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Post your campaign speeches here. As for me, it's simple. 1) I have an Utena av. 2) I am right about everything. 3) If I were made GBS IK, everyone who is left posting here would love what I did with the place! So, why should people vote for anyone else?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 14:56 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:04 |
I stand a good chance of provoking some delicious meltdowns, and I promise to continue purging megathreads as they come up.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 14:57 |
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I am a spawn of Azathoth and there's no bigger idiot king than that
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 14:58 |
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b/c everyone who doesn't like me would flip their poo poo and it'd be funny
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 14:59 |
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Nobody knows who I am, so I have no affiliations. Meaning it won't bother me to ban ANYONE.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 14:59 |
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im unemployed
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:00 |
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Dexters Secret posted:b/c everyone who doesn't like me would flip their poo poo and it'd be funny
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:10 |
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if you think abt it i am probably the best choice for new gbs mod or ik but i have no interest in such a thing bc telling people how to post seems like the dumbest thing ever
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:19 |
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Conversely, telling people how to post is one of my favorite activities.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:20 |
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plenty of free time; ample supply of flavored lube
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:29 |
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i know when people should and shouldnt shitpost and am ready to enforce this opinion without ever explicitly explaining it
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:32 |
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because i am not now, nor i have i ever been, a sex criminal, nor a fan of star trek
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:36 |
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i'm just here to take up space on the ballot
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:37 |
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b/c im super terrible and gbs is due for a decline phase
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:38 |
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I'd make random threads play music, have us go back to "I'll eat anything in my cupboards/fridge sans poison" threads.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:38 |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:because i am not now, nor i have i ever been, a sex criminal, nor a fan of star trek doh
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:39 |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:because i am not now, nor i have i ever been, a sex criminal, nor a fan of star trek these are negatives when they make these sorts of decisions
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:41 |
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This is for the first elections after the revolt of the general forumgoing public. NO POSTATION WITHOUT VOTATION
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:44 |
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ITT we select the leader of the rebellion.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:44 |
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*clears throat* im gay
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:49 |
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i would enforce sanctions in any post that did not include at least one sexy GIF
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:53 |
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If I was in charge people could only make 1 thread per day, but like carbon credit trading, a user could buy a thread from a user that has extras or doesn't want to use their thread that day. Lots of replies in threads because there would be nothing else to do! Vote for me.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:56 |
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^Hello my rival. Nice to see we posted at the same time. If elected, I would allow everyone to make TEN threads in GBS every day!
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:57 |
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Michael Corleone posted:If I was in charge people could only make 1 thread per day, but like carbon credit trading, a user could buy a thread from a user that has extras or doesn't want to use their thread that day. Lots of replies in threads because there would be nothing else to do! Vote for me. lol actually not a bad idea
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 15:59 |
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I would force people make suicide pact style probation agreements with other posters. And enforce them.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 16:00 |
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People already have the option to make 10 threads a day if they want to. What hope and change are you bringing to the forum users? Unless you are going to FORCE people to make 10 threads a day, which imo, is p bad 5 is okay but 10 is real bad. DON'T VOTE FOR THIS GUY!
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 16:01 |
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Kylra posted:I would force people make suicide pact style probation agreements with other posters. And enforce them. example pls
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 16:01 |
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Michael Corleone posted:People already have the option to make 10 threads a day if they want to. What hope and change are you bringing to the forum users? Unless you are going to FORCE people to make 10 threads a day, which imo, is p bad 5 is okay but 10 is real bad. DON'T VOTE FOR THIS GUY!
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 16:02 |
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Kylra posted:You can keep the thread posting rate you currently have if you want to under the new plan. That sounds okay then, no posting quota's. But I like my idea of one OP a day per user, it seems to have support from the people as well. I wish you well and hope we both make it to the general election!
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 16:05 |
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I should be the next IK because I don't know what an IK is.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 16:10 |
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MantisToboggan posted:I should be the next IK because I don't know what an IK is.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 16:36 |
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i would gas this thread too many op posts shameful
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 16:40 |
i represent the average GBS poster. i know what they want: butts, dicks, etc.
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 16:46 |
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i would have GBS theme days, where one day it would be BUTTS and next it would be FARTS and then MAMELUKS and so on
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 16:52 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:i would gas this thread
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 16:55 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:04 |
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P cool tweak to my original plan. Everyone can post one thread, but everyone must vote on every thread, then the OP of the thread will be allowed to post x OPs where x is the rating of their thread. If you got a one, sorry mister, better luck tomorrow! This rewards good posters who put effort into their posts, and also gives the community a say in who they want to see posting. p cool and this is democracy in action folks. Vote 4 MC!
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 17:01 |