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Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?


Weeabooishness isn't just about Japan. I love the notion of these guys going around throwing random badly formed English into their conversations while everyone around them eyerolls.

"Oh my god Misha you're not American shut up."

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Spun Dog posted:

Got a request if anybody has it -

I need that .gif of a drunk Russian giving a fish a drink of vodka. Thanks. If you can't find the one with the fish GBS, I guess any drunk Russian will work.
there a gif of this?>??


e:

Disconnecticus posted:

Weeabooishness isn't just about Japan. I love the notion of these guys going around throwing random badly formed English into their conversations while everyone around them eyerolls.

"Oh my god Misha you're not American shut up."
my fevorit presidyent georch voker byoosh

a hole-y ghost fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Oct 21, 2014

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
I have no idea who that guy is, but he keeps showing up in random places and it's a joy to watch.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Cardiovorax posted:

I have no idea who that guy is, but he keeps showing up in random places and it's a joy to watch.

pavel petel is amazing

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



goons are absolutely obsessed with that one gay wrestling (??) guy

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Phlegmish posted:

goons are absolutely obsessed with that one gay wrestling (??) guy

not surprising when at least 99% of gbs posters are self proclaimed homosexuals

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Moscow Moscow! According to the Germans.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i read something somewhere (i think it was an a/t history thread) that argued that the collective russian/slavic psyche can be traced back to half of the population getting wiped out by genghis khan. i like to think russians are so weird because of getting owned by the guys that run mongolian bbq 800 years ago

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Business Gorillas posted:

russians are so weird because of getting owned by the guys that run mongolian bbq 800 years ago
mexicans?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Pavel Patel could probably turn Westboro Baptist Church members gay.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




looks like someone's so racist they can't tell a mexican and a mongolian apart

mods?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Three-Phase posted:

Pavel Patel could probably turn Westboro Baptist Church members gay.
What do you mean, "turn?" :v:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations






remember that russian women have to pick a husband out of this bunch :allears:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



whoflungpoop posted:

remember that russian women have to pick a husband out of this bunch :allears:

not if i mail order them first

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

etalian posted:

This is the best Sweden trolling Russia moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWo6Dbwq4Ms

The song led to official complaint from the Russian embassy.

What a strange concert, now do one about the mexicans

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

etalian posted:

This is the best Sweden trolling Russia moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWo6Dbwq4Ms

The song led to official complaint from the Russian embassy.

Uhh going by the images in this thread, the song's stage act is an accurate portrayal of Russia, I don't see what's wrong here

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Business Gorillas posted:

i read something somewhere (i think it was an a/t history thread) that argued that the collective russian/slavic psyche can be traced back to half of the population getting wiped out by genghis khan. i like to think russians are so weird because of getting owned by the guys that run mongolian bbq 800 years ago

There's also something to said for a pile of autocratic rulers such as Peter the Great trying to drag the country kicking and screaming into the current century.

Basically a constant cycle of desperately trying to keep up with the advances of the outside world and then getting complacent again with the current sad state of affairs.

quote:

''It is the indifference toward everything that is vital -- toward the truth of life, everything that nourishes life and generates health,'' Fyodor Dostoyevsky wrote in 1876, complaining of what seemed to be the incurable darkness of the Russian soul. ''In our day this indifference -- compared, let us say, with the outlook of other, European nations -- is almost a Russian disease.''

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Pochoclo posted:

Uhh going by the images in this thread, the song's stage act is an accurate portrayal of Russia, I don't see what's wrong here

seriously, it's all authentic down to the bear dancing the robot

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Howard Beale posted:

seriously, it's all authentic down to the bear dancing the robot

I love that something this over-the-top and playful actually upset people in the Russian government. Or anyone at all. :allears:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
maybe US and Russia aren't that different underneath it all

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Blistex posted:

Is there a level below Slav. . . is there "Less than Slav"?

slavs are the hicks of sweden

but everyone hates romanians

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Literally the week of the Olympics and the Crimea takeover I was at a Rutgers Bookstore and they had a slideshow thing on the TV making fun of Putin - one was this picture and the gag 'sorry, later I had to kill this guy :('

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Phlegmish posted:

those poets are probably nationalists themselves writing about the uniqueness of the russian soul or something, like solzhenitsyn. their intellectuals aren't necessarily like ours

solzhenitsyn was a monarchist authoritarian

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Advanced drunken fist technique; astounding

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
That is just cool beyond words.

Ratchu
Dec 31, 2011

kim jong uns limo

because ki, jong un is so kim jom he drives himslef

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

if you lived in a place where it was like -40 F all the time you would probably begin to understand this I guess

he's got a proper chimney for it and everything

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
I look at that and all I think is "holy poo poo, postapocalyptic nuclear winter Fallout game in Siberia."

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
alright your job is to sit in the back of great leader's car while he drives and keep the furnace going at the right temperature

failure means death

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Mackelmore falls on hard times; installs woodburning stove in SUV

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

stovepunk as gently caress

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
I have a date with a girl from Russia this weekend. I'm not sure whats gonna happen after seeing what I have here. Any pro tips on going on a date with a drunk Russian chick?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Grody posted:

I have a date with a girl from Russia this weekend. I'm not sure whats gonna happen after seeing what I have here. Any pro tips on going on a date with a drunk Russian chick?
do you plan on being an even more unattractive mate than a russian man? if the answer is nyet, then go get'er tiger

Ratchu
Dec 31, 2011

punch her i n the face. thats how russins make loev

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Grody posted:

I have a date with a girl from Russia this weekend. I'm not sure whats gonna happen after seeing what I have here. Any pro tips on going on a date with a drunk Russian chick?

just be really attentive and be good at something. Anything at all. I mean really like show the most minimum amount of foresight in terms of were you want the date to go and go for sushi because russian girls love sushi. Then get drunk and get a blow job.

if you let try to be democratic about what you are supposed to be doing for fun she will cuck you immediately.

Ratchu
Dec 31, 2011

Ratchu posted:

punch her i n the face. thats how russins make loev

also dont forget to print on bw printre gadget hackwrench's face and stapler it to hers hed

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Russia is basically taking the Jackass TV series cast and making a whole nation out of them.

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Ratchu
Dec 31, 2011

etalian posted:

Russia is basically taking the Jackass TV series cast and making a whole nation out of them.

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