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who's your favorite bad tv show host
jerry "the king" springer
oprah "make it a" winfrey
steve "the weiner" wilkos
ellen degeneration x
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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

StarkRavingMad posted:

"Bray already tried this Paul, and he even had a creepy children's choir"

"I have pregnant Nikki Bella in a wedding dress."

:derp:

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AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Fibby Boy posted:

Eat that internet. You dumb.

UHH, I won''t RUN to the Internet, Mr. Cena!

....i have asthma....

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

bejohncenarepeat

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

oatgan posted:

if he gives in he does it during the match

haha Cena giving in during a match

You've got jokes

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
heyman rules jhon cena drools

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Cena describing Raw for the last decade

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Codependent Poster posted:

Dude in the wifebeater should be signed to NXT.
That's Kevin Steen

So Paul Heyman is basically Senator Armstrong, John?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


the answer really is to be John Cena :(

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
brock lesnar's plan:

beat john cena
repeat
beat john cena
repeat
beat john cena
repeat
beat john cena
repeat
beat john cena
repeat

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The moral is to be John Cena.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
It doesn't roll off the tongue like "suplex repeat"

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Mr. Carlisle posted:

haha Cena giving in during a match

You've got jokes

i said IF

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


I bet that kid didn't do his homework.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
Eat
Sleep
Rapadoo
Repeat

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

nooneofconsequence posted:

Cena describing Raw for the last decade

VanV
May 13, 2004

Not this year.
Well, he's not wrong

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Maybe try sleeping and eating more, that's an awfully unbalanced amount of being John Cena.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That kid doesn't even do his homework.

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
"Be John Cena" is interchangeable with "Get Suplexed"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This is a good promo by Cena, much better than that poo poo last week, and seems to get him back on track from where he was a couple of weeks back.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
he's an empty shell

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Calling bullshit on that kid doing his homework.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Vote John Cena, and your kids will be doing their homework.

Cena for WWE President.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I don't like John Cena but god drat do I own a lot of John Cena merchandise.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Kids wanna hang with Daniel Bryan too and he's cooler.

jamcadbury
Nov 12, 2004
South Side Mexican
goddamnit

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
God I would so love to see Brock Lesnar do a Make-A-Wish.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Oh hey I think we just entered shoot territory.

E: "shoot"

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
Don't use the dying kids in a promo, Cena :(

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

oh god he's going holier than thou

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

It's weird that Cena loves being a kid's hero so much but doesn't want kids of his own like ever

It's confusing

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

when john cena is being genuine he's really loving good

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Codependent Poster posted:

Kids wanna hang with Daniel Bryan too and he's cooler.

I'd hang out with Dean Ambrose. He'd know all the adults who'd buy booze.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
Hey now, Jack Swagger gets in on the Make-A-Wish train, too!

http://www.wwe.com/inside/overtheropes/wweinyourcorner/jack-swagger-first-make-a-wish-photos

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
ARE TROOPS

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

I don't like John Cena but god drat do I own a lot of John Cena merchandise.

:lol:

Jaragoh
Nov 27, 2004

pressedbunny posted:

God I would so love to see Brock Lesnar do a Make-A-Wish.

All right kids, LET'S. DO. THIS?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

pressedbunny posted:

God I would so love to see Brock Lesnar do a Make-A-Wish.

"Cancer, huh? That poo poo sucks. Have a sub."

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

oatgan posted:

when john cena is being genuine he's really loving good

yeah this rules

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Writer Cath posted:

I'd hang out with Dean Ambrose. He'd know all the adults who'd buy booze.

Dean Ambrose would boot for anyone!

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