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1gnoirents posted:proven Why yall covered in 'sketty
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 05:19 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:10 |
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Just lie down on your side and piss along the plane of the floor, WTF
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 05:32 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:its always weird when some frankensteins cock skin is a different color than rest of him paging two tone malone
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:01 |
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:32 |
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This seems to be an accurate portrayal of how people use public restrooms
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:54 |
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down n out posted:This seems to be an accurate portrayal of how people use public restrooms its fine just when i lay the heavy log down in there thats no problem but then you flush and with the released water pushing things around all of a sudden its a poo poo spirograph in there
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 06:59 |
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Really all you have to do is stand beside the tub, reach behind the shower curtain and the use that hand to hold your dick, that way when you pee it runs down the curtain to the bathmat below, which is expected to be wet anyway. Like so:
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:01 |
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why do american toilets have so much water in them anyways? can't you take a doodoo without draining a loving lake?
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:01 |
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There's places where clean potable water is fuckin rare and here I am just making GBS threads into gallons of it every day.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:05 |
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i wouldnt want water thats not high-quality drinking water filling up my toilet bowl what if theres splashback
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:08 |
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nothing to pump up that feeling of first world superiority than looking at a pic of an african village and thinking heh my poo poo drinks more water daily than these dudes
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:09 |
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Someone post that gif of the wonder toilet that can flush like 100 mcnuggets
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:10 |
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you could just poop in your hands and carefully place it in the toilet, all neat and no splashing
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:11 |
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naem posted:Someone post that gif of the wonder toilet that can flush like 100 mcnuggets
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:11 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:13 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:just a minute let me find the pic of ur moms mouth Lmbo
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:14 |
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naem posted:wonder toilet that can flush like 100 mcnuggets eh
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:17 |
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"The Thirsty Bird" loving kills me.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:19 |
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let the people hear the roar of the waters meeting, for I live to generate a mighty piss foam and then, choosing the exact time with great skill, to relentlessly destroy it.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:29 |
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when I was a kid I tossed toilet paper down there and pretended it was the hull of an enemy submarine and my dick was another submarine shooting lasers at it sunk those fuckers down e: actually thats how I still piss
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:37 |
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Frank Horrigan posted:Method 2: The Thirsty Bird This is the first time in awhile that I've laughed uncontrollably at something on the forums. Thank you.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:39 |
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naem posted:Someone post that gif of the wonder toilet that can flush like 100 mcnuggets
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 08:34 |
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In Scotland you're required to piss into oak casks and age your piss for three years.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 08:59 |
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Fewd posted:why do american toilets have so much water in them anyways? can't you take a doodoo without draining a loving lake? this perplexes me when i travel to the us as well. i live in constant fear when i sit down to take a poo poo that my dick is going to hit the water line
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 09:18 |
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Use the cat's litter box
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 09:28 |
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those are chicken nuggets not mcnuggets
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 10:01 |
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This doesn't work and I want to talk about it. I live in a car and this is something I deal with all the time. You need a gatorade bottle or a widemouth water gallon or something. I know you're thinking "well I can just press the mouth of the bottle against the head and dig into the flesh a little it'll be a water-tight seal" well you know what buddy you're wrong because there's things called GASES and they will build up in the piss bottle while you piss and after a cup or two the pressure will pop your head out of the bottle like a loving champagne cork and you'll be pissing all over your new used chevy astro. So yeah kids, if you can't fit your dick in it's no good to piss hth. As for silent piss I like the ol' woman-style sitdown, although that often becomes the thirsty bird (angry bird?) because apparently. dictated not read
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 10:12 |
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theres a gap you dickwang draw something or get banned
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 10:15 |
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Alan Smithee posted:those are chicken nuggets not mcnuggets
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 13:12 |
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Neurosis posted:this perplexes me when i travel to the us as well. i live in constant fear when i sit down to take a poo poo that my dick is going to hit the water line it won't, but the anticipation will make you believe that you are, and you will feel it, but then you will touch your ding dong and it will not be wet, and you will be okay
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 13:16 |
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it looks like you're walking but you aren't you are walking and also peeing
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 13:20 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:it won't, but the anticipation will make you believe that you are, and you will feel it, but then you will touch your ding dong and it will not be wet, and you will be okay call it what you will, but I claim this as proof of ghosts
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 13:32 |
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loving hell you're dead, leave my dick alone and go for the light what the hell is wrong with you
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 13:34 |
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Noyemi K posted:I dunno man tried the thirsty bird today and it went pretty well, nobody heard or anything but somehow the toilet water went UP and INTO my URETHRA I told you man, I told you about thirsty birds
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 17:07 |
Besides the obvious physical difficulty, I feel like this would be ruined by the shirt sliding down a blocking the pee stream.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 17:57 |
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lol
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 18:04 |
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Robo Reagan posted:what happens if you take a megadump is your pile just on that shelf coming ever closer to your rear end or what My biggest fear using one of those German style toilets, is taking a huge dump, and somehow getting poo poo smeared onto my balls...
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:37 |
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you dont waste water when you flush the toilet. it doesnt fall in some hole in the ground and go away forever. you cant even waste it if you tried. someone who's dying of thirst in a desert somewhere won't benefit in any way if we stopped using toilets. they are dying from thirst because of lack of infrastructure. id poo poo in a bathtub if it flushed
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:50 |
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Kidney Stone posted:My biggest fear using one of those German style toilets, is taking a huge dump, and somehow getting poo poo smeared onto my balls... My balls already dip into the water when I take a dump in a regular toilet, so pooping on my balls is pretty much a certainty. 1gnoirents posted:you dont waste water when you flush the toilet. it doesnt fall in some hole in the ground and go away forever. you cant even waste it if you tried. someone who's dying of thirst in a desert somewhere won't benefit in any way if we stopped using toilets. they are dying from thirst because of lack of infrastructure. id poo poo in a bathtub if it flushed If you've got a shower with a detachable head, just power-wash that turd down the drain and it's effectively the same thing.
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# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:51 |
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1gnoirents posted:you dont waste water when you flush the toilet. it doesnt fall in some hole in the ground and go away forever. you cant even waste it if you tried. someone who's dying of thirst in a desert somewhere won't benefit in any way if we stopped using toilets. they are dying from thirst because of lack of infrastructure. id poo poo in a bathtub if it flushed i was just thinking about that today after flushing a fresh dump down spooky
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