranges? They don't have the dexterity, the brain capacity, and the strength to handle guns like an adult.

ARE FREEDOMS!

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various cheeses

NiceGuy posted:

I just 5'd it so I could read some more retarded thoughts lol

I'm ridin' this thread all the way to byob where it can join its sister cop thread/gun thread in posting valhalla.

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