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Minkee
Dec 20, 2004

Fat Chicks Love Me
No one wrecks on Harleys. They're held up with American Bald Eagles that fly on each side of them.

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Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


I thought Yamaha used to have good ads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9cnbzaBBI4

I laughed at a couple spots

hot sauce
Jan 13, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Minkee posted:

No one wrecks on Harleys. They're held up with American Bald Eagles that fly on each side of them.

You mad you didn't have such a rad dad?

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

BlackMK4 posted:

Somewhere exists video of me running off track at >100mph after I got pinched off this past weekend. :v:

Wait, is this you? :monocle:

hot sauce
Jan 13, 2005

Grimey Drawer
http://youtu.be/kooC3DTFne8

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
Sweet sweet instant Karma... too bad he didn't get nabbed at the end.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
FTP

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
He had to ditch his bike, which probably isn't titled in his name, unfortunately. At least he's still out a couple grand for being a loving moron.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
The whole time I was pleading with him....trying to will him into turning the key off and back on. P. sure it was just a tip over sensor.

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

I DON"T
STOP
FOR COPS

Got motion sick watching the second half

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

nsaP posted:

The whole time I was pleading with him....trying to will him into turning the key off and back on. P. sure it was just a tip over sensor.

Everything about that scenario makes me think he's far too much of a dumb oval office to know what a tip over sensor even is.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

MetaJew posted:

Wait, is this you? :monocle:

No, I was dumb and went for a pass mid straight against a liter bike - got pinched as he moved towards the outside of the track when I was about three feet off the back. Ran off and all was well.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
Here's a guy from the level 3 group being awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbOLcgPkg7c

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

MetaJew posted:

Here's a guy from the level 3 group being awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbOLcgPkg7c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ruscfjf-aEU

Motsew
Dec 31, 2004


Reveal Truth
12 hours ago

You sir deserve a Medal. The Adrelanine to run from the cops.....it's Crazy! 

Legdiian
Jul 14, 2004
I would love to see the footage from the cop car. Idling behind him while this jack-off tries to jump start his bike for 3 minutes.

dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

Armyman25 posted:

My mom's high school boyfriend on his chopper.



So your bio dad then?

Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram

That is beautiful karma right there.

clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard


I didn't realize they have Oompa Loompas working the service department.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.
I wasn't aware it was possible for an Oompa Loompa to get that grizzled. Dude's lived life, rock on little buddy.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Z3n posted:

I wasn't aware it was possible for an Oompa Loompa to get that grizzled. Dude's lived life, rock on little buddy.

Right? I want that guy to work on my bike, not the guy who looks like he was an extra in the new Scrambler video.

GI Joe jobs
Jun 25, 2005

🎅🤜🤛👷
Did they photoshop his eyebrows out during the grizzling process?

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Gullous posted:

Did they photoshop his eyebrows out during the grizzling process?

That's what a relatively normal human looks like when the clarity slider is fully to the right.

crowtribe
Apr 2, 2013

I'm noice, therefore I am.
Grimey Drawer
I wondered what Stone Cold was doing after wrestling.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





Would rock that patch

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Never mind. Image was deleted as I was posting. :argh:

Frozen Pizza Party fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Oct 22, 2014

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Would rock that patch

Seconded.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Seems to be a fairly standard old-man-CA trait. Unless someone has a flash bike it's the 'been there, done that, want the least hassle' attitude. I push people to ride stock bikes always cause IMO it makes me invisible as compared to bro dude backwards hat on the gsxr with a hidden plate and lovely flush mount lights. If you look presentable it's easier to be a hooligan.

Plus I don't feel like a dick when I'm riding home at 1 am anymore.

Nitramster
Mar 10, 2006
THERE'S NO TIME!!!
I just moved to a very quiet street and I've got a list of mods I want to do on my 636, but all of them would firmly put me in that douche-dick club nsaP described. I might just wait till I move again (and maybe for when the warranty runs out anyway)

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Would rock that patch

I know having a DRZ with an aftermarket exhaust makes me somewhat of a douche, but would putting that sticker on the bike move me up to full on douche status?

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Would rock that patch

Me too. I think it would also make for a good aftermarket exhaust brand.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle





:shepface:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Is that an R1 frame?

PleasusChrist
Oct 20, 2010

I don't think I saw this posted. H2R revving makes me want an H2R.


http://youtu.be/ZBoBM_EkewU

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

PleasusChrist posted:

I don't think I saw this posted. H2R revving makes me want an H2R.


http://youtu.be/ZBoBM_EkewU

Nice to know what it would sound like, if we're ever attacked by firebreathing robot cheetahs from space.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

PleasusChrist posted:

I don't think I saw this posted. H2R revving makes me want an H2R.


http://youtu.be/ZBoBM_EkewU

Check out the tach.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U47RMeC5LEM&t=201s

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Man, the gas mileage is terrible.

Nitramster
Mar 10, 2006
THERE'S NO TIME!!!
When everyone shoves their cellphones in the way of the shot I wanted to reach through my computer screen and slap them away... I need camera phone anger management

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Yerok
Jan 11, 2009

Collateral Damage posted:

Is that an R1 frame?

I want to believe the monoshock is replaced with a solid metal bar. The equivalent of "struts" on a twinshock vintage bike instead of a regular lovely hardtail.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Would rock that patch

I have AMA stickers from vintage days at Road America this year that say "loud pipes risk rights." My DRZ has a Yosh RS2 and I don't run the 96 dB insert unless I'm trail riding or doing an enduro where they actually test. I think I'm going to put them on the YZ80 I just bought which has a blown to poo poo original FMF powercore.

Yerok fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Oct 22, 2014

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