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Seagull: give me a chip

I'm at a backwater petrol station in country NSW and they sell those hundred-in-one 3DS cards.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:36

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 06:03

Avshalom: by Lowtax

cow

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:36

Avshalom: by Lowtax

i'm holding back so hard on the shitposts right now because i want to at least break the news of vanya's safe return to sydney myself rather than using soag as my ambassador but it's so hard

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:44

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

willus posted:

i like your avatar putty

its form starbound a game i have not played

Avshalom posted:

cow

is this man in a political position

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:45

Endman: That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

Avshalom posted:

i'm holding back so hard on the genocide right now because i want to at least break the news of Israel's safe return to peace myself rather than using soag as my ambassador but it's so hard

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:46

GoldStandardConure: I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

noice

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:46

ArfJason

Putty posted:

is this man in a political position

he is in a political position just like your rear end has the position of "chairman of the dick sucking counsel", which is to say yes

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:47

Vladimir Poutine

Putty posted:

its form starbound a game i have not played

is this man in a political position

nah he's in one of the Buddhist ice hells right now

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:47

Avshalom: by Lowtax

Vladimir Poutine posted:

nah he's in one of the Buddhist ice hells right now

he is not, he's been fairly judged and punished by the lord for his actions both good and bad. the punishment seems to be acting as ghost mentor for a friendly young shlimazel with a little white dog and a pioneering cooch

ArfJason posted:

he is in a political position just like your rear end has the position of "chairman of the dick sucking counsel", which is to say yes

don't you start, putty is a goddess

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:49

Avshalom: by Lowtax

probably not one of the top-tier war goddesses or anything, but something more minor like a goddess of small amphibians

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:50

Avshalom: by Lowtax

btw vanya's vet bills topped out at $1900

but it's okay because he was originally free to a good home

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:52

ArfJason

Avshalom posted:

he is not, he's been fairly judged and punished by the lord for his actions both good and bad. the punishment seems to be acting as ghost mentor for a friendly young shlimazel with a little white dog and a pioneering cooch

don't you start, putty is a goddess

putty is like a god that was birthed from several incestuous relationships and his legend was used by the greek to explain explosive diahrrea which they declared putty was the cause and the effect of

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:52

quite stretched out: the chillest

Avshalom posted:

i'm holding back so hard on the shitposts right now because i want to at least break the news of vanya's safe return to sydney myself rather than using soag as my ambassador but it's so hard

just post the poo poo posts here theres plenty of lovely ones already os theyll blend right in

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:52

Avshalom: by Lowtax

willus posted:

just post the poo poo posts here theres plenty of lovely ones already os theyll blend right in

that's what i'm doing, tbh i'm flattered that you hadn't noticed :3:

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:56

quite stretched out: the chillest

i have yo uon ignore

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:58

quite stretched out: the chillest

jk jk i couldnt live w/o constant updates on vanya and ariel

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:59

Avshalom: by Lowtax

soag, please tell willus that :butt:

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:59

Avshalom: by Lowtax

i'm slightly more manic and erotic than usual and i'm p sure it's because of a lack of vanya in my life right now. i've become so dependent on him for companionship and emotional support :ohdear:

# ? Oct 12, 2014 05:59

Splode: put some clothes on you little freak

Avshalom posted:

soag, please tell willus that

I highly doubt anyone has you on ignore and not soag.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:01

Avshalom: by Lowtax

imo soag is a modern prophet

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:01

quite stretched out: the chillest

does anyone know any good shooty games, feel like playin' something but idk what

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:03

Seagull: give me a chip

willus posted:

does anyone know any good shooty games, feel like playin' something but idk what

If you choose Duck Hunt in Smash Bros. his smash attacks are a crazed gunman firing at the screen.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:06

quite stretched out: the chillest

Splode posted:

I highly doubt anyone has you on ignore and not soag.

i dont have anyone on ignore because im not so invested in the something awful forums that i feel a need t oactively cut people out of the forums experience

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:07

NPR Journalizard

willus posted:

i dont have anyone on ignore because im not so invested in the something awful forums that i feel a need t oactively cut people out of the forums experience

My forums experience was made objectively better by putting mills on ignore.

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:09

Avshalom: by Lowtax

i'm an integral part of the forums experience, like skull fractures from being hit by cyclists are an integral part of the surry hills experience

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:09

Avshalom: by Lowtax

did you know we have double-lane bike paths here that are almost as wide as the road and they still insist on riding on the footpath

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:10

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

willus posted:

does anyone know any good shooty games, feel like playin' something but idk what

tf2 is very bad and unbalanced nowadays, but can it be the perfect match for you?

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:10

Avshalom: by Lowtax

did you know i have so many breasts that i need to colour-code them to make sure none have escaped overnight

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:11

Avshalom: by Lowtax

realtalk when i was in year 6 my friends and i invented a creature called the booberfly that was a butterfly that had a set of four flat boobs instead of wings

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:13

ArfJason

Putty posted:

tf2 is very bad and unbalanced nowadays, but can it be the perfect match for you?

your perfect matchup would be a loving brick because no matter the kind of game you'd still be posed with a challenge proportional to your skill level

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:14

quite stretched out: the chillest

Frogmanv2 posted:

My forums experience was made objectively better by putting mills on ignore.

dont say his name its like saying bloody mary while looking in a mirror only being murdered by a ghost is infinitely preferable to reading his lovely posts

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:14

ArfJason

putty: OK BRICK, LETS PLAY BASKETBALL

*a couple hours later, the glass on the hoop on putty's side is smashed and the score reads 150-0 in favor of the brick*

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:15

Avshalom: by Lowtax

btw the bloody mary trick doesn't work for ariel, i've tried

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:16

Avshalom: by Lowtax

please don't be mean, gbs auspol is a safe space

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:16

quite stretched out: the chillest

ArfJason posted:

your perfect matchup would be a loving brick because no matter the kind of game you'd still be posed with a challenge proportional to your skill level

stop bein so poo poo to putty shes cool and she has a nice avatar

# ? Oct 12, 2014 06:17