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I was just going to post this what the gently caress that picture lol
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How high am I right now?
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Sep 16, 2014 11:33
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ephex posted:How high am I right now?
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Sep 16, 2014 11:34
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azathosk posted:Seems like I'm safe from my probation. The rumour mill says that HSV wants Felix Magath as manager. I wanted to make a lame something something Magath joke when they fired Slomka but thought it to be too much of a low hanging fruit. Also Wieses wrestle persona should be Captain Frogtech imho.
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Sep 16, 2014 12:52
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It's even on the "front page" of the Guardian football blog! Here: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/16/tim-wiese-germany-goalkeeper-wwe-wrestling-offerquote:Wiese, who has six international caps for Germany and was part of his country’s World Cup squad in 2010, has drastically transformed his physique and now weighs 115kg (18st 1lb). It has been suggested that Wiese would spend around a year training in Florida and could then become the lead wrestler in the WWE’s plans for Germany, where events are now being broadcast on free-to-air television for the first time in 12 years. Tim Wiese, lead wrestler of Germany. WTF!
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Sep 16, 2014 13:15
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Torrannor posted:Tim Wiese, lead wrestler of Germany. WTF! He might get to wear speedo #1.
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Sep 16, 2014 13:18
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When Slomka got his job at HSV last year, they immediately demolished Dortmund 3-0. So if they don't destroy Pep's mediocre team with the performance of a lifetime, featuring Thomas Tuchel or Felix Magath, I'm going to be very disappointed.
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sicDaniel posted:When Slomka got his job at HSV last year, they immediately demolished Dortmund 3-0. So if they don't destroy Pep's mediocre team with the performance of a lifetime, featuring Thomas Tuchel or Felix Magath, I'm going to be very disappointed. The U23 manager will be taking the reigns against Bayern. Tuchel is also out of contention according to various sources (seems to be waiting for a club that doesn't fire their manager on a whim, so weirdly Schalke is in a prime position to sign him next season lmao).
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Sep 16, 2014 15:17
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Yeah, Tuchel's too smart and ambitious to take this suicide mission.
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Sep 16, 2014 15:32
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Yeah cause Schalke offers so much stability and long term job security.
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Sep 16, 2014 16:24
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Idk man Keller has been there an awfully long time...
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Sep 16, 2014 16:33
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Bayer poo vier
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Sep 16, 2014 21:39
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Leverkusen? More like human beingkusen lmbo!
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Sep 16, 2014 21:51
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Gayer failbadpoosen! lmfao!!!
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Dunban posted:Bayer poo vier Myron posted:Leverkusen? More like human beingkusen lmbo! Pand posted:Gayer failbadpoosen! lmfao!!! Agreed on all counts.
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Sep 16, 2014 23:25
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Dear Everyone, I want that Sechzig Wies'n kit so incredibly bad. That is all.
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Schalke lose in Dresden but draw in London, haha. Despite looking like poo poo in a lot of games, they might still sneak into the next round and get 4th in the Bundesliga, because everybody else isn't any good either, it's silly.
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elbkaida posted:Schalke lose in Dresden but draw in London, haha. Despite looking like poo poo in a lot of games, they might still sneak into the next round and get 4th in the Bundesliga, because everybody else isn't any good either, it's silly. well, "everybody else isn't any good either" should have been clear by the miracle that was the HSV not being relegated last season.
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It's a funny old game, eh ? Also never forget: HSV only wasn't relegated because of the away goal rule after barely managing to draw fürth twice. Those cunts.
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And just a few weeks later HSV bought one of their best players. Both Magath and Solskjær resigned today. I bet one of them ends up in Hamburg (it won't be Solskjær).
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Jack's Flow posted:I wish the HSV would simply go away.
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congrats to hopterque for the 15 pt. CL tipps...spot on, man. 
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It's me, I'm the best. loving hell wolfsburg got wrecked though.
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Sep 19, 2014 11:01
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The win ended up a bit too high thanks to the usual EL crap reffing (both Everton goals in the second half were irregular).
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Sep 19, 2014 11:09
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Don't forget it's a Englische Woche so tipp those kicks.
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quote:"He played in the third team back then, and physically he was nothing, but he knew how to help himself with the right movement," Cruyff said. "And this experience in turning disadvantages into advantages distinguishes him as a coach. To me, he's one of the best in the world. Cruyff has definitely lost it.
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quote:What is really outstanding about Guardiola is that he doesn't force his style of football onto his team. That anybody could say this unironically is incredible.
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Sep 19, 2014 20:19
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If you honestly think that Pep's Barca is identital to Pep's Bayern, you haven't been paying a whole lot of attention.
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Sep 19, 2014 21:03
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What a fantastic end to the Hertha game, Ronny with two goals from free kicks and the last one in injury time.
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Sep 19, 2014 21:27
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Dunban posted:If you honestly think that Pep's Barca is identital to Pep's Bayern, you haven't been paying a whole lot of attention. I never thought that, but Pep's Bayern is not Jupp's Bayern.
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Dunban posted:If you honestly think that Pep's Barca is identital to Pep's Bayern, you haven't been paying a whole lot of attention. Give Pep time he's only been there five minutes. He can't just get rid of Ribery and Robben and any actual strikers over night. In the above sarcastic comment, pretend that Ribery and Robben are metaphors for Eto'o and Henry. Perhaps Muller could later represent Deco.
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It's simply amazing how Schalke just can't string two good games together.
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frankenfreak posted:It's simply amazing how Schalke just can't string two good games together. But they also can't string enough bad games together to get Keller fired 
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Sep 20, 2014 15:08
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Nice officiating there at Hamburg, calling off the first half with 3 seconds to spare. Truly the German injury time.
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Sep 20, 2014 15:20
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You know what's really, really, REALLY amazing though? How anyone can call a soccer match involving 1860 soccer at all. 90 minutes of nothingness...
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AlexF posted:You know what's really, really, REALLY amazing though? How anyone can call a soccer match involving 1860 soccer at all. 90 minutes of nothingness... This but St. Pauli  Healbot posted:Nice officiating there at Hamburg, calling off the first half with 3 seconds to spare. Truly the German injury time. Zinnie time ?
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The best thing involving 60 was the whiniest fan ever back in 2004 in my train ride back home. :iamafag:
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Thank you so much, football legend Francis Kioyo.
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Dunban posted:But they also can't string enough bad games together to get Keller fired Also, lol HSV. Haste Scheisse am Fuß, haste Scheisse am Fuß.
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