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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

TOILETLORD posted:

i played the share ware version of this game a billion times as a kid, didn't the name get changed because of copy rights or something.
the shareware was better imo because you dont get to the part with those loving alien orbs

e: and yeah, to alien carnage

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Super smash tv

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
mine bombers


i dont think we played it as intended though, much like how we played liero

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

I had this game on our old black and white computer (I don't know what the computer was but it ran on Dos) where you would make your own story book and there was a library of objects and characters that you could click and drag and you could put text in and it played lovely midi music. It had some stuff from LotR in it but at the time I had no idea what the gently caress that was so I just assumed hobbits were stock fantasy characters like goblins and elves and poo poo. I have no idea what the game was called but it was awesome.
I also had a Spiderman game later on that was kind of similar except you made little movies instead of a story book and you could draw in it, but I think lots of people had that.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Video Painter was ahead of its time:

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
Karnov for nes. I didn't own it, but I rented it from Blockbuster so many times I should have owned it.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



if you didn't play chex quest you are literal trash

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Millie posted:

Karnov for nes. I didn't own it, but I rented it from Blockbuster so many times I should have owned it.
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/karnov/lagmastr.swf

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


destination earthstar. Just look at/listen to this poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9FbaMhByFs

Evaluation Unit
Apr 7, 2004
I SURE HOPE THIS GRUESOME TERRORIST ATTACK DOESN'T INTERFERE WITH COMIC-CON
my father was really into :filez: and got us a sega magic disk drive so he wouldn't have to pay for games. we ended up with a lot of obscure Japanese games that we couldn't understand.

this game was my favorite tho. Arrowflash, which also shared a disk with equally as obscure Crackdown.

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Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
Baby Boomer.
http://youtu.be/_nxyzrO-rAA
I never made it past the second stage :(

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

When I was a kid, I installed a RedHat distro on my PC that came with a game called xevil. It was a homebrew side-scrolling deathmatch with awesome powerups like chainsaws and crack. The character you played was, if I recall correctly, entirely random. One life you could be a ninja, the next you could be a xenomorph, or a military dude, or a death robot.

That game loving owns.

https://www.xevil.com

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


lonesomedwarf posted:

here are some more

dangerous dave in the haunted mansion!!!!





Played it, loved it. I remember that you could kill zombies at the top floor on the first level from outside the house.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

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THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
brave fencer musashi, a really good rpg where u played musashi and u saved people from bincho fields

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9lxglYqxw8

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QluCp9YzBzo

Not bad at all for 1989

somecallmetim
Mar 30, 2004

Bolo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolo_%281987_video_game%29

I remember while my friends and I were chosen to setup the first new Imac G3s for my school. We found Bolo somehow and got it work through the network. The graphics were dated even for the time, but the gameplay was really fun. I don't think there are games out there with the same mechanics. Basically a RTS but with one unit you control and no building.

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012
the most obscure game i owned was probably conquest of the crystal palace.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
lode runner? maybe? man i had a l ot though but i simply dont remember.

edit: wow someone brought it back

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

this is my jam right here

no one knew this game and it was so cool

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

excellent choice, nox was loving awesome.

mine:



NES game nightshade was the bomb

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
thexder https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thexder

my dad also bought firehawk/thexder 2

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

somecallmetim posted:

Basically a RTS but with one unit you control and no building.

Sir, we've discovered the missing evolutionary link between good games and DOTA

My god man, do you realize what this means for video game science?!?

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Back in the late 90s, my dad got one of those lovely freeware game collections from Walmart. Something like "200+ Best FREE Games." One of the only games I remember from it was called Crime, I think. It was a puzzle/strategy/RPG type game where you were a low ranking criminal and you could walk around town doing odd jobs for money, or you could rob stores and houses. You'd use the money to buy more powerful weapons and hire associates.

Remembering it now, it was an objectively bad game that you could cheese by going to a bar and telling it to let you work there for 900 years, then taking all the money and buying an army outfitted with tommy guns. As an adult, I just now remembered that you could kidnap children in the game and sell them to chinese restaurants and sex traffickers :wtc:

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightmare_(Atmosfear_series)

It was a board game that you played while having a vhs play in the background. It was too scary, we never played it.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Wonderboy in Monster World is like the Genesis version of Zelda and it's awesome in every way plus you can get it on steam for a couple bucks

Danked
Feb 9, 2005

Dare-ni mukatte mono itten-dayo? Eh?!?
Eek Help Spike

Oh no Molly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEhAmezFKr0

This game was super difficult after the third or fourth level. It works like Donkey Kong where you have to climb to the top to rescue Molly, but first you have to collect a key while dodging all the poo poo blocking the way up which get progressively faster.

This game was on an old system called Vectrex. I still own it and it still works.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Verisimilidude posted:

Wonderboy in Monster World is like the Genesis version of Zelda and it's awesome in every way plus you can get it on steam for a couple bucks

You cannot go wrong with Wonder Boy and/or Monster World games. They're what it looks like when a formula for pleasure is fine-tuned to perfection.

Sixfools
Aug 27, 2005

You be the Moon,
I'll be the Earth
And when we burst
Start over, oh, darling
http://youtu.be/Wy-PYocL9i0

there was some bullshit with a hidden pixel having a gem or something and it was random every time you played and it was bullshit.

ForeverSmug
Oct 9, 2012

Not bought but rented Super Putty for SNES, a loving baffling mess of an unplayable game.

Years later I found it was a normal British amiga game. It hurts me to think about it.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I grew up playing games on Macs. The 90's were a fascinating time to play games on a Mac, because they were usually unique to the platform.

Ambrosia software made great ports of old arcade games, but the real money was "Escape Velocity" a topdown/isometric version of Elite basically.



Another favorite was "Abuse" a side-scroller from Bungie where you play a Xenomorph/Predator crossbreed who has to escape a future prison by using lots of high explosives

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Crow_Rodeo posted:

I grew up playing games on Macs. The 90's were a fascinating time to play games on a Mac, because they were usually unique to the platform.

Ambrosia software made great ports of old arcade games, but the real money was "Escape Velocity" a topdown/isometric version of Elite basically.



Another favorite was "Abuse" a side-scroller from Bungie where you play a Xenomorph/Predator crossbreed who has to escape a future prison by using lots of high explosives




i played those on my old 4.86

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
Abuse loving owned. That's the first game I played that would actually have powerups set up as traps that would spawn more enemies or drop you in pits.

When I was 6 or 8 I had an Atari game that I thought was about breaking into a house and stealing poo poo from them and sneaking around a lady taking a shower and then you eventually blow their house. I recently found out that the game was actually a lovely video game adaptation of Porky's.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Good choice

Worse choice: I had this game for the Dreamcast called Death Crimson Ox, it was a badly translated House of the Dead ripoff where you fought robots and skeletons and arabs. here is a video of it, it is somehow even worse looking than I remember. People used to not believe me when I told them about it

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




SkyRoads



Music fucken owned too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mg4nIop-kc

cell
Nov 25, 2003

The more Johnny the better.
Enemy Nations was a very highly-rated RTS from '97, but I've never met anyone who's actually played it. It's freeware now (http://www.enemynations.com/index.html) and the developer makes enterprise software these days. I guess it doesn't really hold up nearly 15 years later, but I always enjoyed playing it.

I also played a lot of Darklight Conflict, a combat space sim in the same vein as Wing Commander. It had some really impressive lighting and destruction effects for the time ('97 or '98 again) and was hard as balls. I couldn't beat the final levels without cheating, and either my copy was bugged or cheating locked you out of the ending, because I never reached it myself :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJVaiD2j530

Crow_Rodeo posted:

I grew up playing games on Macs. The 90's were a fascinating time to play games on a Mac, because they were usually unique to the platform.

Ambrosia software made great ports of old arcade games, but the real money was "Escape Velocity" a topdown/isometric version of Elite basically.




Loved EV, EV:Nova was pretty good too (never played the second one though)

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

cell posted:

Enemy Nations was a very highly-rated RTS from '97, but I've never met anyone who's actually played it. It's freeware now (http://www.enemynations.com/index.html) and the developer makes enterprise software these days. I guess it doesn't really hold up nearly 15 years later, but I always enjoyed playing it.

I also played a lot of Darklight Conflict, a combat space sim in the same vein as Wing Commander. It had some really impressive lighting and destruction effects for the time ('97 or '98 again) and was hard as balls. I couldn't beat the final levels without cheating, and either my copy was bugged or cheating locked you out of the ending, because I never reached it myself :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJVaiD2j530


Loved EV, EV:Nova was pretty good too (never played the second one though)

Override was pretty meh. Nova was fantastic though.

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
Jill of the Jungle was one of the better Apogee games back in the mid '90s. She had this boomerang bladed fan weapon thing way before Xena ever did and it was way better.

Abuse was awesome, but I couldn't get the full version because my mom wouldn't let me.

Major Stryker was a p. rad vertical scroller.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


I must have played Big Top and Master Miner for hours and hours as a kid. Big Top is just weird enough to give a kid nightmares, though by today's standards it's bland as heck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7dGLWodlhI

Master Miner was a much more fun game and was some sort of weird cross between shooting spaceships and Pacman. Even though it's from the same company I can't find any videos of it. Of course the inferior game gets the glory.

There's a bunch of others on this list that I remember basically only by name:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PC_booter_games

I really wanted Pinball Construction Set but I never got a copy. Sometime a while later I got a copy of Adventure Construction Set, which was bizarre because it was an RPG maker game but with an Auto-Construct feature. You could force it to pick themes or you could just let it go crazy and put sci-fi poo poo with fantasy. It was really not very good at making games though so the results were bizarre even without mixing poo poo up.

I guess none of these were actually that rare but nobody I knew ever heard of any of them, I never really could talk to anyone else about a game until I got a NES. Nobody gave a gently caress about PC gaming until Wolfenstein and poo poo came out.

Deathface posted:

Baby Boomer.
http://youtu.be/_nxyzrO-rAA
I never made it past the second stage :(
That game was made by the devil, I was convinced of it. Actually pretty much every game Color Dreams ever made was mean as poo poo. That and Camerica were pretty much a sure sign that you were getting some weird rear end game that was going to beat your face in.

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Denim Dude
Feb 21, 2006
I suggest tree
spacheship warlock. i paid 50 american dollars for this game at k-mart. not a good decision.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEEI52Werj4

b.a.t 2. this one came on like 15 floppy disks and was cool as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rto714zb82E

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