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I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
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Might be an X.
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Oct 7, 2014 05:04
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♥ Anime is real ♥
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Xorax the desroyer of worlds
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Oct 7, 2014 05:05
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♥ Anime is real ♥
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hey bets i have my third date tonight we are going to go to the milk bar and get ice cream sundaes and then maybe go to the roller derby, i will keep you updated of how it goes
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Oct 7, 2014 05:06
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The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
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Xander is spelt with an X, didn't you ever watch Buffy?!
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Oct 7, 2014 05:08
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by Lowtax
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i hope you get in a milk bar brawl
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Oct 7, 2014 05:10
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- Mad Katter
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STOP THE BATS
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Wait, is this another joke?
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Oct 7, 2014 05:13
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- GoldStandardConure
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I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow
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hey bets i have my third date tonight we are going to go to the milk bar and get ice cream sundaes and then maybe go to the roller derby, i will keep you updated of how it goes
Roller derby is awesome, go watch it.
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Oct 7, 2014 05:14
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give me a chip
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gently caress you
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Oct 7, 2014 05:26
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Wait, is this another joke?
What did you expect?
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Oct 7, 2014 05:32
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the chillest
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thanks for the idea team, I'm gonna read air crash investigation summaries for the rest of the afternoon instead of work
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Oct 7, 2014 05:39
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trip report so far: the one where a plane load of people died because someone duct taped some sensors shut during maintenance and forgot to remove the tape is morbidly funny
e: the one where the pilot gets blown out a window and only survived because the copilot hung on to his legs is a pretty funny mental image
quite stretched out fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Oct 7, 2014
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Oct 7, 2014 05:41
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A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
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my favorite is the one where the entire flight crew gets distracted by a malfunctioning light on the instrument panel and the airplane crashes killing 250 people
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Oct 7, 2014 05:45
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I, too, find amusement in the pointless accidental deaths of hundreds of people
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Oct 7, 2014 05:47
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isn't there one where someone accidentally lands their plane on top of a plane that is taking off bc the atc and the pilots spoke different languages? because that's some black comedy on a large scale for you
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Oct 7, 2014 05:47
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I, too, find amusement in the pointless accidental deaths of hundreds of people
are you Tony Abbott
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Oct 7, 2014 05:50
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I, too, find amusement in the pointless accidental deaths of hundreds of people
What if they were strayan?
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Oct 7, 2014 05:51
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Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
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Roller derby is awesome, go watch it.
My friends and I are starting a roller derby team! One has never skated before lol
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Oct 7, 2014 05:54
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The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
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isn't there one where someone accidentally lands their plane on top of a plane that is taking off bc the atc and the pilots spoke different languages? because that's some black comedy on a large scale for you
Yeah. There's also one where a plane runs out of fuel or something and gets guided to a runway that, although "suitable" for landing, is actually abandoned and is literally in the middle of holding a school fete. Laughs aplenty!
There's also a bunch of them from heavily class-oriented countries where the co-pilot watches the (older, senior) pilot crash the plane because it's his place to sit there and shut up
For reals though, look up the Lockerbie and Concorde episodes, those are really good.
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Oct 7, 2014 05:55
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Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
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I haven't come up with mine yet, but my pal ree is 'sweet reevenge'
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Oct 7, 2014 05:58
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real talk though I don't find it haha hilarious funny, it's more along the lines of bitterly laughing at the absurdity of some of the situations that should never aside, like how the gently caress does one plane end up landing on top of another one
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Oct 7, 2014 05:59
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real talk though I don't find it haha hilarious funny, it's more along the lines of bitterly laughing at the absurdity of some of the situations that should never aside, like how the gently caress does one plane end up landing on top of another one
Dude you shouldn't really have to explain this, we get it.
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Oct 7, 2014 06:03
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You're a psychopath.
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Oct 7, 2014 06:04
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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motherfucker. this exact statue is also at the new Indooroopilly shopping center refurb stuff. Does this one also have a complementing photographer-dog thing?
It does. What the gently caress.
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Oct 7, 2014 06:10
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"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
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like how the gently caress does one plane end up landing on top of another one
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Oct 7, 2014 06:14
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I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
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I haven't come up with mine yet, but my pal ree is 'sweet reevenge'
Valkyrie Solanasskicker
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Oct 7, 2014 06:15
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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I haven't come up with mine yet, but my pal ree is 'sweet reevenge'
Chickslamic State
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Oct 7, 2014 06:16
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give me a chip
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I'm sure that somewhere in that shopping complex is the rabbit-and-dog-on-a-scooter-naked sculpture, then. It's more horrifying now to hear that these are apparently some sort of line being installed by shopping centers australia over.
also two of my housemates bought Super Smash Bros and are playing it right now
Go buy it, send me your friend code.
Coq you posted a friend code last night but it was wrong post a new one.
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Oct 7, 2014 06:20
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- Seagull
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give me a chip
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Smash me, bros.
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Oct 7, 2014 06:20
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- GoldStandardConure
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I have to kill fast
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I have a friend in NZ who does derby called Velocity Raptor.
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Oct 7, 2014 06:20
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STOP THE BATS
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It does. What the gently caress.
There is a pair of these things near David Jones in Adelaide's Rundle Mall.
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Oct 7, 2014 06:20
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Go buy it, send me your friend code.
Coq you posted a friend code last night but it was wrong post a new one.
Look at no friends Neville here.
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Oct 7, 2014 06:24
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Seagull it's like those times you've asked for the mobile numbe of a girl at that one bar you go to, but the number is always wrong.
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Oct 7, 2014 06:25
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I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
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Look at no friends Neville here.
I'd rather not.
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Oct 7, 2014 06:25
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bernie would have won
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Go buy it, send me your friend code.
Coq you posted a friend code last night but it was wrong post a new one.
but but thesis due in 20 days
can I still play it on my account on their 2DSes? Or are accounts locked in on devices?
Rest assured once they're not playing it constantly I will do my best to smash you
Seagull it's like those times you've asked for the mobile numbe of a girl at that one bar you go to, but the number is always wrong.
the trick is to read the number back but incorrectly and see if they point it out
There is a pair of these things near David Jones in Adelaide's Rundle Mall.
loving hell
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Oct 7, 2014 06:27
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Welp getting nasty again today. One week self ban from thread under threat of a perma ban.
Beginning now.
Bye losers.
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