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The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Nexea? I think the plurality of nexus is redundant. Wouldn't a bunch of nexuses working together just be a nexus

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Synastren
Nov 8, 2005

Bad at Starcraft 2.
Better at psychology.
Psychology Megathread




The Door Frame posted:

Nexea? I think the plurality of nexus is redundant. Wouldn't a bunch of nexuses working together just be a nexus

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Let's Play! > Let's Play Starcraft 2: A Nexus of Nexus of Nexus...

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.
What is a Protoss? A miserable little pile of Nexus.

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012

Captain Bravo posted:

What is a Protoss? A miserable little pile of Nexus.

New thread title here.

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

Shei-kun posted:

Some people may think this rhymes with testicles, but I keep imagining it is a Greco-Roman name.

Nexicles, son of Zeus!

How have you hosed up so badly that this doesn't rhyme with "testicles"?

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

George posted:

How have you hosed up so badly that this doesn't rhyme with "testicles"?

Nexi-clees.

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


You say Testy-clees? Instead of Test-i-culs?

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
You say hair-a-culls instead of hair-a-cleese?

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

George posted:

How have you hosed up so badly that this doesn't rhyme with "testicles"?

Herakles has no long E. Neither does Pericles.

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
Guys, come on. Saying "testicles" like the name of an ancient hero is a pretty good call.

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Captain Bravo posted:

What is a Protoss? A miserable little pile of Nexus.
Requesting this title be reserved for any future Legacy of the Void LPs.

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Jaramin posted:

You say Testy-clees? Instead of Test-i-culs?

Wasn't there a monty python sketch about testiclees



AradoBalanga posted:

Requesting this title be reserved for any future Legacy of the Void LPs.

Maybe "My Zerg don't want none unless you got essence, hon!" for hots? :v:

Nalesh fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Dec 20, 2014

Zebrin
Mar 12, 2010

Chopping trees down and making elves cry.
Nah, Keep HotS simple. "Essence? Essence. LPHOTS!"

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
I'm pretty sure "How does she get her hair like that? Abathur's Zergal Essences! - Let's Play Heart of the Swarm" is too long.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

CORRUPTION.txt - Let's Play [insert Blizzard game here]

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Kaboom Dragoon posted:

CORRUPTION.txt - Let's Play [insert Blizzard game here]

I always found it funny that blizzard has their own matt ward tier lovely writer.

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




isn't Metzen their only writer though? :ohdear:

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

Aces High posted:

isn't Metzen their only writer though? :ohdear:

He's their only story.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

Nalesh posted:

I always found it funny that blizzard has their own matt ward tier lovely writer.

Nah, until they have officially sanctioned torture porn as part of the canon, Blizzard, surprisingly have the high ground.

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


Yeah, they still are the pale imitation of GW until Metzen writes about holy knights of pure righteousness powered through murder of women.

SIGSEGV fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Dec 21, 2014

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

SIGSEGV posted:

Yeah, they still are the pale imitation of GW until Metzen writes about holy knights or pure righteousness powered through murder of women.

Its okay. Metzen will Retcon it away via corrupting esssssence. They aren't really monsters, they're corrupted by an outside force.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Aces High posted:

isn't Metzen their only writer though? :ohdear:

No but he's in charge so while for example dialogue or wow quest text isn't written by him the overarching story of a blizzard thing is.

The real problem with Metzen is that he's really good at selling his ideas in person, even if they're objectively really dumb. He's got the sort of enthusiasm that's really hard to say no to combined with the sort of position in the company that makes it even harder. I will say that I think even he's tired of writing the same story over and over again, it's just that it won't so much be Starcraft or Warcraft that benefits but their new IP. I mean that's just the impression I got at Blizzcon but he seemed legit pretty excited about doing a totally different thing so maybe we'll get lucky and every other IP will eventually benefit.

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Zebrin posted:

Nah, Keep HotS simple. "Essence? Essence. LPHOTS!"
Alternate option: "Let's Essence: StarEssence 2: Heart of the Essence."

Zebrin
Mar 12, 2010

Chopping trees down and making elves cry.
Mine is actually line from the game though.

Synastren
Nov 8, 2005

Bad at Starcraft 2.
Better at psychology.
Psychology Megathread




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Raldan
Oct 21, 2010

HH Challenge Caster
(Pls no bm)
:siren:Update:siren:

This time we're making the other choice and siding with the Protoss.


Source Video (No Commentary)

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Thinking on it just as I was watching the video, it may be that well

Dr Whatsit needs more samples, so she invests herself to try and find a cure. Rather than Being one of them before the mission starts.
that part.
Though her dialogue could easily make it either way. I forgot about

Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 10:28 on Jan 12, 2015

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

See? That's why you must purge infestation by fire. And why you don't trust anyone who claims to be able to cure something incurable.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
See the results of Dr. Hanson's cure? I don't know if zerg infestation works the same way, but if this were 40k, we'd find out later on that soon after we "saved" the colony from the protoss, the genestealers controlling Dr. Hanson ate all of the civilians.

Wait a second, how do you become infested vs infected? Is it a plot virus? The infected settlers were zombies that begged us to kill them, but infested Hanson is an evil half human, half hydralisk that taunts us and can seem to make choices on her own

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

The Door Frame posted:

See the results of Dr. Hanson's cure? I don't know if zerg infestation works the same way, but if this were 40k, we'd find out later on that soon after we "saved" the colony from the protoss, the genestealers controlling Dr. Hanson ate all of the civilians.

Wait a second, how do you become infested vs infected? Is it a plot virus? The infected settlers were zombies that begged us to kill them, but infested Hanson is an evil half human, half hydralisk that taunts us and can seem to make choices on her own
That's pretty much how infestation works. Everyone is doomed to be infested.

There are different kinds of infestation, I think. Quick zombification or a longer more advanced that does what happened to Hanson, or Kerrigan as the extreme example. It probably has something to do with the strength of the individual. Also how important they are to the story. Nameless grunt? Yeah, you're an infested zombie. Named character? Lots of special stuff going on.

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.
It also depends how far along the infestation is. If you've got one infected dude, you don't want him going full zombie and alerting everyone, so you do a slow burn on that guy, much like with Dr. Hanson. Once the cat's out of the bag, or you've got a majority of the people infected, then you can just go nuts and have everyone start spawning tentacles and knives and poo poo, and throwing up on buildings. By that point, you're past subtlety.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Captain Bravo posted:

It also depends how far along the infestation is. If you've got one infected dude, you don't want him going full zombie and alerting everyone, so you do a slow burn on that guy, much like with Dr. Hanson. Once the cat's out of the bag, or you've got a majority of the people infected, then you can just go nuts and have everyone start spawning tentacles and knives and poo poo, and throwing up on buildings. By that point, you're past subtlety.

So wait, Hanson was already infected and she pleaded you to save the colonists from Protoss so she can go there and live happily ever infested? Finding cure was just a ruse right?

Or she just hosed up in the lab, no :tinfoil:?

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Disco Infiva posted:

So wait, Hanson was already infected and she pleaded you to save the colonists from Protoss so she can go there and live happily ever infested? Finding cure was just a ruse right?

Or she just hosed up in the lab, no :tinfoil:?

It looks like your choice determines what's actually going on. Raynor can't make the wrong decision, so reality bends instead.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




my dad posted:

It looks like your choice determines what's actually going on. Raynor can't make the wrong decision, so reality bends instead.

Yeah, this is what my bet is on. If you went with Hanson she wouldn't be infected at all.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


my dad posted:

It looks like your choice determines what's actually going on. Raynor can't make the wrong decision, so reality bends instead.

Goddammit. I know this is SC2 but this would be a wonderful opportunity for a more nuanced story.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Captain Bravo posted:

It also depends how far along the infestation is. If you've got one infected dude, you don't want him going full zombie and alerting everyone, so you do a slow burn on that guy, much like with Dr. Hanson. Once the cat's out of the bag, or you've got a majority of the people infected, then you can just go nuts and have everyone start spawning tentacles and knives and poo poo, and throwing up on buildings. By that point, you're past subtlety.

We'll actually see this is the case in a HotS mission, even.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Disco Infiva posted:

Goddammit. I know this is SC2 but this would be a wonderful opportunity for a more nuanced story.

Tosh does foreshadow the possibility that Hanson's been infested all along, commenting that she might be the reason the zerg keep coming after her and the colonists, but it's just a red herring if you side against the protoss.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
The "Canon" of Wings of Liberty according to the devs is Breakout, Safe Haven, and Belly of the Beast.

Of course since they've also stated that the players choices will always be respected Hanson won't be showing up anymore in an of the games. Kind of hard to do that when you die in the twitter campaign leading up to Heart of the Swarm

Kurieg fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Jan 12, 2015

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Disco Infiva posted:

So wait, Hanson was already infected and she pleaded you to save the colonists from Protoss so she can go there and live happily ever infested? Finding cure was just a ruse right?

Or she just hosed up in the lab, no :tinfoil:?

That's my bet, why else would she try and get Raynor to stay on Haven when she has been crusading for refugees all game? If she really had a working cure for zerg infestations, Raynor could take it to afflicted worlds and save billions instead of it never being mentioned ever again

Then again, maybe I just don't like Dr. Hanson and my reading of the story paints her as incompetent at best and evil at worst.


Or more likely, it could be a video game, with designers that thought that the two choices had no real impact on the overall world of star craft and I'm looking farther into the importance of the Haven decision than the writers did and my dad's assessment

my dad posted:

It looks like your choice determines what's actually going on. Raynor can't make the wrong decision, so reality bends instead.
Of reality bending around the player's choice is the real answer because it provides more interesting game play mechanics without being overly complicated story wise

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Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.
The biggest problem is that the Zerg virus is constantly undergoing straight up directed evolution and a cure for the one specific strain afflicting Haven's colonists would be totally useless on anyone or anything else (and frankly you'd better deploy the cure you have really fast before it mutates too much for it to work). And since there is active intelligence directing the changes, all your work on the first cure would be pretty much useless.

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