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Cowman posted:We're the same age i was 15 
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Nov 15, 2014 19:18
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Wish I had archives so I could read that thread about the guys neighbor who jacks off with the windows open and he started using a laser pointer at him
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Nov 15, 2014 19:19
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Windows 98 posted:In 2005 I was 14 years old hth. Probably a lot funnier and cooler than you at 14. this baby right here. in 2005 I was loving the hottest girls id ever gently caress for the rest of my life, doing the dumbest and most insane poo poo that i wouldnt even do now if i could, street racing, getting pulled over, doing mad drugs, going to court, crashing frat parties, going on frat party road trips (wasnt in a frat), experimenting with butt stuff, raw dogging everyone and its 2014 and youre living at your moms house?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Nov 15, 2014 19:22
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ask your parents to buy you archives
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Nov 15, 2014 19:22
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great thread to start my saturday morning out with. thanks op!
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Nov 15, 2014 19:22
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Windows 98 posted:Wish I had archives so I could read that thread about the guys neighbor who jacks off with the windows open and he started using a laser pointer at him Are you hinting that someone should buy you archives because you made this thread? It was a pretty good thread, but that's a little messed up op.
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Nov 15, 2014 19:22
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Naw I was just casually mentioning it. I have a job and money and could buy archives if I really wanted to. It just was something that I thought of because it was in a similar vein of voyeurism and I have no filter and I post what my brain thinks.
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Nov 15, 2014 19:24
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I live in a suburb outside Boston with my parents and I'm 28 OP I mowed your lawn because tomorrow I mow your life.
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Nov 15, 2014 19:25
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1gnoirents posted:this baby right here. in 2005 I was loving the hottest girls id ever gently caress for the rest of my life, doing the dumbest and most insane poo poo that i wouldnt even do now if i could, street racing, getting pulled over, doing mad drugs, going to court, crashing frat parties, going on frat party road trips (wasnt in a frat), experimenting with butt stuff, raw dogging everyone 
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Nov 15, 2014 19:26
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1gnoirents posted:this baby right here. in 2005 I was loving the hottest girls id ever gently caress for the rest of my life, doing the dumbest and most insane poo poo that i wouldnt even do now if i could, street racing, getting pulled over, doing mad drugs, going to court, crashing frat parties, going on frat party road trips (wasnt in a frat), experimenting with butt stuff, raw dogging everyone 7 years ago I was smoking weed, drinking, and having sex and poo poo but I moved back in with my parents for the quiet life because being constantly hung over sucks.
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Nov 15, 2014 19:27
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1gnoirents posted:this baby right here. in 2005 I was loving the hottest girls id ever gently caress for the rest of my life, doing the dumbest and most insane poo poo that i wouldnt even do now if i could, street racing, getting pulled over, doing mad drugs, going to court, crashing frat parties, going on frat party road trips (wasnt in a frat), experimenting with butt stuff, raw dogging everyone sounds like ur life since then has been really poo poo and boring. condolences.
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Nov 15, 2014 19:28
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Stux posted:sounds like ur life since then has been really poo poo and boring. condolences. of course it is nothing like it was, id be dead or in jail. the only sad part aobut is how 18-20 year old pussy is the best you're ever gonna have but once you get older they seem like children and so you dont even pursue it anymore. so that part really is over
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Nov 15, 2014 19:30
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and that when I joined SA. makes you think
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Nov 15, 2014 19:30
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1gnoirents posted:and that when I joined SA. makes you think SA made your life gay
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Nov 15, 2014 19:31
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1gnoirents posted:of course it is nothing like it was, id be dead or in jail. the only sad part aobut is how 18-20 year old pussy is the best you're ever gonna have but once you get older they seem like children and so you dont even pursue it anymore. so that part really is over sorry ur life is so terrible good luck in the future~
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Nov 15, 2014 19:33
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I had a pissed off neighbor mow my lawn once (It wasn't even high) so I filled up a water balloon, mixed in a little roundup and tossed it into his backyard.
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Nov 15, 2014 19:35
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Stux posted:sorry ur life is so terrible good luck in the future~ thanks. now i get excited about reducing my bills or a sale on motor oil. im going to go get some food in my hyundai with some throwback music on spotify due to th is thread
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Nov 15, 2014 19:35
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:I had a pissed off neighbor mow my lawn once (It wasn't even high) so I filled up a water balloon, mixed in a little roundup and tossed it into his backyard. drat ur hard
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Nov 15, 2014 19:36
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:I had a pissed off neighbor mow my lawn once (It wasn't even high) so I filled up a water balloon, mixed in a little roundup and tossed it into his backyard. Woah. I told u i was hardcore.
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Nov 15, 2014 19:47
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Windows 98 posted:UPDATE: They have packed up and left Hate to break it to you. They stole lawn trimmings and other dead plant matter from you.
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Nov 15, 2014 19:58
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fyodor posted:drat ur hard I mow my own damned lawn. 
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Nov 15, 2014 20:01
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Lamebot posted:Hate to break it to you. They stole lawn trimmings and other dead plant matter from you. To use for what? Feeding livestock?
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Nov 15, 2014 20:32
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I had a plant. It died.   Could you see if they could do something about it? I want to buy one of the fake Christmas tree things they are selling at the grocery store and put lights on it but I don't know what to do about my dead plant.
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Nov 15, 2014 20:39
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hahahahahaha loving op is still breast fed at 23
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Nov 15, 2014 20:48
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Lawyer up, pussy. That grass was to feed your suburbanite cattle, 50 of them, and now they will be dead within the week.
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Nov 15, 2014 20:49
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Windows 98 posted:To use for what? Feeding livestock? You gotta sue them so they don't do this to other people.
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Nov 15, 2014 20:51
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They basically committed grass murder. The FBI already knows. The police were informed. I even put a do not disturb thing on my door knob.
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Nov 15, 2014 20:52
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Windows 98 posted:I even put a do not disturb thing on my door knob. is that to stop your dad walking in to his 23 y/o son jerkin off
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Nov 15, 2014 20:53
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mommmmmm!!!! did you hire landscapers without telling me???!?!?
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Nov 15, 2014 20:59
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Three Olives posted:I had a plant. It died. Gay condo Guy
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Nov 15, 2014 21:13
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Dude just really wants to mow a lawn. I can't blame him, if I had a mower like that I'd be mowing poo poo lift and right. Show up to my neighbor's house and say "Bitch your lawn is getting mowed like it or not." and just tear that poo poo apart while throwing beer cans on their property and wailing.
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Nov 15, 2014 21:15
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Lol OP is a 20 something living at home with his parents and his parents know he is so worthless he can't even mow a lawn. They don't even bother asking him, they just hire people to do it for them.
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Nov 15, 2014 21:15
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The Walking Dad posted:Lol OP is a 20 something living at home with his parents and his parents know he is so worthless he can't even mow a lawn. They don't even bother asking him, they just hire people to do it for them.
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Nov 15, 2014 21:18
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Three Olives posted:I had a plant. It died. Why is your porch all chipped up and lovely?
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Nov 15, 2014 21:19
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The Walking Dad posted:Lol OP is a 20 something living at home with his parents and his parents know he is so worthless he can't even mow a lawn. They don't even bother asking him, they just hire people to do it for them. Sounds like a p sweet life.
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Nov 15, 2014 21:20
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I mean, I at least have a girlfriend to henpeck the gently caress out of me if I go more than a week without mowing the lawn. Then I have my 80 year old neighbor to look down on me if I don't edge the sidewalk. What do you have OP? Parents who think their son might as well be dead for all the good he does them.
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Nov 15, 2014 21:22
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The Walking Dad posted:I mean, I at least have a girlfriend to henpeck the gently caress out of me if I go more than a week without mowing the lawn. Then I have my 80 year old neighbor to look down on me if I don't edge the sidewalk. What do you have OP? Parents who think their son might as well be dead for all the good he does them. paradise
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Nov 15, 2014 21:25
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Wondering how many goons have been posting about my living situation from their parents basements
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Nov 15, 2014 21:27
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Windows 98 posted:Wondering how many goons have been posting about my living situation from their parents basements Hint: All of them
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Nov 15, 2014 21:27
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I don't begrudge you living in your parent's basement. I am just channeling your dad's impotent rage that he has a son who can't even mow the lawn to earn his keep.
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Nov 15, 2014 21:28
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