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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Mister Fister posted:

I bet Tim Cook was going to be all :smug: about android security at the iphone 6 reveal, now he has to cut those slides out :laffo:

i'm loving losing it :cry:

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hobbesmaster posted:

its the lawyer's job to say that poo poo, he hopefully knows how impossible it is to puruse

the first reverse class action lawsuit. everyone on reddit or 4chan owes celebrities money.

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Mister Fister posted:

I bet Tim Cook was going to be all :smug: about android security at the iphone 6 reveal, now he has to cut those slides out :laffo:

i mean, if celebrities ever actually used android this would've happened years ago

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
Celebrities, especially female ones, are very insecure. I don't know what tom cook is supposed to do about that

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Luigi Thirty posted:

one of the earliest pieces of wikipedia drama i remember was some guy who was obsessed with miley cyrus when she was like 15 and literally got banned from writing on miley cyrus pages for being creepy and obsessive

remember when the olsen twins turned 18 and the entire internet was super fuckin creepy about it? like there were countdown websites and poo poo? were they expecting them to suddenly become pornpeople??

in hindsight that was super loving creepy

w/e their older then me

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

Celebrities, especially female ones, are very insecure. I don't know what tom cook is supposed to do about that

source your quotes

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Bloody posted:

remember when the olsen twins turned 18 and the entire internet was super fuckin creepy about it? like there were countdown websites and poo poo? were they expecting them to suddenly become pornpeople??

in hindsight that was super loving creepy

w/e their older then me

i remember it and still don't understand what all that was about

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

People are very insecure. I don't know what tom cook is supposed to do about that

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

insecure as in, like, emotionally

or as in security

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

hobbesmaster posted:

i remember it and still don't understand what all that was about


I thought it was mostly a joke but in retrospect probably not

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Bloody posted:

insecure as in, like, emotionally

or as in security

:thejoke:

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Tin Gang posted:

how long would it take if you assumed all passwords were combinations of words from the words with friends dictionary entirely in lowercase like that idiot xkcd comic

All of the words in the english language squared divided by attempts per year.

it's a big number

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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PleasureKevin posted:

actually there's a whole industry around it (tabloids).

the creepy part is there's hardly any laws against it. at least the trafficking part. as far as I know.

im p sure trafficking in media for which you dont own the copyright is illegal

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

slightly less than 30 billion combinations, or 35 bits

cant decide if thats a lot or a little

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Bloody posted:

slightly less than 30 billion combinations, or 35 bits

cant decide if thats a lot or a little

It's a lot of bits if you need a wifi password that you can share with houseguests

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

she's just thankful she's vaguely relevant for a short period of time

theflyingexecutive posted:

also the movie was melancholia if you're curious, she was up for best actress at Cannes for that role

sweet boobies





I remember hen Britney Spears turned 18 and websites were like "BS just turns 18 and you'll never believe what she's has just done" lol


the chick from saved by the bell was in a strip movie

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

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kraftwerk singles posted:

Please explain how willful, calculated extortion is less malicious than immature kiddies getting horned up and wanting e-cred.

extortionists usually negotiate? idk, it just seems like tabloids have some small measure of control, but then that uk one did that story about gordon brown's son so

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

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why do you care about me so much holy poo poo dude

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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plz notice me trunk-senpai
institutional, commercial exploitation is worse than diffuse, undirected, primal teenage exploitation, probably

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Blackula69 posted:

why do you care about me so much holy poo poo dude

you have bad opinions on pretty much every subject

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
right back at ya buddy

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
"blackula" is kinda fun to say though

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
who loving cares




the most important thing about tabloids is that they're way easier to sue.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Blackula69 posted:

who loving cares




the most important thing about tabloids is that they're way easier to sue.

yeah it's pretty clear that all of the right people in the news of the world scandal were punished and justice served

*stares at you in the most condescendingly disgusted way possible*

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

tabloids have lawyers
some internet nerd doesn't even know how to spell the word

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

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Amethyst posted:

yeah it's pretty clear that all of the right people in the news of the world scandal were punished and justice served

*stares at you in the most condescendingly disgusted way possible*

lol



according to twitter, reddit is apparently using the release to raise money for prostate cancer (???) http://www.pcf.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=1116934&supid=412010819

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Beeftweeter posted:

"blackula" is kinda fun to say though

Amethyst posted:

you have bad opinions on pretty much every subject

its this

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


he sent me a pm lol

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


hobbesmaster posted:

its the lawyer's job to say that poo poo, he hopefully knows how impossible it is to puruse

the lawyer must have said it very convincingly to imgur's council because i read that they (imgur) were actively trying to scrub the images off the service and takedown any that get posted. i doubt that they are doing so out of altruistic motives.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

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You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

XK posted:




http://techcrunch.com/2014/09/01/heres-what-we-know-so-far-about-the-celebrity-photo-hack/

"Lawrence has previously said she uses iCloud, once saying: “My iCloud keeps telling me to back it up, and I’m like, I don’t know how to back you up. Do it yourself.” Metadata in the images shows that the vast majority were taken using Apple devices."

Whoops.

:laffo: times a million

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Blackula69 posted:

lol



according to twitter, reddit is apparently using the release to raise money for prostate cancer (???) http://www.pcf.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=1116934&supid=412010819

wait

wouldn't breast or cervical cancer be a bit more appropriate?

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

where are the marissa nudes

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
she uses flickr, it's secure because nobody's logged in since 2010

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Miley Virus posted:

wait

wouldn't breast or cervical cancer be a bit more appropriate?

lol men are the real victims here

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

blackula

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

this is the worst thing to happen to apple (and the women obvs.) in a long time and i really hope they own it somehow.

it's especially bad because celebs are the people apple gets tonnes of free endorsement from most of the time. now samsung will be at every one of these ladies' doors like the ambulance sexual harassment chasers that they are, offering free phones.

1. say and prove it wasn't them at a press event jobs-style (it wasn't, right? :ohdear:). if it was iCloud:

2. delete all saved versions of the leaked nudes in all iCloud users' Photo Streams (like dropbox did with pirated poo poo)

3. tim should personally call each person and beg forgiveness. big donations to charity in their names?

4. announce a super simplified and mandatory 2-factor solution. show concept in a press event and then implement in iOS 8.1. then dox the perps on stage.

anyway i'm sure this is the poo poo apple execs are working long into the night on right now.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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PleasureKevin posted:

this is the worst thing to happen to apple (and the women obvs.) in a long time and i really hope they own it somehow.


what do you care

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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apple isn't a football team

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
will this be addressed at the keynote? viral marketing for icloud?

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Stutes
Oct 13, 2005

Tonight's the Night
according to this it's possible to silently download an unencrypted copy of a user's iCloud backup if you're able to guess the user's password (or retrieve an authentication token from a user's computer), even if 2-factor authentication is enabled? wtf apple

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