The Lord said to Moses, “When you return to Egypt, see that you perform before Pharaoh all the wonders I have given you the power to do. But I will harden his heart so that he will not let the people go. Then say to Pharaoh, ‘This is what the Lord says: Israel is my firstborn son, and I told you, “Let my son go, so he may worship me.” But you refused to let him go; so I will kill your firstborn son. At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses and was about to kill him. But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it. “Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me,” she said. So the Lord let him alone. (At that time she said “bridegroom of blood,” referring to circumcision.)
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 12:01 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:50 |
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I like the part of the bible where the jews kill all the people that aren't jews around jewruselum.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 12:02 |
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and the lord said "gently caress me in my gay balls" and it was good
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 12:03 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:and the lord said "gently caress me in my gay balls" He must have had one of those drawstring sacks for easy access.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 12:39 |
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"thou shalt handeth over thy cold hard cash to thee"
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 12:41 |
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And the LORD did lol at the scrubbe Jehosephat, exhorting unto him, "Brother, dost thou even lift?"
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 12:47 |
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Whosoever serves breakfast to a duck or tortoise, or eats artichokes on a Tuesday shall surely be put to death
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 12:50 |
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 12:56 |
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yeah plenary substitution is bullshit. that's why i'm all about Christus Victor
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 13:01 |
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Drink not strong drink in the house of the LORD, lest ye shucketh thine pants and do something really embarassing
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 13:04 |
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Apthous posted:I like the part of the bible where the jews kill all the people that aren't jews around jewruselum. ahaha so you are actually dumb in all of your opinions, not just about the beatles. what a waste of skin.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 13:41 |
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H.H posted:ahaha so you are actually dumb in all of your opinions, not just about the beatles. Hey look its the guy with the username "H.H" most likely short for "heil hitler" lecturing me about morality and racism. H.H. posted:that's historically inaccurate: the SS flag should be black. H.H. posted:According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombin...r_II#Casualties about 25,000 people died in Dresden. If the other things I read on wiki are correct, they had over 500,000 people at that time. After all bombings, the city was completely destroyed. H.H. posted:We once got our Korean roommate drunk and he admitted to trying it. Apthous fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Nov 19, 2014 |
# ? Nov 19, 2014 13:47 |
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Apthous posted:Hey look its the guy with the username "H.H" most likely short for "heil hitler" lecturing me about morality and racism. Yes, knowing a bit of history = Nazism. This is stupid, go be edgy elsewhere.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 13:54 |
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H.H posted:Yes, knowing a bit of history = Nazism. What does H.H stand for then just two random letters?
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 14:01 |
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Apthous posted:What does H.H stand for then just two random letters? When I started using this username I didn't know it stood for "Heil Hitler", since it isn't used over here (I'm not American). It stands for Humbert Humbert. Before you start with the Aatrek jokes, Nabokov is a literary genius and one of the greatest writers of mid 20th century.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 14:05 |
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H.H posted:When I started using this username I didn't know it stood for "Heil Hitler", since it isn't used over here (I'm not American). Well a good 88 to you brother. quote:Traumatized by the death of his father and the loss of his home country, Nabokov expressed himself in writing. His novel 'The Luzhin Defence' (1930) is alluding to his own story of emigration and the sense of loss. In 1937 his father's killer was released by Adolf Hitler, and Nabokov had to move to Paris.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 14:11 |
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quote:When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 14:16 |
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Who did Adam and Eve's children bang to produce the next generation of humans? Each other? That's pretty gross.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 14:41 |
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Tricky D posted:Who did Adam and Eve's children bang to produce the next generation of humans? Each other? That's pretty gross. why do you think christians are so retarded? its the inbreeding
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 14:44 |
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Apthous posted:Well a good 88 to you brother. i like the number 8, it looks like a shapely curvvy sexy lady, i talso is the infinity symbol on its side. there are 8 main chakras to the sexual wellbeing of the enlightened ape called the human, and there is 8 sides to the most perfect shape in existence. imagine my surprised, when it was liked to racists! i was shocked and appauled. i didnt know what to do, my entire world view (weltanshauung_ was turned upsides down! i was determined to fight this at all costs and at all sides. i would attend rallies and tell people the trueth of the number 8. it was a good and holy number, it was about many nice and good things, sexy things, thinks you can jo to and feel good about. it took a long time but i can finally feel good about the number eight tattood on my forehead. some people will look at you funny for such a thing, but if they didnt judge you from that they would judge you for something else, in a way, it is like you are juydging the H.H. poster on the some thing awful forums right now. what are you raging against, what are you ruinning from? why do you need to lash out, and strike, and dash your dfists against this percived enenmy? i think we can learn a lot from each other, enemies should sit down and talk. it is natural to want to hide, run, fight, and eat your enemies, but it is harder to sit and talk. it is easy to hate, and it is the hardest thing of all time to love. try and love your enemie, invite them into your rhome, sit and treat with them. talk to them, perhaps even learn from them, and they shall learn from you in turn. this is the way to enlightenment, and the way to improve youre own life at the same time.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 14:55 |
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Why read when the Christian Bale Bible movie comes out in a couple of weeks and the Russell Crowe Waterworld movie is out? Best thing about that movie were those giant rock aliens not even mentioned in the Bible. Movies > book.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 15:36 |
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Automatic Slim posted:Why read when the Christian Bale Bible movie comes out in a couple of weeks and the Russell Crowe Waterworld movie is out? Best thing about that movie were those giant rock aliens not even mentioned in the Bible. Movies > book. The Christian Bale (who owns) movie has all white people (who own) in it so it is Problematic and you shouldn't watch the white patriarchy oppress Egyptian history
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 15:40 |
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People call him Jesus H. Christ all the time but they don't say what the H is for like your mother would when she was really mad at you and called you by all three names so you'd know she meant business.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 15:51 |
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jesus hitler christ
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 16:08 |
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you irl posted:why do you think christians are so retarded? its the inbreeding and the jews and the muslims
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 16:14 |
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Phoon posted:jesus hitler christ Really?!
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 16:21 |
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H.H posted:When I started using this username I didn't know it stood for "Heil Hitler", since it isn't used over here (I'm not American). Haha we only say Heil Hitler in America
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 16:23 |
i hunger for the dick of satan
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 17:06 |
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cool OP
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 17:07 |
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just go catholic, get baptized then be an rear end in a top hat your whole life get final rites go to heaven.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 17:08 |
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TOILETLORD posted:just go catholic, get baptized then be an rear end in a top hat your whole life get final rites go to heaven. That only works if u find all the golden scarabs in the water temple tho
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 19:30 |
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no donation, no salvation
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 19:52 |
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H.H posted:ahaha so you are actually dumb in all of your opinions, not just about the beatles. I'm trying to imagine what opinion somebody could have about the Beatles that would make somebody else mad enough to follow them around lambasting them about it I mean it p much had to be either "The Beatles were good" or "The Beatles were not good" right Unless it was "The Beatles hosed your dad" that is a little provocative
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 21:18 |
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the bible has a lot of good rules
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 21:18 |
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sexy young infidel posted:the bible has a lot of good rules I quite fancy my brother's wife, thinking of having him killed so she has to marry me. Deuteronomy 25:5
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 21:23 |
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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.[
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 21:53 |
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Stoatbringer posted:19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. Keep going, I'm almost there.
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 21:54 |
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Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 21:54 |
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quote:When Jesus had finished saying these things, he left Galilee and went into the region of Judea to the other side of the Jordan. 2 Large crowds followed him, and he healed them there. tl;dr if you get divorced from your first wife, cut your balls off
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# ? Nov 19, 2014 22:23 |
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Stoatbringer posted:19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. there's some pretty racy stuff in song of solomon too about perfumed gazelles or something
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