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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Johnny Evans has given Burnley at least 4 attempts at a goal.

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Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Johnny Evans is the worst player on the pitch

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

Just woke up and this is the best game!

Guys, why aren't we taking advantage of Man Utd's new partnership with Chevrolet with such witty remarks as,

"ManU are clearly having trouble starting"

and...

"They're killing me!"

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
cant believe MU cant even beat B

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
So glad I can poast poast poast about pooshited in real time this week.

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009
despite playing like utter poo poo you can still see that pooshited will get a goal

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
van gaal in

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Jonny Evans is a loving WASTEMAN

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

NNick posted:

Just woke up and this is the best game!

Guys, why aren't we taking advantage of Man Utd's new partnership with Chevrolet with such witty remarks as,

"ManU are clearly having trouble starting"

and...

"They're killing me!"

They are sinking Like a Rock, oooohhh Like a Rock.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

quiet enjoyment posted:

despite playing like utter poo poo you can still see that pooshited will get a goal

Nothing will make me happier than a Burnley goal in injury time

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


LVG did not seem too surprised that Rooney missed the target

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
Why is Ashley Young still playing?

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
United are a joke.

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009

Ewar Woowar posted:

Nothing will make me happier than a Burnley goal in injury time

that and another united injury would be ideal

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Grimble posted:

Why is Ashley Young still playing?
Because the other option is young Reece James

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Reminder that Di Maria cost more than every player Burnley have ever bought in their entire 132 year history.

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
lmao

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

Newcastle XI Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini, Williamson, Haidara, Colback, Sissoko, Cabella, De Jong, Gouffran, Riviere.

Crystal Palace XI Speroni, Mariappa, Dann, Delaney, Kelly, Puncheon, Jedinak, Ward, Bolasie, Chamakh, Gayle.

Haven't had a chance to watch Newcastle live this season yet - I'm expecting big things!

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

I know its all that been said for the last ten pages but man united are so loving bad

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Mean Bean Machine posted:

United are a joke.

Psybro
May 12, 2002
"We're joined now on BT Sport by Paul Scholes, Paul this is poo poo isn't it?"

"Oh, aye, it's a bit crap yeah."

"Thanks Paul."

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

straight up brolic posted:

Because the other option is young Reece James

That's a better option

Fingolfin
Jan 30, 2006
insert optional text here

CaptainRightful posted:

I'm looking forward to the press conference afterward with Burnley manager Louis CK.

the commentators here said he's referred to as 'the ginger mourhino'

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Excellent finish from Mata after Young literally lost it between his feet for a second there.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
frowning pretty hard at this game

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Please tell me Manchester City and Stoke are better than this.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
I remember when I thought juan mata was dead good but now he's just dead

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

holy poo poo valencia passed to De Gea

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

mmmm looking for shitechester fagbitchnited to drop some points here mmmmm

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

Mans posted:

Please tell me Manchester City and Stoke are better than this.

They are.

So are MK Dons

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

Also enjoying whenever the commentator says something like, "Cross blocked by me," or "Good pass from me!"

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

the best thing about that is its true lol

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
guys how are plucky little manchester united with their £150mil front four doing against big mean Burnley?

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Mans posted:

Please tell me Manchester City and Stoke are better than this.

Stoke City certainly is, we will see what happens with Man City.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
The look on Van Gaal's face as Valencia stands stock still over the ball and then passes it all the way back to the keeper.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012
Nice cross

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I'm thinking I might have overrated United when I picked them to finish 6th this season...

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

Eau de MacGowan posted:

guys how are plucky little manchester united with their £150mil front four doing against big mean Burnley?

*cross goes wide*

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

antonio valencia has somehow become United's only player creating chances

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