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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:not everyone celebrates christmas you racist pissboy shitwick FactsAreUseless posted:"Racist pissboy shitwick" is redundant. Pissboy Shitwick was already racist, any Dickens fan would know that.
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theflyingorc posted:wait, the person in that picture is an NFL quarterback? He looks like he'd be presenting at a medical conference about the latest in catheter technology to a half empty audience He's not only a quarterback, he's the skim milk of quarterbacks with a slice of white bread and flavorless oatmeal as part of a Tuesday Morning breakfast. He's so bland he makes roided up ubermensch boring.
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PleasingFungus posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3506614&userid=122025 Possibly a joke, posssibly he's just Scandinavian
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Magnus Manfist posted:Possibly a joke, posssibly he's just Scandinavian 
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Magnus Manfist posted:Possibly a joke, posssibly he's just Scandinavian "Possibly" a joke? 
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PleasingFungus posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3506614&userid=122025 At first I didn't realize this was only displaying his posts, and thought Wayne Gretzky just filled up an entire page with one post after another. Back to the politoons thread. Xander77 posted:I think the implication is that ending the embargo should have been conditional on ending human rights abuses, if not outright democratization. Which seems fairly reasonable, actually. Saraiguma posted:I don't think Cuba has the international clout to stop the United States from committing human rights abuses.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"Possibly" a joke? 
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There is a thread in TCC called Highideas and this is a quote from it:That thing I just said posted:A special kind of bean Thank you for your time.
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In the android gaming megathread, they have been enjoying 80 days. Set in the early 1900s and you have bet your entire fortune that you can travel the world in 80 days. how me a frog posted:I have a question. What is even the point of Africa and South America? Nerdrock posted:Millions of people call it their home, you insensitive rear end in a top hat. Shwqa has a new favorite as of 21:42 on Dec 19, 2014 |
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ayn rand hand job posted:1. do you like wing commander
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TheJoker138 posted:Woody Allen is a gross person who made a lot of really good films in the past, but his recent films haven't been very good, so I probably won't go see his new movie regardless of what it's about. It's still impressive that he's made a movie a year for the last three decades though, and with that kind of output they can't all be zingers. I really want to know where he even finds the time to rape kids with all that production work. Jack Gladney posted:You make the time for things that matter to you.
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Shwqa posted:In the android gaming megathread, they have been enjoy 80 days. Set in the early 1900s and you are have bet your fortune that you can travel the world in 80 days. This is my new favorite Awful Quote
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Phlegmish posted:You are have edit too late. I agree.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:It's also possible that the "Scandinavian" alternative was itself a joke. At the expense of Scandinavians, you see. That would have been the joke in that post. I don't get it then. Those are all actual Scandinavian names.
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Phlegmish posted:You are have edit too late. I sure did. 
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This is most funny if you're familiar with Moon Over June, a very unpleasant webcomic that tries its damndest to make straight men gay by drawing the grossest looking sex between attractive lesbians imaginable. Radio Help posted:"Your child will be able to draw, but only horribly twisted characters that are inherently unappealing to the eye" mind the walrus has a new favorite as of 06:51 on Dec 20, 2014 |
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mind the walrus posted:the grossest looking sex between attractive lesbians imaginable mind the walrus posted:attractive
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Volume posted:No one is saying that the way the NFL handles broadcasts isn't hosed up. Every years there's new rules about how to shove in more commercials. But the game is still going on while "Players are standing around" mainly in coaching calls, play formations, and strategy. Pretty Lady Blob posted:Exactly. To put it in nerd terms it would be like complaining that only X% of a MTG game takes place in the combat phase.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Would you mind clarifying your intended meaning of this word here? insert the word "supposedly" before attractive. I was trying to keep the sentence from becoming unwieldy but since you've cast a spotlight on it I guess there's no holding back now!
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mind the walrus posted:insert the word "supposedly" before attractive. I was trying to keep the sentence from becoming unwieldy but since you've cast a spotlight on it I guess there's no holding back now! The comic (I'm not sure on this, the text is incomprehensible and the art makes my eyes bleed) acts like the lesbian main cast are a bunch of hot as gently caress anti-authority badass constantly having gross, gross sex with any lesbians they meet.
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The way that that comic causes sex to become gross in the minds of its readers is probably a better prevention of teenage STDs than actually telling kids the hows and whys of genitals.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:The way that that comic causes sex to become gross in the minds of its readers is probably a better prevention of teenage STDs than actually telling kids the hows and whys of genitals. Oh man, I just realized nobody has ever told me the whys of genitals. 
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Trig Discipline posted:Oh man, I just realized nobody has ever told me the whys of genitals. Feels good when you touch 'em with stuff, makes babies if you want, and is such a fundamental drive in our hindbrains that it is considered a literal disorder if you don't have some kind-of sexual inclination.
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Trig Discipline posted:Oh man, I just realized nobody has ever told me the whys of genitals. Because it's there.
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Trig Discipline posted:Oh man, I just realized nobody has ever told me the whys of genitals. Squirty cummy baby make
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Freudian posted:Squirty cummy baby make Okay now I get it.
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Freudian posted:Squirty cummy baby make An economy of words
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Genitals are what happens when gonads decide if they're S or M.
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Freudian posted:Squirty cummy baby make Oh so that's how babby is formed! 
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from yospos thread "What Happened When Marissa Mayer Tried to Be Steve Jobs", the first post of which is an article talking about how Marissa Mayer is a terrible CEO who is ruining/has ruined Yahoo!:rotor posted:lol ok so the wife scored box seats to the niners game and I ended up sitting next to some yahoo lady and because I'm a pushy loudmouth with no internal censor I gave my unasked for opinion of mayer and oh hey turns out she's on the board
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gnarlyhotep posted:you morons, don't eat packing material
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Once you accept that Santa is a Republican the situation with the poor kids getting hosed over and the elves working in sweatshop conditions makes total sense.
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Smythe posted:goto the boba place and look at those asian sluts titties, asses, etc. worth the balls flowing freely into my open mouth? worth the hello kitty music? sure, why not. a little yellow fever in YOSPOS is par for the course. BOBA drinks SUCK. HARD. Through a thick straw.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oh god a GIRL has her HAIR touching my desk what do I do StrangersInTheNight posted:Some people spend a lot of time on their hair and it's a real dick move to just cut it like that. I can already think of at least one scenario off the top of my head which would make it super awful - she might be growing it to donate to sick kids and that poo poo set her back months, you don't loving know and can't assume. Just speak up and say 'your loving hair is on my desk' and any reasonable person would move it. The Nards Pan posted:One of my very good friends has anxiety and does very well hiding it and functioning normally, you only really notice the part that is centered around his testicles, because his abusive dad used to grab him and forcibly cut his balls as a kid. As an adult, he has chosen to grow his scrotum as long as possible, down to his butt at this point. If someone kicked him in the junk, he'd be utterly destroyed. The amount of cruelty in that moment, for someone to do that to him just for a momentary laugh…that would be astonishing. You don't just do that to people.
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So I was talking last night with a woman and I was feeling randy (been smoking some weed in a joint.) Usually I am not so randy but I thought that we should do oral sex. I said, hey I think we should suck dick. But I meant for her to do it on me (I am a male) and I don’t know if this was a big mistake? I am not trying to be gross here on the forums but I want to know the right answer, should I just wait until I talk to her next, or does she think I want to suck dick. I hope not. It was just a speech error. These things happen.
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Its bad day posted:But I dunno, maybe you didn't get laid as a teen, and spent all your time masturbating to Zelda games or whatever. Perhaps you aren't familiar with the primal rush of two nubile teenage bodies mashed against each other, and the sweatiness and feelings that inevitably ensue. In any case, it's not my place to tell you these things, I'm sorry that your parents failed you. TheJoker138 posted:You're my new favorite poster. The bolded part is the creepiest poo poo I've ever read on these forums, and I've read Aatrek's posts.
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Rumda posted:Its In all fairness, it wasn't Aatrek's posts that were creepy, it was that he literally raped a child. Still a gross post though. A grosst.
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