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a hole-y ghost posted:xposting from another thread OP but I found a cool new method of penis enlargement (all natural) you may enjoy please read and rate I imagine this is what happens after anal sex, except without injections. More like packing a one-hitter.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 14:25 |
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BombiTheZombie posted:I could have gone my whole life without seeing this, gently caress you gently caress you gently caress you
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 16:08 |
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Daimo posted:And while we're at it why don't women's feet smell? my socks from this morning's run have some startling evidence to the contrary
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:10 |
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My dong is 9 inches long and girls complain it hurts
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:32 |
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In my culture the man who is interested in coupling displays a statue that is analogous to the size of his penis and that's how we know.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:46 |
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29, 6'2, 180lbs, 9inches cut. You?
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:49 |
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RedMage129 posted:29, 6'2, 180lbs, 9inches cut. You? 61, 5'2", 465 lbs, 3 in uncut
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:51 |
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So that's what happened to GRRM.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:52 |
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i like my dick you should like my dick too
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:53 |
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vyst posted:61, 5'2", 465 lbs, 3 in uncut Okay. Just JO though. No gay stuff.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:53 |
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just jack off in public and women will be all over you like force fields on the prison planet
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 19:58 |
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all you really have to do is hold their attention long enough and they'll find something to like about you what you'll need: string stick, twig, or dowel balled up tinfoil
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 20:02 |
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Stoic Commie posted:all you really have to do is hold their attention long enough and they'll find something to like about you I prefer when a dude jingles his car keys*. The poo poo is shiny and loud. *Esp when it's a drop-top Benz
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 21:06 |
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then it would be harder for her to hear me singing pornstar dancing in my mating falsetto
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 21:14 |
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If I drive a tiny, tiny car, will women think my dick is big?
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 21:15 |
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Dear women, do you like dick with poop in it?
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 21:22 |
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I use dildos and let her peg me in order to compensate for my small penis.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 21:31 |
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Okay, let me ask this. Do women like looking at flaccid penises?
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 04:54 |
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Mr Interweb posted:Okay, let me ask this. Do women like looking at flaccid penises? No but it's fun to make them do sinusoidal things
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:48 |
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if you have a foreskin we can put snacks in there while youre flaccid, like candy or a cheeto then you have a snack dispensing boner
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 05:55 |
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Mr Interweb posted:Okay, let me ask this. Do women like looking at flaccid penises? I don't enjoy looking at them in any state. I'm not grossed out by them or anything, I'm just totally apathetic. Dudes send dick pics, thinking we're into it the way they are but most of us just...aren't.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:08 |
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stimulated emission posted:if you have a foreskin we can put snacks in there while youre flaccid, like candy or a cheeto Pretty much. If a girl goes down on you, and all of a sudden a Jolly Rancher pops into her mouth, that girls is yours for life. She'll have a boner-epiphany.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 06:29 |
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Yeah, I totally have that "growing" problem the OP talks about. I mean, it seems like a crime when ladies have to assume my turgidity based strictly on my "at rest" mode, and assume it's only around half it's length at like, 10.5". You know what I mean, fellas?
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:21 |
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Women what does dick cheese taste like?
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:25 |
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Choco1980 posted:Yeah, I totally have that "growing" problem the OP talks about. I mean, it seems like a crime when ladies have to assume my turgidity based strictly on my "at rest" mode, and assume it's only around half it's length at like, 10.5". You know what I mean, fellas? drat right. 3.5 flaccid, 10.5 erect.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:26 |
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Mine is 2 inch flaccid and 11 erect. I have to sit down every time I get a boner or I'll pass out.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:29 |
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I dont know my size, havent seen my schlong for years
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:30 |
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just lol if you dont stick your flaccid dick into a paper shredder every day
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:46 |
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imo ladies often make fun of guys who are insecure about their penises when really they should be insecure about their whole body like ladies are
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 18:48 |
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newreply.php posted:imo ladies often make fun of guys who are insecure about their penises when really they should be insecure about their whole body like ladies are thats what women gothru EVERY DAY
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 19:04 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:imagine.... having your whole body as a penis
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 21:54 |
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i want my whole body to be a penis, sounds rad
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:29 |
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vyst posted:Mine is 2 inch flaccid and 11 erect. I have to sit down every time I get a boner or I'll pass out. Mine is 10" flaccid and 2" erect.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:33 |
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Pawn 17 posted:Mine is 10" flaccid and 2" erect.
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:39 |
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mine is 1 mm its like a very spread out pan cake
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:40 |
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foreskins are adorable a dick-sized sleeping bag
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 22:41 |
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whoflungpoop posted:foreskins are adorable Best of all: you can share it with a friend
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:07 |
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the best part is having substitute calamari on your person for emergencies at all times
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 00:14 |
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an infinite supply of strong and nutritious cheese paste
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# ? Sep 16, 2014 03:35 |
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All dicks are just nasty. Also, you sound like a shithead, OP. Hope this helped.I am Toni Lippi posted:I use dildos and let her peg me in order to compensate for my small penis. Whatcha doin' this weekend?
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