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Reppin the 3rd-Generation-Chinese-Christian. My grandparents died fighting Mao.
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Who wants to join my group honoring the pioneers of open-carry?
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DrProsek posted:Or a Bosniak who fled during the Bosnian war. Make his name very Slavic, like Vladislav Kolar or something. From what I understand, aggressively Slavic names aren't common for religious Bosniak families, but Vlad can always be the son of liberal atheist hippies whom he despises If your name is too aggressively Slavic, won't you get banned for being a Soviet?
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Hitler was pretty fun, so I think I'm going to stay with him. Even got that sexy adolf picture for my profile Hopefully the servers aren't too rear end that I could run two accounts
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Sep 22, 2014 02:11
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I'll be the late 19th century anti-semite Ultraconservative.
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Sep 22, 2014 02:42
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http://www.freedombook.com/index.html Ah OK I didn't realize it was literally the same thing.
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:http://www.freedombook.com/index.html I don't have the freedom to see this on my phone. heil hilar
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:If your name is too aggressively Slavic, won't you get banned for being a Soviet? drat, you're probably right. I was thinking that they'd love you because Putin is the big strong manly man that will lead the worldwide crusade against gays, liberals and brown folks, but this is probably the crowd that thinks the Cold War never ended because Moscow was not reduced to radioactive rubble. Sephiroth_IRA posted:http://www.freedombook.com/index.html  It still has the Reaganbook logo in the upper left corner of the screen, but clicking it takes you to freedombook.com. So, partial credit I guess?
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Sep 22, 2014 07:00
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Who made an American business man that was incredibly proud of all the ways he was loving over his employees.
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Sep 22, 2014 09:10
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Let's see how many people I can get to sincerely agree with the 14 words. An oldie' but a goody.
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Bull Runner posted:Pretty easy quiz, just choose Reagan for the all the Hitler sounding quotes and Hitler for all the Reagan sounding quotes.  
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:http://www.freedombook.com/index.html Visiting that with a mobile browser gives you a sign up form.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I'm going to be a black small business owner who is really interested in participating in open carry protests. Make sure your location is somewhere like Colorado Springs or Scranton or an even whiter area, though. There's no effect on true patriots when you hypothetically open-carry in Compton.
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Sep 22, 2014 11:45
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I am going to be Muslim Prayer Rug (Breitbart reported that this was found on border of mexico and it turned out that it was an Adidas Jersey)
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Sep 22, 2014 11:58
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I am going to be Muslim Prayer Rug 
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I'm going to be a black small business owner who is really interested in participating in open carry protests. On TPC I had a long-lived account that posted reasonable, just-right-of-center opinions ("I think we should take the high road against Obama by criticizing his failed policies, not calling his children welfare mooching devil pigs", etc) and used a photo of one of my black coworkers firing a gigantic tacticlol semiautomatic shotgun*. The amount of "gently caress you, because....Nnnnggghhh just gently caress you" I got was beautiful. *I made sure to get his permission beforehand, he thought the idea was funny. Wild T fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Sep 22, 2014 |
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Wild T posted:On TPC I had a long-lived account that posted reasonable, just-right-of-center opinions ("I think we should take the high road against Obama by criticizing his failed policies, not calling his children welfare mooching devil pigs", etc) and used a photo of one of my black coworkers firing a gigantic tacticlol semiautomatic shotgun*. The amount of "gently caress you, because....Nnnnggghhh just gently caress you" I got was beautiful. but you see, you were obviously a troll! a black libtard troll!
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The interesting thing I learned from having a transsexual account on TPC was that they didn't actually turn on me like I expected. Some of them did, but a lot of them seemed to have issues reconciling "Hot woman" with "has a penis". I'd actually be curious how they interacted with a FtM transsexual.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:I'll be the late 19th century anti-semite Ultraconservative.
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:If your name is too aggressively Slavic, won't you get banned for being a Soviet? Gavrilo Princeps is a little too obvious, but Danilo Ilić, Dragutin Dimitrijević, Vojislav Tankosić, and Rade Malobabić would be good picks for Serbian names.
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Reading this thread is kind of like seeing people plan their Dungeons & Dragons characters, but a hell of a lot more fun
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ZDar Fan posted:Reading this thread is kind of like seeing people plan their Dungeons & Dragons characters, but a hell of a lot more fun
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InequalityGodzilla posted:I'm gonna be a half-muslim abortion provider. They get a -5 to concealment but the +10 boost to offensiveness makes it all worthwhile. Half-muslim, half-catholic to make it extra offensive to WASPs who will attack the catholic part too, prompting catholics to lash out at them.
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I'm thinking I might go in as H.P. Lovecraft. Old school conservative who loves space monsters and hates the Irish. I'll have to wait awhile before introducing them to my cat, friend of the family-man.
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ZDar Fan posted:Reading this thread is kind of like seeing people plan their Dungeons & Dragons characters, but a hell of a lot more fun God dammit, now my planned Muslim translator calling for aggressive intervention in Africom and centcom regions seems like the actions of a giant nerd
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Sep 22, 2014 17:26
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I'll be a muslim living in Baja Mexico.
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ZDar Fan posted:Reading this thread is kind of like seeing people plan their Dungeons & Dragons characters, but a hell of a lot more fun We still have the TPC character generator handy! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ao12bzy2JOJ1dHVzX2NnMm1xT1ZvQUVxdXpqNDV1U2c#gid=1 Edit: looks like someone locked it so you can't generate new profiles. I'll see if I can get that part fixed.
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Anybody joined as Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising?
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Anybody joined as Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising? I'm either doing this or bringing back Ibn Steven. assalamu alaikum  )))))))))))))))))))
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I am going to be Muslim Prayer Rug I don't get this, there are probably way more Muslims in the US than in Mexico already, why do they even have to invent stuff like this for their scaremongering
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Soft Shell Crab posted:Let's all join as black republicans with white wives like in this Key & Peele sketch. This would be a lot of fun. I'd be royally pissed. Black people are not a monolith.
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ColdReaches posted:In a relationship! It's complicated.
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Kurtofan posted:I don't get this, there are probably way more Muslims in the US than in Mexico already, why do they even have to invent stuff like this for their scaremongering Muslim hordes in Mexico is pretty unlikely Everything is made of pork I'd drive a pork car on bacon roads if I could
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Kurtofan posted:I don't get this, there are probably way more Muslims in the US than in Mexico already, why do they even have to invent stuff like this for their scaremongering 1. Their base goes out of its way to avoid interaction with anyone who's not like them, so they may not realize about the US's large muslim population. 2. Their base is also really, really dense. Like, "nuclear reactor shielding" levels of dense. Actually come to think of it would a profile where I play some devout muslim guy working in a nuclear power plant be enough to freak them out or would it be unlikely that they'd think it through? Fried Chicken posted:God dammit, now my planned Muslim translator calling for aggressive intervention in Africom and centcom regions seems like the actions of a giant nerd We're all nerds here Sounds good and ideally you'd be able to fond some way to latino-ize Cliven Bundy's name. "Bundez?" VVVVVVVV InequalityGodzilla fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Sep 22, 2014 |
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How about a mexican rancher who's family has been ranching in texas since before the mexican american war and hates the blm and american government.
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Jst0rm posted:How about a mexican rancher who's family has been ranching in texas since before the mexican american war and hates the blm and american government. saw him at the 7-11 with only boxers on but a cowboy hat and ranch shirt
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I think I ought roll a blue collar hispanic Floridian who's family lived here long before it was purchased by America. Personal hero: Francisco D'Anconia.
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Jst0rm posted:How about a mexican rancher who's family has been ranching in texas since before the mexican american war and hates the blm and american government. You're going to have to go by some Americanized name if you want to be accepted John Rameeress = Patriot Juan Ramirez = Dirty Mexican
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ElGroucho posted:You're going to have to go by some Americanized name if you want to be accepted Ramirez should be fine if you can spin it as some distant relation to the political cartoonist. Just post a bunch of his stuff and talk about how you knew him growing up.
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